Do you keep a log of how many times you've had ssxual intercourse ?

[Phil]

For me it started out as a food blog on Google docs but as the sex got good and plenty around Jan 2013 for me.
I wrote down every single sex act chronological with stardates and positions
Doe anyone else does this ?

Around 97 women
Vaginal creampies : 2022 so far I've hit a snag with my wife about six weeks ago

No conodrs all raw
I dedicate this thread to the good people at the NYC discord, my wife , sandwiches , sex and action burger

Happy trails party peoples

 

[Yoshichan]

Wtf

 

[TheBaldwin]

 

[julia crawford]

I don't read care about sex tbh

Honestly I posted itt just because Witcher is taking so long to load... hope my PS4 isn't dying or something

 

[Knight613]

I lost count of how many times I played SSX.

 

[Red]

Why can't you fuckers just be normal

 

[Deleted member 176]

Click to shrink...

lmao

 

[Dennis8K]

ssxual intercourse is my favorite course.

 

[Angry Grimace]

What is happening

Like this is going to get super mega locked but I'll give you that I'm currently laughing my ass off at my desk that someone thought they should make this thread. The misspellings and syntax problems only make it even funnier.

 

[konka]

Wtf

 

[Darknight]

Like written on a calendar?

 

[Guts Of Thor]

What the fuck lol?

 

[Steamlord]

That's some serial killer shit right there

 

[Puck Beaverton]

are you a malfunction

 

[Officer Big Mac]

97 vaginal cream pies on the wall, take one down and pass it around, 96 vaginal cream pies on the wall...

 

[Fantasy Final]

 

[Dennis8K]

in and out b4 the lock

 

[Deleted member 4367]

Always wear a conodr.

 

[Carolina Reaper]

Need an age restriction for thread posting privileges.

 

[PositivePolitique]

Do you also keep a track of how many coffees you've bought from Starbucks? Seriously, what's the point.

 

[Forerunner]

 

[Grym]

uh...no

just...why? you saving that info to put on your headstone or something?

 

[Biggersmaller]

"Captain's Log - star date 2018:

Nothing to report."

 

[mf.luder]

European drsnk thread?

 

[Stowaway Silfer]

Huh...

 

[Camwi]

Fuck condors.

 

[loquaciousJenny]

Is it like quarters

 

[AnansiThePersona]

Alright Phil don't let the fame get to your head fam

 

[Grimminski]

Why can't you fuckers just be normal

Click to shrink...

.

 

[Deleted member 4482]

how many breads

 

[Kyussons]

Lmao

 

[Deception]

Why can't you fuckers just be normal

Click to shrink...

 

[ClickyCal']

 

[Sephzilla]

For the love of god can Era just be normal for one fucking day

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Happy Monday to you too OP

 

[Nerdyone]

Why can't you fuckers just be normal

Click to shrink...

This. So much this.

And 97 women? What is wrong with you people?

 

[Dalek]

 

[starpower]

Click to shrink...

 

[MasterYoshi]

You guys are posting in a troll thread.

 

[antitrop]

I have also had sex, OP.

 

[Deleted member 32374]

FUCK YOU OP.

Now I'm thinking about you nutting and strangely, grunting.... I'm at work goddamn it. Post this shit after 5 or something.

Ugh. Mind bleach needed.

 

[Volimar]

Do you keep a log of how many of your threads have been locked?