Discussion in 'EtcetEra' started by neoak, Oct 25, 2017.
I agree that you should post wherever you want to. If you want to vent here, we’ll be here to listen.
Warning: gag reflex
Warning: HUEG WAL O TXT
Bail. You're just the emotional crutch for what she doesn't get from the ex.
Abused wife checking in
And another one from abused wife:
And Day 20/21 ends. Do you have a turkey related confession? Send it in to post it during Turkey day!
So many work ones.... What a year to be employed.
I've offered it to you before, and my offer still stands...
Yeah. This year is the year of Work-Related Confessions.
SparkWorkDude: all I can say is I wish you luck and I wish you well on your journey.
Dick On Toothbrush confessor: that's.... That's just nasty bruh. The fuck?! What's next? Giving her a creampie filled with your jizz?!
Confessor who fooled around with another co-worker: stop and bail. Listen to yourself. You are too invested emotionally and you both know it.
Confessor who has to lie to get out of a abusive relationship: hey, some lies are sometimes needed to get you somewhere. Glad you got out of it and are doing what you wanted to do.
Confessor who enjoys the thrill of the chase: something worse will happen sooner or later and you both know it. Stop and think about what's happening and what will happen.
Abused Wife: please stop cutting yourself and I'm sorry that your pos husband is such a piece of shit. You deserve better and you need to try your damndest to get out of your relationship. At your point, you're both not even married even more.
Confessor who was too cheap for a taxi ride: congrats on the mechanical sex, I suppose?
As a child, I used to eat packets of mustard - plain, on their own.
(Not the packet itself, you weirdos - the mustard inside it)
Now that I'm an adult, I'm much more civilized.
Now I eat mustard from a jar.
I use sticky pads to catch mice but I take them outside, far from my house and pour some veggie oil to get them unstuck from the pad so they can go free. No matter how infuriatingly annoying and dirty those pests are... I just can't kill them. Now if a cat catches them then it's whatever, not my problem. lol.
Here's an open confession: I once sprayed some CK Eternity cologne on my balls when I was 11 and that shit burned like hell. Ya seen that elmo on fire meme? Yeah that was me. I filled up a bowl with water and kept my balls submerged for a few minutes until the burning subsided. I've burned myself cooking before but nothing ever hurt as much as that one spray of cologne.
Huh I never noticed these threads at the old place, going through this whole thread in one evening/morning when I should of been sleeping was interesting, a bit of an information and emotional overload though.
It's fascinating, I'll have to keep track of this topic from now on.
Mobile Confessions (Short to Medium)
My Friend-Stealing Ex Found A Spouse On the Other Side
Suspicious "Daughter-Fucker" Who Probably Stole His Confession From Some Fantasy Porn Site
Overwatch Performance Anxiety
I Am Trying to Learn How to Interact With Women And It is Stressful
A Booger-Eating Text'N'Driving Cheating Ghosting Dick-Picker Confesses His Sins
Sex, Friends and Betrayal: Going Into Overtime
A Mental-Health Veteran Asks If Some Old Friends Are Still Around
Some Dumbass Admits to Leaking Logs and Having Multiple Accounts
I Love the Ladies, But I Love The Dick
Math Makes My Dick Curve At An Acute Angle
I, An Anonymous Confessor, Chastise Others For Anonymous Confessions
I Met My Teenage Girlfriend Through An MMO
My Best Friend Was Raped and I'm Suffering From Secondary Traumatic Stress (TRIGGER WARNING)
Overwhelmed By Ecstasy and Cocaine, I Stuck a Vibrator Up My Dirty Butt
I Peed My Bed and Never Cleaned the Sheets
My Mama Caught Me Drawing Porn and Destroyed All My Memories
I'm Falling For a Girl A Decade Younger Than Me
I'm Addicted to Daydreaming
I'm Bi-Curious Over the Dick and Gender-Curious
A Community Veteran Despises His Job
My Girlfriend Is the Only Light in My Life, Which is Otherwise Generally Awful and Lifeless
I've Kept Up a Perpetual Affair With My Wife's Sister Ever Since She Was in 8TH GRADE
My Wife Squirts So Hard It Goes Through Towels
Yet Another Person Dating a Teenager
I Got My Sister Pregnant Through Teenage Vindictiveness
It's Almost My Two Year Anniversary of Being Apathetic to Sex
Console Confessions (Medium to Long Length)
Panty-Sniffer Jizzes to His Mate's Sister
I Crushed On My Engaged Boss And She Used Me as a Meat Dildo
I Banged My Friend's Boyfriend Right Next to Her Passed Out Form
My Human Garbage Ex-Friend Took Advantage of Me To Ruin My Chances With a Girl, And It Blew Up In His Face. Also He's a Neo-Nazi Now.
