1. Vex

    Vex
    Banned Member OP

    People always ask me why I don't use public restrooms -- and this is why.

    My "stuff" has a habit of dipping down and touching the bottom of the bowl. My friends make fun of me for holding my dump all day until I go home. I just don't like the thought of my "stuff" picking up bacteria left over from someone else using the toilet.

    Anyone else have this issue? What are some strategies for making sure this doesn't happen? I really want to use public restrooms.
     
  2. It's annoying.
     
  3. Earendil

    Earendil
    Self-Requested Ban Member

    Stealth bragging thread...
     
  4. Bronx-Man

    Bronx-Man
    Member

    My dick’s too goddamn long for public toliets.
     
  5. Compsiox

    Compsiox
    Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account Member

    When my penis presses against the inner front of the toilet I die on the inside. It's too much.
     
  6. Strangelove77

    Strangelove77
    Member

    Your stuff? Like your balls?
    You got some long balls.
     
  7. Heckler456

    Heckler456
    Member

    Is that not a thing with most people? I'm wondering what the point of the thread is though, apart from commiserating with one another.
     
  8. louplouptaco

    louplouptaco
    Member

    Put a brick on the reservoir to reduce the amount of water in the bowl.
     
  9. Intraxidance

    Intraxidance
    Member

    Yea, it's a big problem for me. I also trip over it sometimes while I'm walking so I need to wrap it around my leg.
     
  10. I shouldn't be laughing this hard at this post but I am
     
  11. CellarDoor

    CellarDoor
    Banned Member

    The bottom of the bowl?!? Surely you mean the top??

    My word! That's something right there.
     
  12. HardRojo

    HardRojo
    Member

    I'm pretty sure this is an issue every male resettler is familiar with.
     
  13. Compsiox

    Compsiox
    Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account Member

    Also try putting down the heat. Your balls get droopier as they get warmer.
     
  14. adj_noun

    adj_noun
    Member

    I use the over the shoulder method myself.
     
  15. gnomed

    gnomed
    Member

    You’re username shouldn’t be vex it should be hexed.
     
  16. Salamande

    Salamande
    Member

    "And it's deep too!"
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Taurus Silver

    Taurus Silver
    Member

    Mine is too small to worry about it.
     
  18. litebrite

    litebrite
    Banned Member

    It's precisely why I don't have sex.

    My "stuff" has a habit of entering the vagina and coming out of her mouth. My friends make fun of me for being able to tickle the tonsils of my female partners through sex. I just don't like the thought my "stuff' picking up bacteria through her intestines.
     
  19. chrisPjelly

    chrisPjelly
    Member

    Did our dongs and saccs lengthen in the migration to Era or...
     
  20. FireSafetyBear

    FireSafetyBear
    Banned for use of an alt-account Member

    Ah, so the average here is also 12".

    Some things will never change.
     
  21. pizzaparty

    pizzaparty
    Member

    Is this about penises or testicles. I can't tell.
     
  22. nasirum

    nasirum
    Member

    I immediately thought that you meant your balls touch the water... is that what you meant OP? Because nooooo. No, no they don't. That seems really, uh, long.
     
  23. Oh shit you too? Please tell me how you deal with this besides avoiding sex, my girlfriend gets annoyed at me about it so I need to figure something out.
     
  24. adj_noun

    adj_noun
    Member

    It's well known that our dongs hang low and they wobble to and fro.

    We can tie them in a knot or we can tie them in a bow.

    We can throw 'em over our shoulder like a continental soldier.

    Our dongs hang low.
     
  25. Brock Reiher

    Brock Reiher
    Member

    OP has really big gauges
     
  26. [​IMG]
     
  27. i also hate it when mine gets in the water and gets stuck in the drain.....OP you gotta be more subtle with your stealth brag threads jeeeeeeez
     
  28. I love no matter what forum topics like this show up. Thanks for the good laugh everyone.
     
  29. Jbourne

    Jbourne
    Member

    I sit on the tank so there's enough room for my monster dong to hang down and not be overly submerged in the water.
     
  30. nasirum

    nasirum
    Member

    Don't you guys hate when you flush your dick straight down the toilet and have to pull it all the way back out?
     
  31. LionPride

    LionPride
    Banned Member

    Just say dick and balls, damn
     
  32. Deimos

    Deimos
    Member

    I understood that reference.
     
  33. Akira86

    Akira86
    Member

    why don't you just dangle it over the side like everyone else?
     
  34. Twiz

    Twiz
    Member

    That's impressive.
     
  35. Macheezmo

    Macheezmo
    Member

    No no, 16". Only the biggest members made the migration.
     
  36. MasterChumly

    MasterChumly
    Member

    .

    I mean why the hell are you pointing your dong straight down. Your not trying to lure any fish in there
     
  37. Futureman

    Futureman
    Member

    the bottom of the bowl? that doesn't even make sense. Unless you have a 14" flaccid wiener.
     
  38. Aurelio

    Aurelio
    Banned Member

    I hate getting shit on my dick too OP
     
  39. Finale Fireworker

    Finale Fireworker
    Love each other or die trying. Moderator

    I am actually the size of a garden-variety gnome. I climb into the whole toilet feet-first when I use it. I have to be careful when I flush or it will spin me around like a carousel. Every time I use the toilet is like Odysseus being tossed about by Charybdis. I need to carry a towel with me but to you it would be the size of a face cloth.

    I wish I wasn’t so small but then I would have your problems.
     
  40. Saganator

    Saganator
    Member

    If the water line is high and it's not cold, then yes my balls have wet their feet in the toilet water a few times.
     
  41. base_two

    base_two
    Member

    Yes, this happens to me at one toilet at work and it's annoying.

    Tip: A slight thigh tuck goes a long way.
     
  42. Lateralus

    Lateralus
    Banned Member

    Hallway bathroom, I'm fine.

    Bedroom bathroom..its a shallow bowl I guess. Kinda hit the porcelain slope.

    No brag, basic as average joe... 7 x 5.5, so prob a 5'er when hes just 'hanging' lol
     
  43. Dennis8K

    Dennis8K
    Member

    It is a common problems for Europeans that come to the US.

    The water level is too damn high!
     
  44. Z-Beat

    Z-Beat
    Member

    It happened once and I got really paranoid that I'd catch every STD in the world
     
  45. OutofMana

    OutofMana
    Member

    [​IMG]

    Problem solved OP.
     
  46. OgTheEnigma

    OgTheEnigma
    Member

    I think this thread is to do with American toilets having strangely high water levels. Unless the OP has a 30cm penis.
     
  47. hippopotamus

    hippopotamus
    Member

    Yeah I have a huge penis too. Only two people have the key to my chastity belt: my father and the mayor.
     
  48. adj_noun

    adj_noun
    Member

    Found a decent writing prompt.
     
  49. rucury

    rucury
    Member

    Some of these posts got my crying... OP I know you made the thread for the laughs and so I thank you