Do you shower after pooping?

[Lunchbox-]

i was on a call with my girl while taking a dump, and told her well i'm done, call you back after i wipe and shower. she's like you already showered today, you're going again? i'm like yeah, i do it every time i shit. otherwise don't feel fully clean.

she was shocked as if i'm the only one in the world who does this. took screen shots of answers from google and showed it to her too and she still kept calling me weird for showering

why is being clean considered weird in our society? washing yourself is weird, but rubbing shit with dry paper is fine? not showering should be called weird. walking around with your dingle berries

 

[Inugami]

Get a bidet or some wet wipes and reclaim that time of your life OP.

 

[Soulnado]

I shower after peeing.

 

[Z-Beat]

So what do you do when you need to shit in someone else's toilet or a public one?

 

[RoaringMdog]

No, that means i'd have to shower 3 times a day. Thats a lot of time out of my day. Wet wipes are good enough.

 

[Spiderman]

I poop in the shower.

 

[Lunchbox-]

So what do you do when you need to shit in someone else's toilet or a public one?

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hold it

 

[Dark Knight]

I generally try to time going to the bathroom with when I'm going to/have to shower, so I feel you OP.

 

[Jarrod38]

Oh yes the weekly do you shower after you poop thread.

 

[Nexus2049]

I time my shits to happen before I need to shower, so I'm not showering excessively, but my ass also stays clean.

 

[Voyager]

I do because I drink coffee every morning, prior to showering. Coffee makes things move.

 

[Coyote Starrk]

I use a wet wipe to do the final clean up job when I get done.

 

[Deleted member 4212]

In the top 10 things I miss about living in Asia is the bidet smart toilets.

 

[Walter White Walker]

I regularly go in the morning so yeah, I take a shower after as I don't do that for awhile.

 

[subpar spatula]

Depends. If you got a hairy butt like me then you do the pinch method, wipe, wipe, wipe, stand up and wipe, wipe, wipe then just hop in the shower because you thought today was the day wiping would work.

 

[Deleted member 21709]

Screenshots of Google Answers are not going to prove that you are not weird.

Also you are wasting water.

 

[Lunchbox-]

No, that means i'd have to shower 3 times a day. Thats a lot of time out of my day. Wet wipes are good enough.

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you shit 3 times a day? like after every meal?

what mutant powers are these?

 

[Faenix1]

Why not just wash your ass? (Theres a question I never expect I'd ask) A shower seems over kill.

 

[Hogendaz85]

hold it

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Sorry OP you're weird

 

[Chaos Legion]

I've never had a phone call while pooping, that would be weird to me.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

in the morning yes, but it's a routine. Wake up, take a dump, shower, get dressed, feed cat, etc.

 

[Soulnado]

Thread backfire on poor OP.

 

[Deleted member 11985]

Fact: You're still in the process of pooping up to an hour after taking the initial poop. So you should shower one hour after you poop to get the after poop.

 

[EMT0]

If ass washing is that important to you get a bidet OP

 

[LostSkullKid]

Sometimes if I take a real nasty shit.

 

[Lord Azrael]

hold it

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And that doesn't answer your question? Considering people obviously use public toilets?

 

[xxracerxx]

This thread was created solely for entertainment; aka the weekend.

 

[Maximo]

I poop in the shower.

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[pokeystaples]

The timing works out in the morning, but that would mean showering at work and then (depending) showering again that evening. Wet wipes are the proper go to.

 

[WhoaIsThatMars]

Just get a bidet...

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I use a bidet so no. I bidet that booty and it comes out clean as a whistle.

 

[RobertM]

I don't believe this man's lies

 

[Joker Code]

No, this is the first time I hear someone doing this.

 

[Barnak]

The only correct answer to this question is "lol no". Might as well ask if you brush your teeth after everything you eat.
What if you need to poop more than once in a single day? You take 3-4 showers, including the normal daily shower?

 

[henhowc]

OP is weird

 

[Lunchbox-]

I don't believe this man's lies

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about to shower in 2 mins, believe it

 

[RedMercury]

I wake up, have a coffee, do my business, and then take a shower.

 

[Speevy]

This is the kind of thread that will change our fortunes.

 

[Mathiassen]

poll results can't possibly be real

 

[Deleted member 46958]

The real question is: y'all ever jump BACK in the shower after a surprise poop upon getting *out* of the shower?

 

[RoaringMdog]

you shit 3 times a day? like after every meal?

what mutant powers are these?

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I'm lactose intolerant, but certain days i dont care so i have to pay the price.

 

[Speevy]

Tell her you're leaving her unless she proves her butt is clean.

 

[Byakuya769]

Bidet.

 

[JohnF]

I'm pretty sure I know at least one person who does that, but no, I would never shower after pooping unless something went catastrophically wrong.

 

[DJ_Lae]

There must be something really wrong with a person's poop process if a shower afterward is necessary.

 

[jukeboxhero2396]

people would shit in the beach shower rooms and just leave it in there.

 

[Min]

In the top 10 things I miss about living in Asia is the bidet smart toilets.

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we have bidet smart showers here.

 

[TaterTots]

you shit 3 times a day? like after every meal?

what mutant powers are these?

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Its normal to shit up to 3 times a day. With work, it's impossible to shower after every poop. Do you poop everyday?

 

[Speevy]

people would shit in the beach shower rooms and just leave it in there.

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[HStallion]

OP what do you do when you go camping?