This right here.
I always poop at work and have the satisfaction to getting paid while doing it.
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Do you poop at work?
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This right here.
I always poop at work and have the satisfaction to getting paid while doing it.
Depends on the quality of the toilet. If there is no bidet shower I try not to poop during work as it depends on the quality of my shit at the time how pleasant the process is... If there is bidet shower. Of course. Always when I feel like it.
I only do if it's literally a big emergency and I'm about to shit myself. I've been spoiled by my bidet.
To be clear, we're all talking about shitting in the toilet, not actually at one's desk?
Absolutely. Few things are better than knowing you are getting paid to shit. Bonus points at terrible workplaces.
Of course, no toilet yet. Pooping at one's desk is reserved only for those moments when you want to make a statement.
We need a poll for this, OP. Always create a poll with these kinds of topics. :)
I NEVER used to poop at work due to embarrassment, but I've since found times when the bathrooms are at low use, so if I need to go, I go. It's better for my system as a whole. NEVER HOLD YOUR PEE OR POOP!
I NEVER used to poop at work due to embarrassment, but I've since found times when the bathrooms are at low use, so if I need to go, I go. It's better for my system as a whole. NEVER HOLD YOUR PEE OR POOP!
I mean it's when I have to poop in the morning so...
But it's also less wear and tear on my own toilet, plus it's a good thinking break.
But it's also less wear and tear on my own toilet, plus it's a good thinking break.
Of course. My work washrooms are cleaned throughout the day and they are quite nice.
I had a friend who never pooped anywhere but his home and I joked to him about it. How do people manage to get by life like this? I imagine there are many times where you are literally shitting yourself, in an uncomfortable state, waiting for the next opportunity to use the washroom of your choosing.
There is a reason you don't feel too great as you are about to poop, you need to get that shit out ASAP!
I had a friend who never pooped anywhere but his home and I joked to him about it. How do people manage to get by life like this? I imagine there are many times where you are literally shitting yourself, in an uncomfortable state, waiting for the next opportunity to use the washroom of your choosing.
There is a reason you don't feel too great as you are about to poop, you need to get that shit out ASAP!
Only if I'm desperate because our work bathrooms are kind of gross. Even then, my parents live like 5 minutes away so I can always just take a break if necessary and enjoy myself with a toilet+bidet combo in the quiet and comfort of my old house.
Yes. The company pays me to do it and buys the toilet paper. It's like an absolute no-brainer. I can't comprehend why anyone wouldn't love this arrangement.
The forum is doing that thing where it quotes the wrong person >_<
Anyway, another reason why I go to a different building is because I literally get ZERO service in mine. A few buildings over and I get 4 bars.