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Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?
- Thread starter Vex
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The thing is there are some toilets that are more like a gradual slope and then bottom out rather than being an actual bowl.
Just imagine the water level being higher and the slope being less steep since I can't be assed to find an exact image on Google while I'm busy. Can you see where the problem is now?
I assume he means the porcelain and not the literal bottom where the water goes into the pipe.
I always hang folded toilet paper at the front of a public toilet so my dick doesn't ever make contact with any part of the bowl or seat.
The guys and gals at the wastewater treatment plant always know when I'm in the bathroom cause my long balls just snake their way through the pipes. Watch out crocs, precious cargo comin through!
♫♫♫Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?♫♫♫
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?♫♫♫
Get a good amount of toilet paper to create a barrier between your junk and that part of the toilet.
lol no, are you old?... because i've heard that old guy balls hang looow. So maybe that's why they're dipping in the water?
Usually there's a hook or a shelf to set my stuff on, so I can't say my purse or anything has ever taken a dip in the toilet. Sometimes I have to remove bangles when I'm going to wipe, though.
So real talk: This is a semi common problem.
Easy ways to deal with this:
- Flop penis on top of the side of your leg. Alternatively tuck underneath thigh.
- Let penis rest on toilet seat, lay down a healthy layer of TP.
That's great and all but I was talking about my balls.
Run cold water from the sink on your hands until they are cold. Proceed to stall and put your hands on your balls so they tighten up/retract. Wash hands thoroughly when done.
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This is a messy, but useful guide. Will try. Thanks.
This thread is hilarious btw.
When I traveled to the U.S I found the toilets to be very shallow which is not how it is in Europe and I had a similar problem and it was uncomfortable. The toilets I am used to are deeper and water level much lower, where as the U.S they're shallow and to top it off the water level is high, I don't get it lol.
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OP where are you from as I've seen different countries have different styles of toilets and water lines, though if it's hitting the bottom of the bowl not the waterline that is concerning...