Did...I get invited for sex?

[J_Viper]

Here's a thread I'm sure I'll regret making, but I had something happen an hour ago that seemed strange and I wanted to know Era's take

Someone had come onto the elevator this morning and, while we were going up, asked if I knew the exact floor where our building's construction was being done so she could find out when the noise would stop. Because it was only us two, I offered to stop on each floor on the way to my floor, to see if we could find out which it was, and she was very grateful

She introduced herself to me (which is rare, because it's always me who has to initiate an introduction when I speak to anyone around here) and exchanged some small talk during the ride. She was probably in her 40s (I'm 25), and super gorgeous

Then before I got off on my floor she stops me, then randomly gives me her apartment number (in her words) "in case you ever need anything"

Now, I didn't think anything of it, but I'm terrible at picking up signals, and to be honest, sex in general isn't something I care about. I couldn't help but be curious if anyone on Era could entertain me with a different take on the situation

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

You got invited to be tied up and robbed.

 

[StrangerDanger]

Nope. That's straight up invitation to come over and possibly get freaky

 

[Tygre]

You got invited to be a helpful neighbor.

 

[Legacy]

stealth brag

If you're interested maybe find an excuse to go up there and talk to her or ask out for a drink, maybe you can get more information as to where her head is at then.

 

[Deleted member 41520]

Swing by with a bottle of wine later

Woooo

 

[whitehawk]

How did she say it?

Depending on her tone it can be two completely different things.

 

[Doober]

Smash.

 

[Landawng]

Nah man sounds like shes just being a friendly neighbor.

 

[Masterz1337]

Living in an apartment building, it doesn't matter if she is wanting sex or not. Be a friend to her, if she wants to bang then she will make it known.

Just hit her up in a day or so and see if she wants to go out and have a drink or go for a walk or go to the park.

 

[Knight in Shining Armani]

*knock knock*

*door opens*

OP: "I need sex."

 

[XenodudeX]

Are you asexual?

 

[Deleted member 2809]

Show up and tell her you need a good screw

 

[RumbleHumble]

Sounds like she's just trying to be a friendly neighbor. Unless she had other body language, flirty tone, or made some physical contact indicating otherwise, I wouldn't think much of it.

 

[liquidtmd]

Knock on her door later

Declare 'I'm here about the sex' when she answers

Post results

 

[Grouch Douglass]

If you have to ask....

 

[PJV3]

Don't read too much in to it, maybe start with asking for a bowl of sugar and work your way up from there.

 

[Meatfist]

Yeah, depends on tone - that can be anywhere on a spectrum of "friendly neighbor" and "smash me immediately"

 

[Hollywood Duo]

The answer is always yes

 

[Fisty]

Put on your cleanest furry suit and grab a dozen roses to give to her. It's the only way to know (for sure) if she wants to bang

 

[FaustLaz]

It´s a trap and you got off safely.

 

[mbpm]

She heard about the ERA penis sizes.

 

[Dest]

fam you got offered a cup of sugar not a good time

 

[whatsinaname]

How much are kidney's going for nowadays.

 

[whitehawk]

Put on your cleanest furry suit and grab a dozen roses to give to her. It's the only way to know (for sure) if she wants to bang

Click to shrink...

OP: "I'll have a dozen Red roses"

"Oh hey Johnny I didn't know that was you"

 

[PKthndr]

Did you give her your apartment number in return like a kind neighbor?

 

[Dan Thunder]

*knock knock*

*Door opens*

"Just me, the guy from the lift"
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[Strafer]

congrats on possible sex

 

[BlackGoku03]

fam you got offered a cup of sugar not a good time

Click to shrink...

Could be both.

 

[Cpt-GargameL]

Update us when you smash. Don't disappoint us.

You got this in the bag.

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

 

[Wackamole]

I would never think that unless she smiled sexy and gave me 25 winks.

 

[NervousXtian]

Be a good neighbor, and bring over a bottle of wine and ask about the noise. Either she invites you in and it goes somewhere, or she says thanks takes the wine and you're on your way.

 

[danowat]

Maybe she was just being nice?, surely when an attractive woman talks to you and says something nice it doesn't automatically mean she wants to be railed?

 

[DrewFu]

That sounds like an invitation to be a friendly neighbor.

 

[Josh378]

Opie why are you so dense? I mean she probably does want to bang you but I would wait maybe a day later bring a bottle of wine say welcome to the partment complex see where it goes from there. Just make sure you bring a condom in your wallet.

 

[Fisty]

OP: "I'll have a dozen Red roses"

"Oh hey Johnny I didn't know that was you"

Click to shrink...

"I ordered us a half Canadian bacon & pineapple, half artichoke and pesto pizza. Which half you choose determines if we have sex tonight"

 

[Swauny Jones]

after you've checked every floor go report where it came from ASAP and you'll have your answer OP

 

[shaneo632]

 

[sooperkool]

Invite her to coffee, see where it goes. There is an education that only an older woman can give you.

 

[Bus-TEE]

1) Ask her out for a drink.

2) Start a thread about the date providing details in real time.

3) ??????

4) Profits.


Just ask her out. What's the worst that can happen?

 

[Nappuccino]

Just pick up where you left off, "Want to see if we can ride an elevator until the noise stops?"

 

[Alwayscrazybacon]

Yup, she might want to see if you are up to smash. Word of advice, don't smash your neighbors.

 

[Deleted member 11985]

I don't get how she's supposed to contact you, though. Like is she going to scream "SEX" and hope that you're within earshot and can come up to her apartment number? I feel like she should have given you her phone number instead.

 

[Deleted member 46948]

Stop by, invite her for a drink somewhere out, find out.

 

[Booki]

Maybe she was just being nice?, surely when an attractive woman talks to you and says something nice it doesn't automatically mean she wants to be railed?

Click to shrink...

Every single bit of what you just said makes sense.

But what if she does?

 

[Deleted member 32822]

She sounds like a nice lady.

 

[Dan Thunder]

 

[wideface]

Subscribed.

 

[Omegasquash]

Bring your A game, OP.

Give it until this evening or tomorrow, make sure you're fresh, knock on her door and, if she answers, just ask if she needs anything.