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Do you poop at work?

shenden

Member
Oct 27, 2017
801
I mean...If you gotta go, where else would you go? Thankfully Im at a workplace where people are giving the toilet room the respect it deserves, so the ring ain't drenched in urine. Some people are just disgusting, if you can't aim, sit the fuck down and piss. And please never forget to lock the toilet door if you're inside, this happens way more often than it should
 

Servbot24

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
16,287
Of course. It's a pleasure every time. I've probably been paid a thousand bucks while pooping over the years.

I never poop at my girlfriend's house though.
 

MIMIC

Member
Dec 18, 2017
2,681
Yeah. But I don't like doing it in my building, though. My office is on a campus and I usually take a full-fledged break and take a walk to a different building.
 

bjork

Member
Oct 27, 2017
846
If I need to and have time, I will. All those years in the anime shop trained my body to hold it for upwards of 12 hours outside of extreme emergencies.
 

johan

Member
Oct 29, 2017
713
In my workplace I don't, because there's only one toilet and it might as well be inside the workplace.

When I'm at clients I go nuts
 

LL_Decitrig

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,387
Sunderland
Yeah. But I don't like doing it in my building, though. My office is on a campus and I usually take a full-fledged break and take a walk to a different building.
Why? Isn't shitting a universal activity? Doesn't everybody else's shit smell? Why the weirdness here? I just cannot imagine normal, functioning human beings having such a problem using a toilet.
 

danowat

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,006
Why? Isn't shitting a universal activity? Doesn't everybody else's shit smell? Why the weirdness here? I just cannot imagine normal, functioning human beings having such a problem using a toilet.
Lot's do though, and it's a really odd thing to be so squeamish about.
 

Fright Zone

Member
Dec 17, 2017
975
London
I used to love getting paid to shit in my old job.

Now i’m freelance and work in a shared studio space.
We only have one male toilet, a cubicle, with no urinals. Shared between about 20 guys.
So it’s in almost constant use, which I hate because it means if you do a stinker someone may be waiting outside to go in after you. And sometimes people will push the door to see if it’s locked while you’re in there.

To make things worse it has a weak flush. So very often there’s... leftovers. Which means you either have to stand and wait til the tank fills so you can flush again, or cover it a load of tissue and leave.
A lot of people choose the latter option which means you have to flush before use often too.
All of this has made become extremely anxious about using the toilet to the point where I just hold it uncomfortably all day now.
 
Jan 10, 2018
351
Yup, I work 12 hour shifts too so sometimes I go twice a day.

Problem is the bathrooms here have a timer on the lights so if no one else comes into the bathroom then they switch off after 15 mins, and you don't want to get caught leaning out the door with your pants round your ankles waving your hands to reactivate them.
 

eso76

Member
Dec 8, 2017
1,506
With kids at home work has become the only place where i can take a nice poop.

I need to figure how to take showers too

It's a shared studio space, but it's not a problem since it's 2 separate bathrooms for 6 people (at most, typically just 3/4) and i arrive 1 hour before everyone else starts showing up. Also has this magical toilet that never needs cleaning.
 

Biggersmaller

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,365
Minneapolis
Yes. I found the most secluded toilet only really used when there’s a conference in my building. The bathrooms in my house aren’t as nice and are not cleaned as frequently.
 

LL_Decitrig

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,387
Sunderland
Lot's do though, and it's a really odd thing to be so squeamish about.
My first boss was noisy on the toilet, lots of farts and stuff while he would continue a conversation with me. I think if I ever had any hangups about shitting at work that experience would have cured them.
 

compo

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,125
Once you go Charmin Ultra Soft, you can never go back. I even changed my coffee drinking habits at work just so I could avoid having to sully my anus with some peasant single ply garbage.
 

Bobo Dakes

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
18,839
Nah. I don't share toilets like that. At my last job I did because there was a 2nd floor bathroom hardly anyone knew about. But at the current job, I hold it, work from home or go home if I have to. And that's only been needed twice in the last four years.
 
Oct 26, 2017
12,142
Obviously. The work poop is the most silent (but deadliest) way invented to rebel against the capitalist establishment.