ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot

shacklesmcgee · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

But I'm not okay

RandomExpletive · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
And day

is done

(no good memes these last 2 days)

Well now that's just a lie

Stuart444 · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

Why didn't I listen to your warning ;_;

Deleted member 17643 · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

This guy is full of shit.

DPT120 · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

You warned me and I didn't listen. Read the first line and noped the fuck out

Eleriu · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

Treestump · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

No. This can't be real. There's no way.

Deleted member 13496 · Nov 17, 2019

That shit one is fake as fuck.

.... It has to be. Right?

Deleted member 32561 · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

The first five words are a bit gross but nothing immoral. Consensual coprophagia is unhealthy and weird but not something I'd judge people for.
And then we get insanely creepy and debauched in the worst of ways. Get help, poster, get help. Please don't tell me you jack off in public too.
And by that I mean don't even respond I don't want to know.

Bear Patrol · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

I regret looking at this.

Goddamnit, I was a fool.

Secret Squirrel · Nov 17, 2019

Re cereal swapper, I'm sure it was harmless enough in your mind but it's not impossible that you could've inadvertently ended up killing someone with nut allergies. Probably not worth it at that point

Maolfunction · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

Deleted member 19218 · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

This is the first and last time I enter this topic.

Rand a. Thor · Nov 17, 2019

These lst few days have been good. That last one is pretty what the fuck, ngl, but that's what we are here for, are we not. I mean, we certainly aren't passed a point of no return, I think things can get worse.

How About No · Nov 17, 2019

Bob Beat · Nov 17, 2019

But he warned me. 3 times.

And on the fake scale, I refuse to believe a school would let a boy room with a female teacher.

I'm sure that tops the list. 'Uh, and she was cool with it.'

Amnixia · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

This gotta be fake....

Evilisk · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
It's my big dream to have a custom knight armor made for me, but from modern materials that keeps bullet from entering my body, but is lightweight and thin enough that I can wear it under regular clothing.

I don't think armour works that way, anon

neoak said:
Multi-Confession Anon

If you really feel that bad, the very least you could do is apologize to your dad

(No comment on the other confessions)

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

I'm more confused by how Shit-Eating Anon is getting away with stealing poop from a public restroom

Aren't there other people around

Are people not flushing the toilet after using it

Wouldn't people notice someone going in and out of the toilet constantly

I don't believe this confession at all, because I just cannot willingly suspend my disbelief for this confession (at least, the bit about toilet stalking)

texhnolyze · Nov 17, 2019

That must be fake. No, I refuse to believe it.

Shaymin · Nov 17, 2019

Fuck everything, ERA declares

Nooblet · Nov 17, 2019

I'm aware some people have scat fetish, so it's something possible, but the restroom stalking bit is what makes it sound off.

ShyMel · Nov 17, 2019

Evilisk said:
I'm more confused by how Shit-Eating Anon is getting away with stealing poop from a public restroom

Aren't there other people around

Are people not flushing the toilet after using it

Wouldn't people notice someone going in and out of the toilet constantly

I don't believe this confession at all, because I just cannot willingly suspend my disbelief for this confession (at least, the bit about toilet stalking)

If we treat the confession as real, maybe they take the jar in a bag/backpack with them into public restrooms. Cannot speak for the men's room, but there have been instances in which toilets in various women's bathroom still have poop in them after the occupant has left the stall.

Nooblet · Nov 17, 2019

ShyMel said:
If we treat the confession as real, maybe they take the jar in a bag/backpack with them into public restrooms. Cannot speak for the men's room, but there have been instances in which toilets in various women's bathroom still have poop in them after the occupant has left the stall.

Today I learn that not only do women poop, but sometimes they don't erase the evidence.

MilesQ · Nov 17, 2019

I can believe poop being a turn on, scat porn exists after all, but eating your own and your dogs poop?

Nah.

Nah. I don't believe it. You went too far, confessor. It's not believable.

NoName999 · Nov 17, 2019

Way to overhype that one, guys. I thought it was something like very evil.

Now I find not really that cringy just simply disgusting.

You guys are soft. :P

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

NoName999 said:
Way to overhype that one, guys. I thought it was something like very evil.

Now I find not really that cringy just simply disgusting.

