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Zekes

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,717
Now if I fuck this model

And she just bleached her asshole

And I get bleach on my t-shirt

Imma feel like an asshole
 

SolidChamp

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,867
Three pages, Era! THREE!

This is the king of sex verses and the only one I can truly appreciate.

I give you, Ghostface's verse on Strawberry from Bulletproof Wallets:


Five and a half in boys (uh-huh), ass is off the hook (word)
High school pussy, heard you got the best nookie
Sugar walls, rocks o' love, slide right on my dick
I'm palmin' ya ass like this while you ridin' it
I'm about to cum boo-boo, chill for a sec
I feel it at the tip, ma', ya pussy's too wet
One false move and I'mma blast like the very first time
Burnt you with candle wax fast while you was slobbin' mine
Dick is sensitive, you moved, baby here it is
Oh Lord, I told you not to move, you dumb broad
Cummin' for days, wettin' ya cage
My dick is like the sprinklers and maybe a douche, I'm here to save the day
Solomon was wise and I got fifty other bitches
Some eat bitches, some bitches fuck my niggas
Solomon was wise and I got fifty other bitches
Some eat bitches, some bitches fuck my niggas




I mean seriously, how is this not the best?
 

Zombine

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,231
Come on over (that's right)
Come on over, baby (oh, yeah, yeah)
Come on over, come on over, baby
 

mozbar

Member
Feb 20, 2018
856
I feel like lyrics are 'lazy' nowadays, or at least the stuff that becomes Top 40 hits are 'lazy'.

I think the euphemisms of the past where inventive, and made it nice to sing along.

There is room for both, I guess.
 

Kurtikeya

One Winged Slayer
Member
Dec 2, 2017
4,449
Hozier is the king of this, and I send him a sparrow every day to wherever he eats dried-up twigs with his soft, bare hands as thanks.

Let there be hotels' complaints and grievances raised
In that kind of love...
Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
In that kind of love
- Dinner and Diatribes

When the birds are heard again and they're singing
And once atrocity is hoarse from voice and shame
And when the earth is trembling on some new beginning
With the same sweet shock of when Adam first came
Be, be, be, be, be
- Be

There are questions I can't ask
Now at last, the worst is over
See the way you hold yourself
Reel against your body's borders
- To Be Alone

I'd be the last shred of truth
In the lost myth of true love
I'd be the sweet feeling of release
Mankind now dreams of
That's found in the last witness
Before the wave hits, marvelling at God
Before he feels alone one final time
And marries the sea
- Talk


Feeling more human and hooked on her flesh I
Lay my heart down with the rest at her feet
Fresh from the fields, all fetor and fertile
Bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweet
With her sweetened breath, and her tongue so mean
She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene
- Angel of Small Death

Also, not Hozier, and not the best lyrically, but the best song-wise:

 

John Dunbar

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
6,229
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
Said Stagger Lee
-Nick Cave
 

Temascos

Member
Oct 27, 2017
12,522
I recently listened to a rock song I loved when I was kid, "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions.

I did not realise how dirty it is.

 

Powdered Egg

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
17,070
It's corny to me in rap music most of the time. You like women, I like women... what's understood doesn't have to be said. Stop wasting bars about what you do in the bedroom.

This is why the kids aren't allowed to listen to Cam'ron.
 

sibarraz

Prophet of Regret - One Winged Slayer
Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
18,112
I once heard a reggaeton song of a woman saying "take all my poop while fucking me in the ass"

To this day I wonder how could people dance tot his thing
 

Tom Penny

Member
Oct 26, 2017
19,246
Let me hit it from the back Girl I won't catch a hernia
Bust off on your couch now you got Seaman's furniture
 

thesaint08

Member
Apr 23, 2018
203
Came in to hear G Rap. Left disappointed.
For me, it has to be fun to work, otherwise it's usually corny/juvenile.
 

MegaRockEXE

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 29, 2017
3,952
Ugh, of course not. And it's gross how much of the most overplayed top 40 junk relies on it.
 

