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Do you poop at work?
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If i can avoid it no. People saying pooping is a pleasure don't give a fuck about loud fart shyness or exclusively work in an office because in the field with a portajon you want to avoid it like it's the plague if possible.
Do you have nothing to do in your office other than natter about trivia like who recently used the toilet?
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I live a few minutes from work and almost always go home over lunch, so no. But back when I didn't, sure.
Yes. I often hold it until I get to work so I get paid to shit. Doing it on a stat when I'm making $75/hr is even better.
Oh my god I poop at work so much.
I work for a hospital system and I have a preferred toilet at each location. Gotta be single serving and tucked away. I used to work in a building that held hundreds of employees, but only had two bathrooms with 6 total stalls, three on each floor. At 9 o'clock, all six would be full and you'd just walk up and down the stairs hoping to catch one empty. It was brutal and there were accidents.
I work for a hospital system and I have a preferred toilet at each location. Gotta be single serving and tucked away. I used to work in a building that held hundreds of employees, but only had two bathrooms with 6 total stalls, three on each floor. At 9 o'clock, all six would be full and you'd just walk up and down the stairs hoping to catch one empty. It was brutal and there were accidents.
Just wanted to make sure this was posted...
...Because i think of that every time i do the deed.
Same here. It's a really odd question. If you hold it all day, you will end up in pain and maybe the hospital.
I don't have to most of the time. I go in the morning. Not a coffee drinker and then maybe I'll have to when I go when I finally get home or before bed. I'm 0-2 a day pooper if I eat normal.
Enormous poops once a day. I only poop at home on the weekends. Once that first sip of morning coffee hits, it's time to unload.
A few guys I work with make it a point to sit in the bathroom for 20-30 minutes. Sometimes twice a day. Lazy assholes don't need that much time to shit. Need to require a doctor's note if you're in there for that long every day.
A few guys I work with make it a point to sit in the bathroom for 20-30 minutes. Sometimes twice a day. Lazy assholes don't need that much time to shit. Need to require a doctor's note if you're in there for that long every day.
I do as an excuse to not look at the computer for so long.
The world is his stall and we just bear witness to his actions
The world is his stall and we just bear witness to his actions
I try to avoid at all cost, but it happens once a month that I MUST GO.
Oh what a scary experience it is.
I potty trained myself to GO in the morning when I am still home so I don't have to go for the rest of the day.
Oh what a scary experience it is.
I potty trained myself to GO in the morning when I am still home so I don't have to go for the rest of the day.
Only when I'm generally confident no one else is around to use it. It's just a small bathroom with one stall and one urinal. I tend to stay later than most in the office so that's when I strike.
I laughed at the OP. Me personally I don't. I think it's pretty disgusting. The restrooms at my job is so disgusting you want to even hold your pee until you get home. PEOPLE ARE SHITTY.
I work away from home for weeks at a time. Holding it in would lead to some sort of horrible rupture.
I used to not do it, but now I do... I just carry wipes with me to clean the seat before I sit down. People are gross as fuck...
I poop when and where I have to...
...by that I mean at work, home, friends, etc. bathrooms. Not my pants. I know you weirdos and I'm gonna cut you off before you get the chance. XD
...by that I mean at work, home, friends, etc. bathrooms. Not my pants. I know you weirdos and I'm gonna cut you off before you get the chance. XD
I poop in private restrooms or not at all.
Public restrooms stalls are good for one thing and one thing only: glory holes.
Public restrooms stalls are good for one thing and one thing only: glory holes.
