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Did...I get invited for sex?

Oct 27, 2017
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I love that this thread is still active lol

It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet bros. She’s probably busy with work and all that.

If I really wanted to be play a bit more aggressive, I could ask what she’s doing tonight, but I don’t think that’s the right move
Don't let the thirsty ERA members pressure you, OP. You've already delivered and then some.
 
Oct 22, 2018
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a sunken pirate ship
Hey I give almost my whole paycheck to help with bills!!!
As a matter of advice, then: if hot mama down the hall ever asks, tell her you're taking care of your parents

Rather than merely "living with" them, I mean.

But, y'know, don't be, like, "Oh yeah, I live with my parents. But don't worry, I'm taking care of them wink wink" because then you sound like you hired a hitman
 
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J_Viper
Oct 25, 2017
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As a matter of advice, then: if hot mama down the hall ever asks, tell her you're taking care of your parents

Rather than merely "living with" them, I mean.

But, y'know, don't be, like, "Oh yeah, I live with my parents. But don't worry, I'm taking care of them wink wink" because then you sound like you hired a hitman
Oh my friend , I mastered that line a while back lol
Show up wearing this:
This is great
 
Oct 27, 2017
2,424
I DID IT

asked about the noise, she told all she found out, said she had to leave but then invited me to go down the elevator with her,

Then she said we should have coffee some time, followed up with the digit request, and now I have her number

All in all, a success

Big thanks to you all for the advice and for providing an entertaining thread to read
well done, and all executed in a non-creepy fashion
 

Camstun187

Banned
Member
Oct 29, 2017
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China
Do you know how to cook, OP? Whatever it is you’re good at making (if it’s sweet, then you’ll go with sugar, if it’s something salty or whatnot, go with a particularly common spice, like salt), be in the process of making it, then go up to her apartment and tell her you’re cooking and, sure as shit, you don’t have any salt/sugar.

She’ll probably ask what you’re cooking, and then you tell her. Gauge her response, and then invite her over if she seems interested. It’d be ideal if you had wine or ingredients for a cocktail, since having a drink is a nice way to kill time while cooking is commencing.

Just make sure you’re good at working around a kitchen and don’t look like an idiot. Remember, this advice only applies if you know how to cook.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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Do you know how to cook, OP? Whatever it is you’re good at making (if it’s sweet, then you’ll go with sugar, if it’s something salty or whatnot, go with a particularly common spice, like salt), be in the process of making it, then go up to her apartment and tell her you’re cooking and, sure as shit, you don’t have any salt/sugar.

She’ll probably ask what you’re cooking, and then you tell her. Gauge her response, and then invite her over if she seems interested. It’d be ideal if you had wine or ingredients for a cocktail, since having a drink is a nice way to kill time while cooking is commencing.

Just make sure you’re good at working around a kitchen and don’t look like an idiot. Remember, this advice only applies if you know how to cook.
OP is living with his parents (which for a 25 year old is quite normal), so that’s probably not the best route.
 
Apr 3, 2019
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I think it's kinda sad that people only started to believe this would end happily once they saw a pic of his torso... Such a cynical place era is.
 
Oct 25, 2017
1,467
Damn this thread is amazing.
The plot twist when OP showed us his pic was my favorite part.
I like how it slipped by under the radar for like half a page. Also how did op not mention he's hot as fuck until like page 3. This was key info!