Milk? Comes cold? In the jug? Why are you heating it up? Just to make your cereal taste worse? This isn't hot chocolate. You're doing something wrong.
Like what is cereal. It's what you eat when you can't put in the effort for a more proper breakfast but don't want to just run out the door with a poptart or something. Like I can't imagine... "Oh I guess I'll grab some cereal... time to put the stove on!" Like no? If I'm going through that effort why am I not cooking eggs? Cereal... you just put the milk in the bowl and eat it. The milk is cold by default. Why would I make that longer or more complicated. it's against the point of cereal. The spirit of it. Its soul.
No. No. I've sat through way too much buffoonery, rolling my eyes on the sidelines, to let this thread break me. You... I don't know what you are. What any of you are. But not a one of you is gonna tell me putting hot milk in Bran Flakes is a thing™. It isn't.
Screw you. Screw your weekend threads. If you're making me Bran Flakes you're not my friend. If you're putting hot milk in it I know you're a cereal killer. Serial killer. Whatever. Screw you. I won't die to you.