Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
- John Keats
I work in an office with literally 1 sitting cubicle toilet for the men. Nobody shits here.
Only in secret.
Theres nothing worse someone waiting outside the cubical, where they can hear you plop and then smell your smell afterwards.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
- John Keats
90% of men need to learn to sit when they piss, because they certainly cannot aim.
You mean you don't sit on one of these while you work? You're losing valuable time managing that bag mate.
Why bother with the bag? The janitors get paid to clean things up!
Lol, same - take a crap and get paid for it? Yes pleasePersonally I make a point of it. It's the one thing these assholes haven't taken away from me yet. What about you
Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that's why I always poop on company time.
Are you sure? Is every single man in your workplace literally anally retentive? Do they deliberately induce constipation, taking a laxative on reaching home?
I mean, the why of this is bad enough, but let's get into the how. How is it physically possible for normal people to avoid essential functions for many hours a day?
Same. Don't poop on your own time.