You guys are soft. :P

If only you had been eating while you read it

BDS · Nov 17, 2019

Magoo · Nov 17, 2019

That one reminded me of blowfly girl.

They should meet up. Have some kids that never ever invite friends to their house.

Walker_Boh · Nov 17, 2019

NoName999 said:
Way to overhype that one, guys. I thought it was something like very evil.

Now I find not really that cringy just simply disgusting.

You guys are soft. :P

How often do you watch Tubgirl?

DO NOT FUCKING GOOGLE THAT!

JoeNut · Nov 17, 2019

Haha now we're going full speed into to the second half of the month

Wandering Robot · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:

I think that's a neat dream to have, Confessor. :) And not just because I, too, would like a sick suit of armor

neoak said:
I think an incest story would have been better. You tampered with items in the store. You know what other stuff has been tampered with:

Honestly, Confessor, I doubt they cared much. I probably would find it funny and go ahead eating whatever cereal I got.
Don't do that again, though—to neoak's point, it could be dangerous for consumers. Allergies or something.

neoak said:

oh ok
EDIT: It does sound like you would do well to speak to a pro, though. Not to shove it on you.

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

...
...Stay safe...
It's coprophilia, and I only know this because I read a lot. It's better than incest, at least??? Maybe???

captive · Nov 17, 2019

PE teacher:
Get a divorce
Get paternity tests
And report your boss.

neoak said:

jfc. I'm not one to kink shame, but this isn't a kink this is mentall illness, both of you need help.

JoeNut · Nov 17, 2019

Feeder guy. I know she's into it too but this is a bad idea. Stop.

Deleted member 2809 · Nov 17, 2019

The feeder thing sounds like super made up fantasy confession tbh

CarpeDeezNutz · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
I eat my own poop and I've even eaten my dog's poop. Have I gotten sick? Yes, oh god, yes. I don't eat shit anymore because I got very sick from doing so. Now I just keep a jar of peoples poops I've taken from restrooms. I bring it out when I want to have fun times. Ngl but, pooping is a massive turn on for me and public restrooms are like my personal sanctuary.

It's gross but I bet it's real. They had an episode of hoarders where the lady was screaming at them to let her eat poop one last time.

VikingJoseph · Nov 17, 2019

Shugga said:
The feeder thing sounds like super made up fantasy confession tbh

While it is possible it is made up, but feeding as a sexual fetish is a very real thing that makes me believe there is a very real possibility the confession is legit.

https://www.feabie.com/

This is a social network and dating site for feeders and claims to have over 100,000 members which is not insignificant. I sincerely prefer it is fake though as even though I try to do a "live and let live approach", feederism (if you can call it that) is something that crosses the line into unhealthy, self-destructive territory.

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

Era, I have a confession of sorts. Not too embarassing really. I love mommy gf's.Theres something so sexy about an older woman taking care of you, and protecting you. Maybe part of this has to do with the fact I've been attracted to my mom a few times before.

Ok, for real now: NO! NIEN! NON!

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

I'm dad of a 14 yo son. Once he wouldn't listen and was the most terrible brat, especially towards his mom. That night I deleted all saves from his PS4 (no backups left). Next day he starts gaming and after a couple minutes begins shouting. I come and ask 'what's wrong?' and he furiously yells at me 'my saves are all gone!'. Listened to his tantrum a bit (with the biggest smile on the inside), then told him 'at least it' s only the saves. Maybe next time you behave like last evening, your whole ps4 will be gone.' He looked at me in disbelief. Then made an angry grimace, but I quickly said 'what? Do you think the ps4 will be gone tomorrow?' and he didn't say a word.

Next day he scratched the car and I gave him up for adoption. Nah, he behaved and I bough him a PS4-game of his choice.

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

This is going to sound stupid and would be embarrassing to admit in public, but I - a 26-year-old woman - still get crushes on fictional characters. The latest one, in fact, is from Astral Chain (I just started File 08).
Who is it, you might wonder?
Olive? No.
Marie? Nope.
Either Akira? Incorrect.
Yoseph? lmao no
.....................................................................................................................................it's Kyle
I can't help it! He's so cool (plus I'm totally into the look and voice and attitude, not gonna lie). I'd love to have a friend/man like that. :)

Better him than loving Justin Bieber

BDS · Nov 17, 2019

This is going to sound stupid and would be embarrassing to admit in public, but I - a 26-year-old woman - still get crushes on fictional characters.

