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LL_Decitrig

User-Requested Ban
Banned
Oct 27, 2017
10,334
Sunderland
I work in an office with literally 1 sitting cubicle toilet for the men. Nobody shits here.

Are you sure? Is every single man in your workplace literally anally retentive? Do they deliberately induce constipation, taking a laxative on reaching home?

I mean, the why of this is bad enough, but let's get into the how. How is it physically possible for normal people to avoid essential functions for many hours a day?
 

Lidl

Member
Dec 12, 2017
2,568
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time

- John Keats
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Ganransu

Member
Nov 21, 2017
1,270
At my last job, we already get an extra 1h unofficial lunch break compared with everyone else, and I would always hold it in until the break is over to get another 15mins or so poop break.

Too bad the pay is so bad, or I would have stayed.
 

erlim

Member
Oct 26, 2017
5,502
London
I find it a bit odd, but I know a good deal of people who refuse to use any bathroom but the ones in their home. It's a matter of public cleanliness they say. #1 or #2. Even when they are out drinking or on vacation.
 

Alastard

Member
Nov 6, 2018
112
Yeah, I do.
As others have said: when I gotta go, I gotta go.
I don't mind pooping at work, as long as the toilet is not in a disgusting state - which it usually isn't.

Sometimes I feel a little bit guilty for the time "lost", but then I have to think about all the colleagues who constantly leave to have a smoke break.
Every single one of them most certainly spends more time smoking than I spend pooping, so I try not to care about that.
 

Awesome Kev

Banned
Jan 10, 2018
1,670
hell no

i try to keep a regular poop schedule. in the morning, usually after first few sips of coffee and before my shower.

if for whatever reason i don't have to go i usually will wait until before my second shower later that day/night, or if I can, till the next morning

always my toilet, never at work
 

Vault Boy

Member
Nov 2, 2017
2,389
I work from home, so yes. I generally try to time it so that I can go on the clock, because why not.

All the times in my life I've worked in an office, I've avoided it. Once you get used to the refreshing cleanliness provided by a bidet, it's hard to go back to dry wiping.
 

Crispy75

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,052
Advice for your children:
  • Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
  • Don't litter
  • Always shit on company time
 

Ravelle

Member
Oct 31, 2017
17,753
I'm not and I can not hold my poop for 8 hours.

I also never saw an issue with it, we have nice clean toilets.
 

Budi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,881
Finland
Absolutely not. I poop at home, or while visiting my mother or sister. Of course if the unfortunate event happens that I really have to shit, then I'm not going to shit in my pants but use the toilet available. Let it be at work, at a friend or a public toilet. I also have under 10 minute walk from work to home currently (with car or bike even less!), so I'm highly priviledged.
 

KimiNewt

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
1,749
Yes. Often twice or even thrice.

The toilets are clean enough. After the army I really can't complain about toilets.
 

ara

Member
Oct 26, 2017
12,998
Yes. I guess my body has learned to, cause nowadays I have to go after lunch like 9 days out of ten.
 

erlim

Member
Oct 26, 2017
5,502
London
Are you sure? Is every single man in your workplace literally anally retentive? Do they deliberately induce constipation, taking a laxative on reaching home?

I mean, the why of this is bad enough, but let's get into the how. How is it physically possible for normal people to avoid essential functions for many hours a day?

I don't really understand how you can abstain from pooping once you drink a coffee, and I don't really understand how one works without coffee.

Also I feel sorry for anybody for whom back country camping is impossible because of inability to poop out of the confines of their home. The wilderness calls.
 

RestEerie

Banned
Aug 20, 2018
13,618
Welp. It's 2019. I'm in ERA. And I'm reading about a thread regarding pooping at work.

My life's complete i guess. What more can i ask for?
 

StarStorm

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
7,587
Before, I would hold it until I got home, but now, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Plus its a free break.
 

pochi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,130
Nah. I want to shit in peace and there's no bidet.
My body is used taking a shit before shower.