Sandcrawler

Member
Oct 27, 2017
545
It's a case by case basis for me. Sometimes it sounds like the songwriter is trying too hard, sometimes it works. Echoing previous posts, extreme metal (like grindcore) often heavily uses sex and literally every bodily fluid in lyrics. In this case, the over-the-top nature makes it largely enjoyable to me, and that's why "Get Low" by Lil Jon is enjoyable too. It can work in pop songs as well, something about Bruno Mars's That's What I Like is just too good.

On the other hand, it's often pretty cringey in rock. Now I like Kiss, but holy shit some of the songs are so cheesy because of the sexual lyrics. For many of these old bands the worst part is that the songs sound like they're written by a 16 y/o because of how horny and ham-fisted they are, but the songwriters were well into their 20's or 30's. Hair metal is the biggest offender and is part of the reason (along with the rampant power ballads) I dislike most of it. It doesn't help that my mental image of these guys is generally what they look like now, and boomer dudes crassly singing about sex is pretty comical in a bad way. I saw Motley Crue in 2013 because my friend wanted to go and the sexual lyrics made it pretty weird, especially since we were teenagers, there were middle-aged people all around us, and my dad was with us. Doesn't help that they were probably the worst live band I've ever seen.
 

terrible

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,296
Toronto
When it's handled right sure, Jenny Hval sings about a lot of that shit and it's fine. A lot of the examples in here are just trash though imo.
 

Valkerion

Member
Oct 29, 2017
7,246
I personally love it when K-Pop/Korean musician does it. Since their media is pretty conservative many artists put their sexy lyrics in English to get around it. Seems like a lot of water sports going on over there by the lyrics that keep coming up. Personal favorite though is this subtle number.

 

ShadowAUS

Member
Feb 20, 2019
2,109
Australia
I personally love it when K-Pop/Korean musician does it. Since their media is pretty conservative many artists put their sexy lyrics in English to get around it. Seems like a lot of water sports going on over there by the lyrics that keep coming up. Personal favorite though is this subtle number.
Speaking of K-pop, let me add some of Ga In's solo stuff -





Though it's not like Brown Eyed Girls were exactly G rated.

 
Oct 25, 2017
6,710
How has this not been posted? Too close to home?

When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out

Let me go on like I
Blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one

Body and beats,
I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end,
She is starting to cry
 

ShadowAUS

Member
Feb 20, 2019
2,109
Australia
How has this not been posted? Too close to home?

When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out

Let me go on like I
Blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one

Body and beats,
I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end,
She is starting to cry
Eh, I suppose it fits the bodily fluids part but the "stain my sheets" part is referring to excessive sweating during sleep, a common side effect of both heroin use and addiction withdrawal. The whole song is about heroin addiction and there's nothing sexual at all in it really.
 

dallow_bg

Member
Oct 28, 2017
10,629
texas
Doesn't always have to be gross.




Delight
See our faces are both shining
And I've never felt so wanted
Than when you cling with arms and legs

I tremble
You crush my burning lips like ashes
With so much skin to travel over
While my head spins (and you knew it would)

And oh, what a storm !
And oh, what a storm !

We shelter in our skin storm

I feel
Feel your breath burn on my body
You touch my senses, tingling brightly
Slip-and-sliding into heaven

Love could be a wonderful emotion
With such a rush of pleasure motion
When I'm dancing on our skin

And oh, what a storm !
And oh, what a storm !

We shelter in our skin storm

And oh, what a storm !
And oh, what a storm !

We shelter in our skin storm
 

rAndom

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,866
A lot of these songs feel juvenile so I don't treat those songs seriously.
 

Thewonandonly

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
4,249
Utah
"Eating Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce" and "If I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt imma feel like an asshole" are easily Kanye's best lyrics!!!

Also fuck the skits in between songs that have sex. Anderson Paak has one that's goes one for 2 minutes and for two minutes you just hear her moaning and him going "O god, o god" and it's awful!!!!
 

Pwnz

Member
Oct 28, 2017
14,279
Places
No.

But I dont like lyrics in general. I like a good melody with some complex composition and some lyrics is fine. I also like minimalist instrumental, but not minimalist vocals. Although Mongolian grunt can be interesting if that counts as vocals.

On the radio I tend to listen to classical or 70s/80s. More recent stuff I dont even know if it is on the radio because its usually highly instrumental alternative rock which isnt popular these days.