Drinking beer with a straw to bypass the head

[Perzeval]

So anyone use this lifehack? When you drink beer with a straw you bypass the head which no one likes and is mostly air anyways.

Have you tried this lifehack?

 

[Deleted member 4783]

So anyone use this lifehack? When you drink beer with a straw you bypass the head which no one likes and is mostly air anyways.

Have you tried this lifehack?

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Why can't you people be normal

 

[The Fabled Englishman]

No. What is wrong with you?

 

[AnansiThePersona]

I thought we like the head. At least I do. Not an egregious amount tho

 

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[Acorn]

My main drink is Guinness, so this would be heresy to me.

 

[Hrothgar]

Move to the UK, they made serving dead beer into a national passtime!

 

[nsilvias]

isnt that what red solo cups are for?

 

[Sanjuro]

...why would you bypass the head?

 

[TheFurizzlyBear]

I don't think I would drink beer though a straw. I'm already keen to pour it out of a can or bottle in to a glass so I can gulp it down. I do like drinking large mixed drinks through a straw when I'm at home and I'm using my big Halloween Slurpee bucket.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I thought we like the head. At least I do. Not an egregious amount tho

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I have zero issues with the head and even enjoy it depending on the beer.

 

[SteveWinwood]

that's not a life hack

that's stupid

 

[BossAttack]

...why would you bypass the head?

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^

Seriously, what us wrong with y'all?

 

[capitalCORN]

Quit your life OP.

 

[TheMan]

Life hack lol

 

[AnansiThePersona]

I have zero issues with the head and even enjoy it depending on the beer.

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Yeah it's like a little treat before I get to the actual beer. Like whipped cream on ice cream.

 

[MrToughPants]

Yes, I lifehack with the gooey interface.

 

[GiantEnemyGoomba]

cursed

 

[TheOMan]

This has to be a troll thread, yeah?

 

[Powdered Egg]

The only time you should be drinking beer from a straw is if you're out in public and trying to avoid police detection.

 

[Deleted member 8561]

The only time you should be drinking beer from a straw is if you're out in public and trying to avoid police detection.

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If we had a proper police force they would arrest you for 15 years minimum for being a horrible person and avoiding the head

 

[Geoff]

Move to the UK, they made serving dead beer into a national passtime!

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Yeah fuck off with that chief

 

[FuzzyWuzzy]

Either this is a joke or a masked call for help. Order 2 beers if you need help OP

 

[LukeOP]

The bartender should be pouring from the tap until there is no more head.

 

[Burt]

The only acceptable beer-related use of a straw is for shotgunning out of a bottle

 

[Powdered Egg]

If we had a proper police force they would arrest you for 15 years minimum for being a horrible person and avoiding the head

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LOL

 

[RecRoulette]

Weekend Era is fucking wild

 

[TheCthultist]

I hate weekendera so much sometimes...

 

[CrocM]

I think drinking beer from a straw is a bold innovative move OP. Don't let the haters get you down for being different.

 

[Dark Knight]

I hate weekendera so much sometimes...

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Yeah because these people are clearly more normal during weekdays, right?

 

[samwyse]

Pour at an angle.

 

[____]

I haven't done it but I've seen it done plenty before.

 

[TheCthultist]

Yeah because these people are clearly more normal during weekdays, right?

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No, but they're better about hiding it during the week...

 

[Distantmantra]

I'm normally ok with people doing their thing but this is stupid.

 

[Paperboywriter]

The FUCK

 

[DanteMenethil]

I exclusively drink beer with a spoon

 

[TheJollyCorner]

I just spat the beer head out laughing while reading this thread.

 

[Dark Knight]

No, but they're better about hiding it during the week...

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True. Freaks are out in full force on Satuhday.

 

[Carnby]

The bartender should be pouring from the tap until there is no more head.

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About that...

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/beer-foam-tilt-bloated-explanation-a8142506.html

According to Max Bakker, the first and only Master Cicerone in New York - a certification which means he has an exceptional understanding of all things beer related - without that collar of foam, a beer is not a beer at all.

And beer bloat is actually the result of pouring a beer incorrectly - or pouring a beer with minimal foam.

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[flatearthpandas]

I want to throw up just thinking about that. Guess it could be a lifehack for losing weight

 

[Ryuhza]

I stick a straw directly into my throat to bypass the head

 

[xxracerxx]

Are you 12?

 

[Daniel Westlake]

OP you got some good coke today, right? I know how it goes

 

[Hrothgar]

Yeah fuck off with that chief

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Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of fizzling foam on my beer!

 

[TheSkullPrince]

LMAO

 

[skeezx]

if i saw somebody doing this i'd probably have a stroke or something

 

[LukeOP]

About that...

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/beer-foam-tilt-bloated-explanation-a8142506.html

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did I say tilt the glass?

pour straight down the middle, let the foam form and keep pouring until the head leaves the glass.

get that tilting bullshit out of here.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

I read somewhere that the ancient Egyptians did this as well.

 

[Lagamorph]

Well, Beer is childrens booze so drinking it with a straw makes sense I guess.

 

[Skatterd]

I'm going back to sleep

 

[Carnby]

did I say tilt the glass?

pour straight down the middle, let the foam form and keep pouring until the head leaves the glass.

get that tilting bullshit out of here.

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But your supposed to have foam and let it settle for best results.