Do you like lyrics about sex and/or bodily fluids?

Servbot24

User Requested Ban
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
21,804
They know I'm the shit (*shitting noise*, ew)
I need a plunger (Mm, yeah)
- Da Baby

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
- Nine Inch Nails

Almost Drowned in her pussy
So I swam to her butt
- Lil Wayne

Little girl if you'd be my strawberry bubblegum
Then I'd be your blueberry lollipop
And then I'd love you 'til I make you pop
- Justin Timberlake

And so on. Do you enjoy these types of lyrics? Are you ever jamming to a song about peace and love and then they throw in a line like "and then I'm gonna cum all over your ass" and then you think yeah! that line really made this song better. Or do those lines make you uncomfortable and consider skipping to the next track? Do you find bathroom humor in songs to be absolutely hilarious? Or are you totally indifferent to it?
 

Okabe

Member
Aug 24, 2018
8,443
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers


Y'all skeet skeet God damn


Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers


Y'all skeet skeet God damn
 

collige

Member
Oct 31, 2017
6,100
"I'ma eat that booty just like groceries" and "I don't have a problem with you fucking me, but I got a little problem with you not fucking me" are two of my favorite bars ever. It very much depends on the line though, the ones in the OP are pretty cringey outside of the NIN one imo. Toilet/shit bars almost always suck.
 

Kamek

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,482
Sometimes it's tasteful.

But eat the booty like groceries was kinda trash.

Same with Cole's "you say that you're the shit but you can't outfart me".

Sometimes it can be clever, but often it falls flat for me. Especially Wayne.

"Dear Mr toilet I'm the shit". Stuff like that.
 

Danis Saur

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,510
If its "lets get it on" types of wholesome, yes.

If its "I'm gonna cover you in my juice love, oh yeaaah".... No.
 

TaySan

Member
Dec 10, 2018
7,980
I never thought about it much, but some of it can be straight up cringey. Especially in rap music. You won't see me blasting that music in my car lmao
 

hughesta

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,216
De La Soul's bar comparing a woman's squirt game to Tupac spitting on reporters is a hilarious bar. It really depends
 

HardRojo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,347
If it’s tasteful, yeah, if it’s nasty shit like Ozuna and Bad Bunny then no, fuck that shit.
 

Capricorn

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
131
There's a whole world of difference between how sex is portrayed in The Downward Spiral, which is a crucial part of the fucked up protagonist's state of mind (I mean, I'd say Reptile in general is more gross although less "in your face" than the chorus of Closer) and random lines along the lines of "lol, look at me, I have sex and it's awesome".
 

Rassilon

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,173
UK
Stooges songs are generally about sex, but aren't often too explicit.

They certainly sound naughty and sexy though
 

skrskg

Member
Oct 27, 2017
273
Sweden
It depends on the context.

Like, if the song itself is sexy.

Like this one.


Or if it's about portraying a character (like for example Nine Inch Nails) and the lyrics add something to amplify that state of mind.

Or if it's Prince, who automatically makes everything sexy by just being himself.
 

Red Liquorice

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,976
UK
Clever metaphors and creative use of language is funny and sexy. Full on bluntness is boring and has been done as much as it ever could be decades ago, there's nothing new to say.
 
Oct 27, 2017
2,884
"I'm shootin' ma juiceAHH
Right in your cabooseAHH
Let's fuckin' get it on"

Nah, not really. For example I really like the music of Tenacious D, but the lyrics (above) leave me cold.
 

Chibrou

Member
Oct 27, 2017
155
Paris
Don't especially like/hate them, but they can be funny.

My example, be aggressive from Faith No More


"Tall and reckless
Ugly seed reach down my throat you filthy bird that's all I need
The empty pit I've got to feed to prove I'm fit
A healthy man I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master and I take it on my knees
Ejaculation, tribulation
I swallow, I swallow, I swallow, I swallow"

Yeah.