It's good to stick to a routine. It just so happens mine is at 9am every day, and 5 days of the week that is at work. So...you damn right I poop at work.
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Do you poop at work?
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My dumb ass tried to do this on scheduled breaks...wtf was I thinking....
When I realized this, it was like an epiphany.
I'd say like... twice a week probably. We have an infant at home, so up until recently the only time I could poop at my own pace was at work. You don't realize how precious that time is until you just get the baby to calm down, you lay her down in the crib or dock-a-tot or w/e, and you sneak away to drop a bomb..... and baby starts screaming as soon as you sit down.
One of our buildings at work is under construction / updating, and most of the offices are empty, so I usually waltz over to one of those abandoned bathrooms. Only trouble is, it's very obvious what you're doing there.
One of our buildings at work is under construction / updating, and most of the offices are empty, so I usually waltz over to one of those abandoned bathrooms. Only trouble is, it's very obvious what you're doing there.
I work from home.
But when I worked at other places, absolutely. Nothin' quite as good as a paid poop.
But when I worked at other places, absolutely. Nothin' quite as good as a paid poop.
I go once a day...very regular. Five days out of the week it is done at work. Why is this thread needed?
At my previous company (bank) I used to work right next to IT. A lot of dudes from India. Awesome fellas, but the spice bombs they dropped off in the toilets where legendary. I usually commuted to Communications. There was like one dude working there, so the stalls for gents were usually virgin. A good shit could be a true pleasure there. None of those 3rd-world USA half-open stalls of course, fully closed, cleaned 2-3 times a day. Still, I'd never touch the seat.
These days I work for a non-profit. Male/female ratio is 20/80. Never seen (men's) toilets so clean. Though ventilation could be better. Of course, still prefer to do business at home, but I'm not gonna lock a turd up all day if the need arises.
These days I work for a non-profit. Male/female ratio is 20/80. Never seen (men's) toilets so clean. Though ventilation could be better. Of course, still prefer to do business at home, but I'm not gonna lock a turd up all day if the need arises.
Whenever I got a new job one of the first things I did was scope around and find the best poop spot. Every office has the ideal spot, whether it be a restroom that's off the beaten path that's not used as much or the holy grail of a private, single toilet bathroom tucked away somewhere.
Absolutely. I take very leisurely shits at work. I purposely won't go before I get to work, because I may as well get paid to do something I'm so great at.
I was quoting you because I don't understand why you'd need to go on a walk to use the toilet if there are already toilets in your building.
I come in, punch the clock, take a coffee and shit the hell out of the it like its an excorsism..... while reading ERA.
Never missed a day
Never missed a day
I was just kidding. Many here serious or not claim they shower afterwards always.
I heard a story once of someone who had to rent a hotel room just to have a dump and a shower afterwards.
Isn't it always obvious? It's not as if people see you go into the toilet and think to themselves "must be going in there to do something, I dunno, maybe inspect the tiling."
I think it's more... "Why is this person walking 10 minutes, 8 flights, to go to a bathroom 3 buildings away, and passing 10 bathrooms in the process, if not to make a big stinky poop?" kind of obvious.
I think people are generally very good at not dwelling on such trifles. Your shit smells just as bad no matter where you dump it. And you know, theirs smells bad too.
Oh. Well, I don't need to go on a walk. I just do. It's not like I have diarrhea or something. It's usually really nice outside and I just like to get away from my "area" for a little bit.
And like I said before: I don't get any service in my building so I can't use my phone.
Of course I do. By their metrics, after calculating the cost of employing me, I make anywhere from $70-$140 for the company every hour. The least I could do is repay them in kind with an administrative shit break, so I can use their toilet paper and raise their water bill instead of my own.
Yep. If I got to go I got to go and I have some IBS issues. The bathrooms in my office are usually very clean and they're private and not near offices etc (our in hallway/lobby area between the two sides of the floor thst are full of offices).