I, a 27 year old woman, ONLY get crushes on fictional characters because I'm a mature, patrician adult.

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

Was inspired by following this thread and scripted a ronito x neoak romantic fanfiction for NaNoWriMo. started out as just a joke thing I was gonna scrap before writing something serious but then I got invested in it and ended up doing a complete story over a couple dozen pages. I think it's one of the most beautiful and passionate things I've ever written but I can't publish it anywhere because literally no one outside of this thread will understand what the hell it's about

NTGYK x ronito is the canon ship.

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

This confessor returns: https://www.resetera.com/threads/er...-higher-than-the-giftbot.150087/post-26399904

Because I've seen the sentiment in several of you guys' replies: It's not that I never had sex. I did. But it was with a girl I neither liked nor found particularly attractive (she went to the same psycho-somatic hospital for obese patients I was in and somehow she liked me and I was a horny idiot who saw his chance for his first kiss at the young age of 32 ...).
Also I wouldn't feel any better by hiring a sex worker, because I'd know that she'd only be having sex with me because I paid her money.
I realize this sounds dumb to people who have no issue bonding with girls and having sex. For me, the thing I desire isn't so much the sexual act itself. It's the recognition from an attractive girl. Just being able to know "Not every good-looking woman wants to vomit when she sees me". Ffs, if such woman got as far as into my bedroom, get herself undressed and told me to 'put it in', I'd probably feel happy enough and didn't actually need to go all the way.

I'll keep working on myself, of course. It's either that or death at my weight. I just wanted to confess my terrible feelings. It's absolutely not any woman's fault. But it still hurts to know that for the foreseeable future I'll never get past a certain point with attractive women. The worst is when they, due to circumstantial reasons, treat me nicely, but as soon as I show the slightest interest beyond platonic friendship, their faces freeze and they'll treat me ice cold. So uncomfortable that I honestly prefer the disgusted stares from stranger women.

Sorry, this kinda became a rant towards the end. It is what it is.

Keep at working on yourself man, Don't stop.

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

Female friend of mine years ago one evening asked me to rape her. Yes. I was like wat, then she told me she finds the idea exciting. She wants me to grab and do her at any point in time in the future when she's not expecting it. I stared intensely at her and told her I wouldn't do it. Now, she's attractive, but we never had any sexual thing up to this point. She just said 'bummer' and that was it. Not sure if it's truly over, because even now that I'm married to someone for 2 years now she keeps seeking my company, always pushing herself against me in inappropriate ways. Sometimes when I'm weak (and alone with her) I accept the intense cuddling that results, just feeling each other up a bit. But I'm married after all, so I never cross the line. Honesty, what would you guys do in my situation? I don't want to lose her as a friend, but I also love my wife. Advice welcome.

neoak · Nov 17, 2019

And day

is done.

BLOODED_hands · Nov 17, 2019

That NSFL confession..... That was good lol. Didn't expect that. The bathroom part brought it down for me. You'll get it next time, confessor.

GatsGatsby · Nov 17, 2019

Cereal guy is the fucking devil. You know how pissed I'd be to buy cinnamon toast crunch get home and fucking shitty Cheerios come out the box? I wouldnt complain to store because I dont do that but I would be pretty fucking pissed.

Prolepro · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:

idk who's the more immature person in this story

Verelios · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:
Ok, for real now: NO! NIEN! NON!

Deleted member 17643 · Nov 17, 2019

neoak said:

I would risk losing her as a friend by telling her in very concrete terms that what she's doing is wrong and you want it to stop. The rape fantasy isn't the bad part of your confession, it's all the stuff after it. How would you feel if you learned your wife was feeling up some dude?

AnansiThePersona · Nov 17, 2019

JaeCryo said:
idk who's the more immature person in this story

Same here. There was definitely a better way to communicate with your son than deleting all his saves. That's kinda spiteful.

ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot

Do you remember ronito?

Yes

No

roni-who?

Thor: The Dark World

The Fallen - Teyvat Traveler

User requested account closure

User requested account closure

▲ Legend ▲

One Winged Slayer

User requested account closure

Ghostwire: BooShock

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged