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Do you like lyrics about sex and/or bodily fluids?
- Thread starter Servbot24
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I'm kind of indifferent, but sex can be such a fucking boring subject when it comes to lyrics. It's kind of like how a bad comedy is worse than any other bad genre since you can't even laugh at it. But when handled well I can dig lyrics about pretty much anything.
Gonna use this as an excuse to post this:
Gonna use this as an excuse to post this:
Not when it's played straight, no. As much as I love Justin Timberlake, some of the shit he says makes me recoil.
"But then your hands talking, fingers walking, Down your legs, hey, there's the faucet!"
"Ooh, I love your pink, you like my purple,
That color right between those, that's where I worship."
"She killed me with that coochie-coochie-coo."
"But then your hands talking, fingers walking, Down your legs, hey, there's the faucet!"
"Ooh, I love your pink, you like my purple,
That color right between those, that's where I worship."
"She killed me with that coochie-coochie-coo."
I go dumb and ignorant
When I'm on that clitoris
Lick yo ass delirious
My tongue game so damn serious
I don't give a fuck if it's shaved or it's nappy
Long as it ain't nasty, sanitation smelling
One whiff of that bitch, I'mma be bailing
If it's smelling sweet, I'mma lick it for a hour
And even if it's sour, I might lick it in the shower
I just don't like it and the less I have to hear about sex the better.
When it's parody and just nonsensical/over the top, yes. Since I've been on a Bungle high after the show last weekend, revisit the s/t:
90s were the best for this man
90s were the best for this man
It doesn't bother me. My wife and I listen to a ton of hip hop. The only time I cringe a little is when Thotiana comes on, because Cardi B is straight up nasty in that song.
"It's so tight he think he slipped in my butt
I don't swallow Plan B, I just swallow the nut"
and
"Lick it up, now slurp that shit down
Jerk it off, now throw that dick down"
lmao
"It's so tight he think he slipped in my butt
I don't swallow Plan B, I just swallow the nut"
and
"Lick it up, now slurp that shit down
Jerk it off, now throw that dick down"
lmao
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave"
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin'
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer"
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin'
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer"
"put my fist in her like a civil rights sign" is simultaneously the greatest and worst song lyric.
I Guess Depeche Mode has a very classy one:
MASTER AND SERVANT
MASTER AND SERVANT
It's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot, like life
There's a new game we like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees
We call it master and servant
We call it master and servant
It's a lot like life
This play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play master and servant
Let's play master and servant
It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game in bed or in life
They're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play master and servant
Let's play master and servant
Master and…
It's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot, like life
There's a new game we like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees
We call it master and servant
We call it master and servant
It's a lot like life
This play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play master and servant
Let's play master and servant
It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game in bed or in life
They're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play master and servant
Let's play master and servant
Master and…
First you gotta put yo' neck into it. Ah don't stop just do it! Do it! Then you roll your tongue from the crack back to the front.
Sun Kil Moon-Dogs got me good the first time listening. Masterpiece of an album.
Mary Anne was my first fuck
She slide down between my legs and oh my god she could suck
I went with her friend first but I couldn't get it in
And when she caught me with Mary Anne her heart was broken
Oh the complicated mess of sex and love
When you give that first stinger, you're the one who gets stung
And when you lose control and how good it feels to cum
And when you pant like a dog getting into someone
Her mom was gone, we were listening to Dogs
She reached down my pants and discovered I was bald
And when I touched her down there she was blossoming and soft
And the next day in school she ignored me in the hall
She slide down between my legs and oh my god she could suck
I went with her friend first but I couldn't get it in
And when she caught me with Mary Anne her heart was broken
Oh the complicated mess of sex and love
When you give that first stinger, you're the one who gets stung
And when you lose control and how good it feels to cum
And when you pant like a dog getting into someone
Her mom was gone, we were listening to Dogs
She reached down my pants and discovered I was bald
And when I touched her down there she was blossoming and soft
And the next day in school she ignored me in the hall
Not specifically, but Dr. Octagonecologyst is hell of an album.
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