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OmniGamer

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,754
"See I fuck him in the living room
While his children ain't home
I make him eat it while my period on"

>_<
 

fireflame

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,275
no...I am disgusted by my own fluids so no...And also fdisgusted by most songs involving sex or love because can't relate and reminder that i am alienated.
 

Binabik15

Member
Oct 28, 2017
4,615
Some

Coleus Sanctus

Stossgebet

Resurrection by Erection

I just had sex

Venom of Venus

Poison


All great stuff šŸ˜
 

J_ToSaveTheDay

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
18,819
USA
As a rule of thumb, it's not immediately exclusionary for me. Sex and its relation to bodily fluids and contact isn't upsetting to me.

But, I do believe there's a fine line between bluntness and crudeness and I'm not a big fan of the latter ā€” so it's more a quality of the lyrics versus the context of the song kind of thing rather than being upset that sex is the subject of the song in the first place.
 

Midramble

Force of Habit
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
10,460
San Francisco
Context.

You're moving in a club and you look over to see someone hot and your type checking you out and mouthing the lyrics to Like an Animal while it plays in the background and dancing along and tell me you don't like songs like this.
 

Hassansan

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,125
I like songs about sex.

Wish we had more same-sex oriented ones though, am tired of self inserting/changing the pronounces in my head.
 

Readler

Member
Oct 6, 2018
1,972
I don't like a song because they're about sex, but I won't not like a song if it's about sex - a banger's a banger (pun intended).



Also, NIN's Closer is a banger.

And how could we forget Radiohead's OK Computer for giving us Fitter Happier - the #1 fuck anthem of the 90s.

It's not that we didn't like the record. We loved it. We just felt weird that all of a sudden it was the number one sex album in the world. That's not how we intended for the album to be enjoyed.

Philip Selway: Suddenly, we hear that everyone's fucking to this album, and I'm getting a call from the president of Capitol Records every day thanking me for creating the fuck anthem "Fitter Happier."

Thom Yorke: Terrific, I assumed. Now, we will surely be arrested and sent to jail for igniting a sexual plague with our speculative computer music. What an idiot I was. Every judge who heard the album loved it. I got thank-you letters from them saying that OK Computer made them believe that sex was possible again in England.
 

SageShinigami

Member
Oct 27, 2017
30,472
This came on earlier today while I was on my daily walk:



It's quite possibly the most sexually vulgar song I've ever heard. (Don't push me on that, there's prolly worse I've seen/heard.) At first I was laughing at how over the top the lines in the song were, but eventually I was kinda vibing to it 'cause it's just so over the fucking top. (If ya girl come around I put some dick in her life." LMAOOOOOO The boldness.)

So I'm not bothered by them at all, not sure why I would be tbh.
 
Oct 27, 2017
15,043
Not really in the spirit of the OP, but my 10 year old daughter has started listening to Little Mix recently and in the first song on the album they say something like "I hope your sex is better and you won't be flicking it like I was". I just hope she doesn't listen too closely to the lyrics because I don't want her asking what it means!
 

Good4Squat

Banned
Nov 2, 2017
3,148
Sometimes they are just too dumb/over the top for me not to enjoy. Like Stagger Lee, by Nick Cave for an example.
 

nded

Member
Nov 14, 2017
10,573
Yeah, I like a really vulgar song every now and then.

Leck mire den Aā€¦ recht schon,
fein sauber lecke ihn,
fein sauber lecke, leck mire den Aā€¦
Das ist ein fettigs Begehren,
nur gut mit Butter geschmiert,
den das Lecken der Braten mein tagliches Thun.
Drei lecken mehr als Zweie,
nur her, machet die Prob'
und leckt, leckt, leckt.
Jeder leckt sein Aā€¦ fur sich.

-Mozart
 
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Famassu

Member
Oct 27, 2017
9,186
If it's done with the correct level of imagination, cleverness, humor/tongue-in-cheek attitude and/or skill, sure. So no to the crap in the OP that sounds mostly cringe-worthy, but yes to stuff like this:

This is just the right type of over-the-topness and stupidity that I can get behind.
 
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Jonathan Lanza

"I've made a Gigantic mistake"
Member
Feb 8, 2019
6,809
GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
YOU NEED A LIFT!?


