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Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?

Vex

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,398
#1
People always ask me why I don't use public restrooms -- and this is why.

My "stuff" has a habit of dipping down and touching the bottom of the bowl. My friends make fun of me for holding my dump all day until I go home. I just don't like the thought of my "stuff" picking up bacteria left over from someone else using the toilet.

Anyone else have this issue? What are some strategies for making sure this doesn't happen? I really want to use public restrooms.
 
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Compsiox

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,062
#5
When my penis presses against the inner front of the toilet I die on the inside. It's too much.
 

litebrite

Banned
Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,996
#18
It's precisely why I don't have sex.

My "stuff" has a habit of entering the vagina and coming out of her mouth. My friends make fun of me for being able to tickle the tonsils of my female partners through sex. I just don't like the thought my "stuff' picking up bacteria through her intestines.
 
Oct 25, 2017
3,544
Somewhere
#22
I immediately thought that you meant your balls touch the water... is that what you meant OP? Because nooooo. No, no they don't. That seems really, uh, long.
 
Oct 29, 2017
1,008
#23
It's precisely why I don't have sex.

My "stuff" has a habit of entering the vagina and coming out of her mouth. My friends make fun of me for being able to tickle the tonsils of my female partners through sex. I just don't like the thought my "stuff' picking up bacteria through her intestines.
Oh shit you too? Please tell me how you deal with this besides avoiding sex, my girlfriend gets annoyed at me about it so I need to figure something out.
 
Oct 25, 2017
5,359
#24
Did our dongs and saccs lengthen in the migration to Era or...
It's well known that our dongs hang low and they wobble to and fro.

We can tie them in a knot or we can tie them in a bow.

We can throw 'em over our shoulder like a continental soldier.

Our dongs hang low.
 

Finale Fireworker

Love each other or die trying.
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
4,446
United States
#39
I am actually the size of a garden-variety gnome. I climb into the whole toilet feet-first when I use it. I have to be careful when I flush or it will spin me around like a carousel. Every time I use the toilet is like Odysseus being tossed about by Charybdis. I need to carry a towel with me but to you it would be the size of a face cloth.

I wish I wasn’t so small but then I would have your problems.
 

Lateralus

Banned
Member
Oct 27, 2017
206
New Jersey
#43
Hallway bathroom, I'm fine.

Bedroom bathroom..its a shallow bowl I guess. Kinda hit the porcelain slope.

No brag, basic as average joe... 7 x 5.5, so prob a 5'er when hes just 'hanging' lol