That's not really an answer to his statement. You said that you can't keep your savings over 1K due to "crazy shit." ZackieChan offered the (sound) advice of analyzing why "crazy shit" might keep happening, and taking measures to avoid this stuff in the future. Perhaps he was a tad snarky, but it's still the correct advice.
It sounds like you'll be starting a new venture in June, which is good, but if there are circumstances in your life that cause you to deplete your savings that could be avoided, those should be looked at as well.