But nah I think it's usually dumb. Especially when said multiple times across several of the same artists songs. How often do you need to remind me that you enjoy nutting on the back?
 

machine

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,816
Well, Lords of Acid and Dr. Octagon have already been mentioned but I don't think the Mentors have been.
 

PJV3

Member
Oct 25, 2017
25,676
London
Yeah, I like a really vulgar song every now and then.

Leck mire den Aā€¦ recht schon,
fein sauber lecke ihn,
fein sauber lecke, leck mire den Aā€¦
Das ist ein fettigs Begehren,
nur gut mit Butter geschmiert,
den das Lecken der Braten mein tagliches Thun.
Drei lecken mehr als Zweie,
nur her, machet die Prob'
und leckt, leckt, leckt.
Jeder leckt sein Aā€¦ fur sich.

-Mozart

His whole family had a thing for shit.
 

MrCibb

Member
Dec 12, 2018
5,349
UK
Only if it's funny. "There's nothing on Earth that can save us, when I fell in love with Uranus". Makes me cringe otherwise.
 

Sesha

ā–² Legend ā–²
Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,825
Generally, no. As a straight I largely find mainstream hetero culture to be aggressively obnoxious. It can be fun when its parody levels of over-the-top farcical, but even that can get too much.
 
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Brinbe

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
58,298
Terana
I had bad chicks that blow cum bubbles like bubblegum

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚



youtu.be

NAS, Nazareth Savage

"I had bad chics that blow cum bubbles like bubble gum", Banger, 3rd track from disc 1 off the 2004 double Lp release STREET'S DISCIPLE
 

CoolOff

Avenger
Oct 26, 2017
3,437
J Cole is the GOAT for this.

Bitches always on my d-ck, I wear a condom when I shit.
  • On & On
Shittin on niggas like a nigga was still a baby.
  • The Come Up
Motherfucker, I'm the shit, I pass gas when I feel.
  • Sky Boy
Aye this is big shit poppin', you gon' need a plunger.
  • Heartache
They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own shit.
  • Royal Flush
They light a fire under my ass nigga my shit hot, even if you squatted under volcanoes nigga your shit not.
  • Waterbreak
These niggas thinking they the shit and they ain't even farted yet.
  • Last Call
I be shitting on my niggas and my dough be farting.
  • The One
Nigga, eat a d-ck, we the shit, no flushing.
  • Disgusting
You wanna know how I know I'm the shit? 'Cause I keep clogging up the toilet.
  • Disgusting
I'm on that shit as if I was the flies
  • Premeditated Murder
I potty train niggas, yeah, this that teach you 'how to shit'.
  • Bun B For President
I'm the shit, you the stools.
  • Wireless Festival 2010 Freestyle
You the shit only cause I digested you niggas.
  • See It To Believe It
I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
  • Dollar & A Dream III
Swallowed the key to my cell, which means, I got an impossible lock to pick, And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of shit.
  • The Cure
Now they tell me "man you like the realest shit I ever smelt."
  • The Cure
f--k is that smell? I smell bullshyt, it must be an election year.
  • Get Free
I'm the shit you the shit stains.
  • Backstage verse at Kendrick Lamar show
Grew up in this bitch without a pot to piss, no toilet, how ironic, I took a lot of shit
  • Tears For ODB
She put up with this shit like she work at the zoo, true
  • Sparks Will Fly
If your shit don't stink, nigga, my ship won't sink
  • Revenge Of The Dreamers
Straight shitting on these piss poor rappers, I'm back
  • Everybody Dies
What's that smell, where's your diaper shit here
  • She's Mine Pt. 2
 

Kernel

Member
Oct 25, 2017
19,881
AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long comes to mind:

Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
 
Oct 28, 2017
332


To the Moon and Back by Fever Ray.

Hey, remember me?
I've been busy working like crazy
I know you like tangerine
And your kiss is sweet and creamy

Oh, can you imagine
A friend's fixed for us to bump in
Oh, I'm done looking
Now things can start happening

Hey, remember me?
I've got so much, just come and get me
I played something catchy
You leaned forward and kissed me

First I take you, then you take me
Breathe some life into a fantasy
Your lips, warm and fuzzy
I want to run my fingers up your pussy
 

XenIneX

Member
Oct 28, 2017
622
I only like songs about Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics
Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean,
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five,
You sunk my battle ship please turn me on,
I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
You'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggie style
So we can both watch X-Files