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Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?
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Just want to let people know the root issue is leaning forward while on the toilet, and not that people have a large package.
I know that feeling bro :(
Oddly enough, the public bathrooms I've used don't have their water levels all the way up so that your dick and balls can touch it. Maybe Minnesota just has it under control, or I haven't used that many public restrooms :thinking:
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
American water levels:
I had no idea Americans liked to go number 2 in a swimming pool...
I thought the expression "toilet dipper" was supposed to describe anaconda-level of manliness... After seeing some pictures, I'm wondering if it means "average"...
I also understand why some of you think bidets are weird... You've got the all-in-one version.
If you were to install one of those Japanese water sprays, you'd get a jacuzzi, or something.
'Murica!
I thought the expression "toilet dipper" was supposed to describe anaconda-level of manliness... After seeing some pictures, I'm wondering if it means "average"...
I also understand why some of you think bidets are weird... You've got the all-in-one version.
If you were to install one of those Japanese water sprays, you'd get a jacuzzi, or something.
'Murica!
Do you sit in the toilet like this OP?
LMFAO!!! Damn I love this place
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
American toilet water is not that high lmfao
not in German toilets, where you poo onto an inspection shelf.
No splash at all there.
When I went to London I hated how long it stayed in the air before the splash :(The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
British poops coming down with meteoric force
Seriously, the fact that so many American people here seem to think others are "joking" about their stuff dipping in the water or hitting the edge of the bowl leads me to assume that many people here are really rather less than average in that department.
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
Ok, this thread makes more sense now. I had no idea...
Why you wasting so much water America? Do you have bigger poops than most other people?
Or does it have something to do with hemispherical gravitational anomalies?
Or does it have something to do with hemispherical gravitational anomalies?
These people have some 'splainin' to do.
Realistically I could have quoted all the people who posted jokes like wrapping it around their waist or on the bathtub or something, because the reason they're doing so is probably because they don't actually have this issue. But, figured I would go for the low-hanging fruit (ba-dum psh)
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Make them think you aint packin so when it comes time to drop drawers you still disappoint.
I've noticed that the the water is way higher in US toilets than here in Europe. Also, what's with the gap between the door and the cubicle wall!? Literally unusable.
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
I don't know about anyone else, but I've never seen a toilet with that much water in it that didn't need a plunger.
I made the same thread in Gaf because I visited the US and had the same problem. But nobody believed me there and just thought I was trying to brag.
I refuse to believe most Americans don't have this problem. There is no way you all have little dongs. It's some silly joke and you all know exactly what OP is talking about.
Its the worse thing about visiting the US. Everywhere I go, the tip dips.
I refuse to believe most Americans don't have this problem. There is no way you all have little dongs. It's some silly joke and you all know exactly what OP is talking about.
Its the worse thing about visiting the US. Everywhere I go, the tip dips.
I've touched the porcelain and got horrifically grossed out because somehow touching the bowl itself is more disgusting to me than the water in it.
I must sit more forward than others, as there's no way the angle of my dangle would allow it to make contact with the water.
This is the most personal thing I've ever posted on the internet.
I must sit more forward than others, as there's no way the angle of my dangle would allow it to make contact with the water.
This is the most personal thing I've ever posted on the internet.
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I'm pretty well convinced that many people here are just that small.
Would explain the overcompensation in other areas.
Canada here, I've never seen a toilet with water that high. It's usually 1/3 -1/2 of the basin.
Well, yeah. I'm married, I've got a kid, I don't need to impress dames across the country with some gargantuan meat rod. A pecker that shrinks up real nice unless called into action is pretty convenient.
Yes this is a thing and it's not good. No strat developed sorry brofessor.
Same here because of my super long and ultra thick penis... every time I sit on a toilet its like I'm using a plunger on it.
Its really inconvenient for me to have this monster dong.
Its really inconvenient for me to have this monster dong.
Yeah, I was married too.
Was.
P.S. You could impress dames in other countries too.
I personally added at least about 4 inches, which means I pass out every time I see something exciting.