I wouldn't, just play it cool. It sounds like you've got the right instincts!
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Did...I get invited for sex?
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I wouldn't, just play it cool. It sounds like you've got the right instincts!
Don't let the thirsty ERA members pressure you, OP. You've already delivered and then some.
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"congrats on the sex" <<< "congrats on being mortgage free!"
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As a matter of advice, then: if hot mama down the hall ever asks, tell her you're taking care of your parents
Rather than merely "living with" them, I mean.
But, y'know, don't be, like, "Oh yeah, I live with my parents. But don't worry, I'm taking care of them wink wink" because then you sound like you hired a hitman
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Oh my friend , I mastered that line a while back lol
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Do you know how to cook, OP? Whatever it is you're good at making (if it's sweet, then you'll go with sugar, if it's something salty or whatnot, go with a particularly common spice, like salt), be in the process of making it, then go up to her apartment and tell her you're cooking and, sure as shit, you don't have any salt/sugar.
She'll probably ask what you're cooking, and then you tell her. Gauge her response, and then invite her over if she seems interested. It'd be ideal if you had wine or ingredients for a cocktail, since having a drink is a nice way to kill time while cooking is commencing.
Just make sure you're good at working around a kitchen and don't look like an idiot. Remember, this advice only applies if you know how to cook.
She'll probably ask what you're cooking, and then you tell her. Gauge her response, and then invite her over if she seems interested. It'd be ideal if you had wine or ingredients for a cocktail, since having a drink is a nice way to kill time while cooking is commencing.
Just make sure you're good at working around a kitchen and don't look like an idiot. Remember, this advice only applies if you know how to cook.
Op got her digits and a potential coffee date down the road. You know, like what normal people do.
Oh going slow but well, enough material for 10 or 15 more pages I guess
OP is living with his parents (which for a 25 year old is quite normal), so that's probably not the best route.
Well then OP needs to come and find a way into her oven, doesn't he now.
Jizzberry and butterscooch muffins are back on the menu, boys.
I like how it slipped by under the radar for like half a page. Also how did op not mention he's hot as fuck until like page 3. This was key info!
I'm still not ruling out 'let me tell you about our lord and saviour' or 'how would you like to be your own boss'
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Lmao. If she actually gets this reference marry this woman immediately.
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