So here's one that real world people don't hear.
It was either Bulgaria... Actually I'm pretty sure it was Bulgaria, because Vlad was our cabbie we hired for like 4 days, to show us all the best shit. Not the crap normal tourist goes too right, the real stuff only people like him would know about.
Well Vlad was a pretty funny dude. And he did take us to places I'll never forget, but never in the way wed expect.
So on the second night, after hitting some cool places (Ran into rob van damn at one of them, got us sheet faced) Vlad said he was going to be taking us to a strip club. Cause it was amateur night. Said we'd remember it the rest of our lives.
So we went there, right, no cover charge, girls were super nice up front and really excited to see us, and Vlad was talking to them, but we couldn't understand, and the were really laughing. But Vlad was a funny guy.
Well they shuttered us through a couple back rooms to show us a bunch of costumes and this is when we realized we was the amatuers. Vlad said we could back out, but the girls would be disappointed. But we weren't quitters right?
I think I had the thong on backwards, it was hard to tell in the dim light.
Vlad was right, I ain't never forgot that. Still got some of that Lev they stuffed in there too, as a souvenier.