Extreme Bully Fetish (WARNING: POOP)
My Irate Coworker Friend Gave Our Manager's Salad Dressing An Extra Ingredient
TRANS WOMAN IN A TOXIC ENVIRONMENT PLANS TO KILL HERSELF
I Escaped An Emotionally Abusive GF By Lying To Her About My Income
100% Mechanical Sex To Dodge Taxi Fare
Big Budget Confessions (Long to Extra-Long):
I Work at a Start-Up Company And I've Been Pulling an Overtime Scam For Years
My Wife and I Are Occasional Swingers
I Was Sexually Assaulted By the Teenager Next Door And My Mother Didn't Take That Shit Lightly
I Have Body Image Problems So Severe That I Hit Up Strangers On The Internet With Nudes So They Can Validate My Self-Loathing
A Sordid, Scattered Parable of Sex and Romance, Family and Money
My Folks Have Maintained a Disgusting Hive of Junk and Waste
A Brief Tryst With a Student Employee
There's This Girl Who Likes Me, But She's Still Dating Her Ex and Things Are Hella Uncomfortable
A Coworker and I Started A Bout of Flirtation That Might Have Gone Out of Control
An Incredibly Lonely Person Suffers From Depression and a Lack of Real-Life Support (Incredibly Lonely Person)
The Skillful Scammer Takes a Busted Scam and Succeeds Where A Colleague Failed (Skillful Scammer)
Skillful Scammer Racks Up Dough For a Job He Never Did (Skillful Scammer)
Soulfucker Has Trouble With Interviews and a Real-Life Girl (Soulfucker)
There's a Spark Between Me and My Assistant (Even Though I'm Already Committed) (SparkWorkDude)
SparkWorkDude Is Taking His Assistant Back Home (SparkWorkDude)
SparkWorkDude Talks About His Home Life And Leaves Us on a Cliffhanger (SparkWorkDude)
SparkWorkDude Plays Wingman For a Coworker (SparkWorkDude)
SparkWorkDude Gets To First Base With His Assistant (SparkWorkDude)
SparkWorkDude Dips That Pen and The Universe Reacts With Maximum Irony (SparkWorkDude)
SparkWorkDude Clarifies Some Details As His Home Life Explodes in the Background (SparkWorkDude)
SparkWorkDude Ends It With His SO And Actually Takes His Assistant Home. For Real This Time. (SparkWorkDude)
College Educated Redneck Enters a New ERA (College Educated Redneck)
Cumfessor Sucks Her Man Off In His Little Sister's Bed (CUMFESSOR)
Richard Gere of the 21st Century Has a Friend Who Is Choosing Death By Starvation (Richard Gere of the 21st Century)
I'm Addicted to Hookers (Hooker Addict)
Hooker-Addict Has Lurid Fantasies (Hooker Addict)
My Dick Indirectly Brushes My Sister's Teeth (Dick Brusher)
Dick Brusher Gives His Sister a Tuna Sandwich (Dick Brusher)
I Might Finally Have a Way Out of My Abusive Relationship (Abused Wife)
Abused Wife Cuts Herself and Apparently Had Her Fingers Fucked Up By Her Husband (Abused Wife)
My Husband Lies About Me Being a Pill Addict to Emotionally Manipulate Our Children (Abused Wife)
The cum sandwich guy...
If it is legit and he's doing it for a laugh...
I suggest you get some professional help as soon as possible because that behaviour is going to escalate. You seem to get off on sexually abusing and violating women without their permission or knowledge.
If you're trolling. Jesus Christ, what kind of sick mind goes to those places?
what are the odds most of these are fake like last year?
Abused Wife.... :(
Please let us know if there's anything we can do to help. And please stop hurting yourself.
There are children involved, some of whom are minors. To my understanding (I apologize if I'm wrong, please correct me if so), the children are the main reason she's staying in that situation. I've tried suggesting different possibilities (and I think I ran a decent gamut of them, having experience in childhood education and related issues. So the typical "Call CPS" and such have already been covered), but so far haven't come up with anything. I would think (again, based on what I know, and please correct me if otherwise) that any help or possible solutions need to place that at the forefront.
I'll trust your advice was good. Short of providing links and leads and telling her to run with her children, I'm not sure what can be done from the Internet. I'm hoping most of all she gets the job and gets the hell out of there.
Okay...the one about poking holes in the condom is just, wow. I feel dirty reading it.
What the fuck is that sandwich guy, even.
I am hereby owning this confession because I somewhat copped to it in the TransEra thread.
Yeah, hit me up, hun.
I'm going to be moving to LA in a few years, and when I have the means, I'll hire you and fix everything I promise.