Does anyone else have issues with their "stuff" dipping in the toilet?

[Vex]

People always ask me why I don't use public restrooms -- and this is why.

My "stuff" has a habit of dipping down and touching the bottom of the bowl. My friends make fun of me for holding my dump all day until I go home. I just don't like the thought of my "stuff" picking up bacteria left over from someone else using the toilet.

Anyone else have this issue? What are some strategies for making sure this doesn't happen? I really want to use public restrooms.

 

[Deleted member 24021]

It's annoying.

 

[Earendil]

Stealth bragging thread...

 

[Bronx-Man]

My dick's too goddamn long for public toliets.

 

[Compsiox]

When my penis presses against the inner front of the toilet I die on the inside. It's too much.

 

[Strangelove_77]

Your stuff? Like your balls?
You got some long balls.

 

[Heckler456]

Is that not a thing with most people? I'm wondering what the point of the thread is though, apart from commiserating with one another.

 

[louplouptaco]

Put a brick on the reservoir to reduce the amount of water in the bowl.

 

[Intraxidance]

Yea, it's a big problem for me. I also trip over it sometimes while I'm walking so I need to wrap it around my leg.

 

[Deleted member 24021]

Your stuff? Like your balls?
You got some long balls.

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I shouldn't be laughing this hard at this post but I am

 

[CellarDoor]

The bottom of the bowl?!? Surely you mean the top??

My word! That's something right there.

 

[HardRojo]

I'm pretty sure this is an issue every male resettler is familiar with.

 

[Compsiox]

Also try putting down the heat. Your balls get droopier as they get warmer.

 

[adj_noun]

Yea, it's a big problem for me. I also trip over it sometimes while I'm walking so I need to wrap it around my leg.

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I use the over the shoulder method myself.

 

[gnomed]

You're username shouldn't be vex it should be hexed.

 

[Salamande]

"And it's deep too!"

 

[Taurus Silver]

Mine is too small to worry about it.

 

[litebrite]

It's precisely why I don't have sex.

My "stuff" has a habit of entering the vagina and coming out of her mouth. My friends make fun of me for being able to tickle the tonsils of my female partners through sex. I just don't like the thought my "stuff' picking up bacteria through her intestines.

 

[chrisPjelly]

Did our dongs and saccs lengthen in the migration to Era or...

 

[FireSafetyBear]

Ah, so the average here is also 12".

Some things will never change.

 

[pizzaparty]

Is this about penises or testicles. I can't tell.

 

[nasirum]

I immediately thought that you meant your balls touch the water... is that what you meant OP? Because nooooo. No, no they don't. That seems really, uh, long.

 

[Deleted member 24021]

It's precisely why I don't have sex.

My "stuff" has a habit of entering the vagina and coming out of her mouth. My friends make fun of me for being able to tickle the tonsils of my female partners through sex. I just don't like the thought my "stuff' picking up bacteria through her intestines.

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Oh shit you too? Please tell me how you deal with this besides avoiding sex, my girlfriend gets annoyed at me about it so I need to figure something out.

 

[adj_noun]

Did our dongs and saccs lengthen in the migration to Era or...

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It's well known that our dongs hang low and they wobble to and fro.

We can tie them in a knot or we can tie them in a bow.

We can throw 'em over our shoulder like a continental soldier.

Our dongs hang low.

 

[Deleted member 176]

Is this about penises or testicles. I can't tell.

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OP has really big gauges

 

[fluffydelusions]

Your stuff? Like your balls?
You got some long balls.

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[AnansiThePersona]

i also hate it when mine gets in the water and gets stuck in the drain.....OP you gotta be more subtle with your stealth brag threads jeeeeeeez

 

[Gunny T Highway]

I love no matter what forum topics like this show up. Thanks for the good laugh everyone.

 

[Deleted member 28461]

I sit on the tank so there's enough room for my monster dong to hang down and not be overly submerged in the water.

 

[nasirum]

Don't you guys hate when you flush your dick straight down the toilet and have to pull it all the way back out?

 

[LionPride]

Just say dick and balls, damn

 

[Deimos]

I understood that reference.

 

[Akira86]

why don't you just dangle it over the side like everyone else?

 

[Twiz]

That's impressive.

 

[Macheezmo]

Ah, so the average here is also 12".

Some things will never change.

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No no, 16". Only the biggest members made the migration.

 

[MasterChumly]

Your stuff? Like your balls?
You got some long balls.

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I mean why the hell are you pointing your dong straight down. Your not trying to lure any fish in there

 

[Futureman]

the bottom of the bowl? that doesn't even make sense. Unless you have a 14" flaccid wiener.

 

[Aurelio]

I hate getting shit on my dick too OP

 

[Finale Fireworker]

I am actually the size of a garden-variety gnome. I climb into the whole toilet feet-first when I use it. I have to be careful when I flush or it will spin me around like a carousel. Every time I use the toilet is like Odysseus being tossed about by Charybdis. I need to carry a towel with me but to you it would be the size of a face cloth.

I wish I wasn't so small but then I would have your problems.

 

[Saganator]

If the water line is high and it's not cold, then yes my balls have wet their feet in the toilet water a few times.

 

[Septimus Prime]

 

[base_two]

Yes, this happens to me at one toilet at work and it's annoying.

Tip: A slight thigh tuck goes a long way.

 

[Lateralus]

Hallway bathroom, I'm fine.

Bedroom bathroom..its a shallow bowl I guess. Kinda hit the porcelain slope.

No brag, basic as average joe... 7 x 5.5, so prob a 5'er when hes just 'hanging' lol

 

[Dennis8K]

It is a common problems for Europeans that come to the US.

The water level is too damn high!

 

[Z-Beat]

It happened once and I got really paranoid that I'd catch every STD in the world

 

[OutofMana]

Problem solved OP.

 

[OgTheEnigma]

I think this thread is to do with American toilets having strangely high water levels. Unless the OP has a 30cm penis.

 

[Deleted member 6949]

Yeah I have a huge penis too. Only two people have the key to my chastity belt: my father and the mayor.

 

[adj_noun]

Only two people have the key to my chastity belt: my father and the mayor.

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Found a decent writing prompt.

 

[rucury]

Some of these posts got my crying... OP I know you made the thread for the laughs and so I thank you