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Do you poop at work?

Oct 25, 2017
7,971
If i can avoid it no. People saying pooping is a pleasure don't give a fuck about loud fart shyness or exclusively work in an office because in the field with a portajon you want to avoid it like it's the plague if possible.
 
Oct 25, 2017
319
Oh my god I poop at work so much.

I work for a hospital system and I have a preferred toilet at each location. Gotta be single serving and tucked away. I used to work in a building that held hundreds of employees, but only had two bathrooms with 6 total stalls, three on each floor. At 9 o’clock, all six would be full and you’d just walk up and down the stairs hoping to catch one empty. It was brutal and there were accidents.
 

LiK

Member
Oct 25, 2017
17,525
If I need to go, I will go. I'm not gonna intentionally hold it in all day. That's not good for you and really silly.
 
Oct 25, 2017
17,977
Same here. It's a really odd question. If you hold it all day, you will end up in pain and maybe the hospital.
I don't have to most of the time. I go in the morning. Not a coffee drinker and then maybe I'll have to when I go when I finally get home or before bed. I'm 0-2 a day pooper if I eat normal.
 
Oct 25, 2017
504
Enormous poops once a day. I only poop at home on the weekends. Once that first sip of morning coffee hits, it's time to unload.

A few guys I work with make it a point to sit in the bathroom for 20-30 minutes. Sometimes twice a day. Lazy assholes don't need that much time to shit. Need to require a doctor's note if you're in there for that long every day.
 
Oct 26, 2017
11,129
Montreal
I try to avoid at all cost, but it happens once a month that I MUST GO.

Oh what a scary experience it is.

I potty trained myself to GO in the morning when I am still home so I don't have to go for the rest of the day.
 
Oct 25, 2017
3,968
Only when I'm generally confident no one else is around to use it. It's just a small bathroom with one stall and one urinal. I tend to stay later than most in the office so that's when I strike.
 
Dec 23, 2017
3,310
I laughed at the OP. Me personally I don’t. I think it’s pretty disgusting. The restrooms at my job is so disgusting you want to even hold your pee until you get home. PEOPLE ARE SHITTY.
 
Jan 19, 2018
528
I poop when and where I have to...

...by that I mean at work, home, friends, etc. bathrooms. Not my pants. I know you weirdos and I'm gonna cut you off before you get the chance. XD