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Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?
- Thread starter Vex
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I've got a four-strip toilet paper system for every toilet, even my own, which is pristine at all times. Two strips at the left and right of the seat, one at the front. Then I take the fourth strip and ball it up to create a cushion between my dick and the toilet so that my dick is angled slightly inwards and therefore no part of my body ever directly touches the toilet except my finger when I press the flush button.
not in German toilets, where you poo onto an inspection shelf.
No splash at all there.
This looks like a recipe for fucking disaster.
Well I wash my hands afterwards, I usually don't wash my whole crotch area, but y'know what that's not a bad point. I'll think about that.
Am I the only one who..
Bunches up their shirt due to the fear of it dropping down the back and/or being shit on. I dont want the back of my shirt to touch ANYTHING.
And, some times its a little warm or your dicks for some reason a little plumper then usual and isnt pointing down so you end up pissing and it goes straight and flys out the crack between the bowl and seat.
Bunches up their shirt due to the fear of it dropping down the back and/or being shit on. I dont want the back of my shirt to touch ANYTHING.
And, some times its a little warm or your dicks for some reason a little plumper then usual and isnt pointing down so you end up pissing and it goes straight and flys out the crack between the bowl and seat.
Did you grow up in the 1980s as well?
How many dicks do you have?
That would just be very uncomfortable tho
Wouldn't even want to go to the bathroom unless I absolutely had to
90s.
It really seems to depend on the toilet.
Next time this happens I'll have to take note of the brand of the bowl and see if it's a brand specific issue.
I always have to be careful when going to the bathroom. If I'm not careful my dong will slip and touch the porcelain in the toilet bowl. Like god dammit I need to wash my dick again.
That American water level is impossible, as it would have already triggered the siphon.The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
For that matter, that Australian toilet is also clogged because its siphon is full when it shouldn't be.
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.
Jesus is that real AmericaERA?
Thought this was a joke thread
I don't know about the internals, but I've read that much of the US uses a completely different toilet design to the rest of the world. Based on when I was in New York, that bowl comparison looks pretty accurate.
For people who still don't believe:
At my new apartment the toilet is long and shallow, with a very gentle slope specially towards the front. Since these toilets are made for huge asses and I sit on the edge, I was recently scarred by a turd that stood proud on the shallow end. It slowly fell over all timber like while crayoning my left buttcheek. It was harrowing.
Holy crap. 4 pages of comments?! The only things that came to mind is Alec Baldwins Schwety Balls and AC/DC's Big Balls!
Yeah, okay Leon...
The bottom of the bowl? I've touched the water in some toilets, but that must be a fucking slinky to touch the bottom of the bowl. Yeesus.
The bottom of the bowl? I've touched the water in some toilets, but that must be a fucking slinky to touch the bottom of the bowl. Yeesus.
Quoted for posterity.
The water levels in American toilets are crazy high.
In Australia our water levels are like 1/3 of what I've seen in US toilets. I don't see how this is a 'stealth brag' thing at all.