Does licking the back of a Switch taste the same as licking the back of a Switch cart

[Oldmario]

I don't have one but i'm curious

 

[Deleted member 12833]

Depends on whose switch it is.

 

[Deleted member 2102]

Just gave it a try and nah. Doesn't have the bitterant.

To show my credentials, I've licked all three Switch carts that I own.

 

[Kindekuma]

Why can't you people just be normal?

 

[Deleted member 47700]

For you OP I just licked mine, and nope.

 

[Jaded Alyx]

Why can't you people just be normal?

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[Sargerus]

Weekend threads are still weird i see.

 

[Dazraell]

Nope, I'm not going to lick my Switch. Your thoughts are weird.

 

[Rygar 8Bit]

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[Raijinto]

Nope, it does not.

Source: definitely not me.

 

[DanteLinkX]

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Lmao

 

[Hikari]

This is some shite to wake up to.....

 

[molnizzle]

The real question is does it feel the same as sticking a Switch cart up your ass?

 

[mopinks]

I don't want to meet the human being capable of swallowing a Switch

 

[sym30l1c]

 

[WizardofPeace]

I spit out some water while reading this. Though, now I'm wondering if I should try this...

 

[Hamster Plugin]

The real question is does it feel the same as sticking a Switch cart up your ass?

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Motherboard from Vice didn't test carts, but they did tell us that you get Joycon de-sync issues if you stick one up your ass. So that's one thing you should not do while playing the Switch.

 

[robotzombie]

I don't want to meet the human being capable of swallowing a Switch

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i do

 

[Orochinagis]

Are you gonna eat it so you can feel the nintendo brand inside your body forever?

 

[Onilink]

The real question is does it feel the same as sticking a Switch cart up your ass?

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[Fularu]

I

err

what?

 

[CrazyAndy]

Why can't you just be normal, Era?

 

[Deleted member 7450]

Keep your kinks private pls

 

[Deleted member 8468]

Motherboard from Vice didn't test carts, but they did tell us that you get Joycon de-sync issues if you stick one up your ass. So that's one thing you should not do while playing the Switch.

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Well, there's another article I won't forget and will probably bring up at a bad time later.

 

[AxkilAvenger]

The whole point of the switch carts tasting bad is to prevent children or animals from swallowing them. Who's gonna swallow a switch?

 

[MuchiMuchiPink]

 

[asmith906]

 

[angelgrievous]

I love Sunday threads

 

[Deleted member 1074]

idk if I would want to doesnt the paint come off if u put a skin on it lol.

 

[Slime Stack]

stop

 

[Lux86]

 

[Bitanator]

WIth yall nasty asses taking that brick into shit with you, licking it should be the last of your wishes to do with it

 

[asmith906]

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You know on second thought.........

 

[Devilgunman]

Drunk thread?

 

[BAN PUNCHER]

 

[-PyramidSong]

Of course no. Does licking a neck taste the same as licking an ass ? I don't think so

 

[MiguelBañón]

Why this sounded extremely pornographic to me.

 

[Deleted member 1759]

The real question is does it feel the same as sticking a Switch cart up your ass?

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:thonking:

 

[Rand a. Thor]

stop

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I agree.


Or you do you and buy a switch to just taste it.

 

[i'm not a rob0t]

Yea

 

[Strangelove_77]

This is how you know it's the weekend.

 

[Ant_17]

Of course no. Does licking a neck taste the same as licking an ass ? I don't think so

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I was already weirded out, but you took it to a place that now i need a shower.

 

[--R]

God, I hate the Internet so much.

 

[BouncyFrag]

I recommend paging Jim Sterling.

 

[ADee]

No it doesn't, why would it? No one will be able to swallow a switch with or without the joycons.

That is why the bitterness is there on the carts

 

[Accoun]

Finally, someone's asking the important questions.

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Joking aside: while they can't swallow and choke on them, babies try to chew on everything. Why are people acting surprised that someone was asking if the console itself also does the bitterant thing to teach them not to?

 

[Rogue Blue]

If I shove a Switch up my ass, will I be able to jump as high as an Italian plumber?

I have one but I'm still curious.

 

[RedAhmed]

 

[Herb Alpert]

Of course no. Does licking a neck taste the same as licking an ass ? I don't think so

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Depends on the neck

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depends on the ass

 

[zma1013]

Do different color Joycons taste different? Is yellow banana flavor?