Era Pokemon fans, I'm challenging you to Hype Your Type

[The Adder]

Representing the currently undisputed best type and best rhymes in the game, Grass, I'm issuing a challenge to all you fans of lesser pokemon types to step up and show everyone why your type deserves respect. So, trainers, you up for a battle?

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This is a little project I thought a whille back and wanted to see if I could get other folks to participate. The rules are simple. Pick a Pokemon type. Pick a track from the games. And using Pokemon and moves of that type, write a verse that talks it up.

Think you're up for it, Era?

 

[Tenrius]

I like the premise of this thread!

 

[Chief Malik]

Red is cool, fire is cool. Fire always has the best starters.

Edit: I cannot rap

 

[Deleted member 23381]

Charizard, tho Zapdos is p cool too.

 

[Hero of Legend]

Always had a soft spot for Bug. Always seem to be the underdog in the game, but also are the only... "species" based type, like a "Mammal" type or "Fish" type.

 

[Waluigilicious]

Bug:

 

[Zyrox]

Hype my type? Sure I'm ready to enlighten you all on the glory that is-
*reads OP*

 

[BlueBadger]

Water Pokemon are my thing <3. I c u Starmie, and I <3 u :')

Hand me my Grammy tbh

 

[Finale Fireworker]

I have never felt the overwhelming need to participate in something but, at the same time, be paralyzed by my own inability to do so. I must perfect my flow. I'll be back. See you all in 8 miles.

 

[psynergyadept]

Espeon is the GOAT Pokemon and GOAT evee evolution!! in the manga Red's evee turns into one make it absolute canon!

COME AT ME slowBRO!!!

edit: since Espeon is psychic I'm reppin the type!

 

[louisacommie]

Ice type is great

Spoiler

if it just Gained a resistance to dragon, ground, and idk water.

 

[Zeldaflavoredzebra]

Once upon a time down in lavender town
I was putting ghosts down even a cubones mom.

Thats all i have

 

[RailWays]

Wooper is the best pokemon. Gen 2 buff when, GameFreak?

 

[Rand a. Thor]

I see your Grass type and raise you a certain little type called Ground.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ground_(type)
Best starters. Best Type combo in the games(Water Ground. Freaking Mamoswine. Freaking Pallosand! Fucking Golurk. And last but not least the OG Desert King Dragon, the once and future King:

 

[Palas]

Bow your heads before amazing flying Pokémon!

 

[The Adder]

I have never felt the overwhelming need to participate in something but, at the same time, be paralyzed by my own inability to do so. I must perfect my flow. I'll be back. See you all in 8 miles.

Click to shrink...

You can write. It's 50% lyrics, 40% confidence, and 10% actual skill

 

[Zellia]

Roses are red
Ghost types are spoopy
I like Ghost types
Ghost types

 

[panama chief]

Let's go WATER Pokémon!!!!

Since blue, I've always started with a water Pokémon. It's my favorite element and that will never change.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

You can write. It's 50% lyrics, 40% confidence, and 10% actual skill

Click to shrink...

I thought it was 10% luck, 20 % skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name

 

[Spacejaws]

You know what I'm gonna big up my Ghost,
This slick guy is stronger than most,
You pulling cool moves thinking this battle is close?
Our destiny bond turn ya to toast.

 

[The Adder]

I thought it was 10% luck, 20 % skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name

Click to shrink...

That's what it takes for a career, clearly.

 

[Sir Guts]

Fire, it has always been fire since I was a kid.

 

[105.Will]

Dragon. You got personality, you got style, you got the best stats in the game hands down. Ice is slept on though.

 

[Coaster17]

Yo all you fire type fans out there.

Nothing is hotter than going with water.

Water4lyfe.

 

[Drain You]

I was going to post the Pokemon 151 rap even though its not really relevant, then decided I'd actually try to give this a go...

You know what I'm gonna big up my Ghost,
This slick guy is stronger than most,
You pulling cool moves thinking this battle is close?
Our destiny bond turn ya to toast.

Click to shrink...

yea nevermind, can I just second this? Gengar is probably my favorite Pokemon, and this was great.

 

[Gespenst MKIV]

You think that GF went with Pikachu because it was cute?! No, it's just because it has the most powerful type in Electric, the majestic beauty of Thunder makes even the ground types fear.
Also it has best pokemon in Joltik so it double wins

 

[Elshoelace]

Well OP has grass covered. Some great Pokemon and cool moves. Sceptile and leaf blade, so good.

 

[Joltik]

You think that GF went with Pikachu because it was cute?! No, it's just because it has the most powerful type in Electric, the majestic beauty of Thunder makes even the ground types fear.
Also it has best pokemon in Joltik so it double wins

Click to shrink...

This person knows what's up.

 

[EPaul]

Ampharos is legit

 

[Clefargle]

Always
Carry
A
Fairy

Can't go wrong with a cute death machine like Mawile or Clefable

 

[The Maverick]

Dragon types are the best
Garchomp can smoke the rest
If you think you can keep the pace
Take this Outrage to the face

(Unless you're a fairy type, then take this poison jab)

 

[The Adder]

I see a whole lotta talkin' and not nearly enough rhyming.

 

[Deleted member 8722]

What kinda Pokemon am I? I'll defend it till the day I die. Share with you it's secrets? Sure I'll try.

Don't try hit me with electricity. I take those hits so easily. Whats this, your trying with rock. Aint nothing gonna happen yer just gonna get blocked.

 

[Jives]

Always Steel. The best defense is a good defense. Only 3 types can really scare you? Wanna smack around all those new fairies? Wanna tank hits and set up all your gimmicks? how about some of the best designs in the game? You got a sword bird, sentai man, spooky ghost sword, and an OP key chain. Plus "Flash Cannon." Now that's a strong name.

 

[The Adder]

I'm not generally the type who takes requests, but someone asked me to do this, so I figured I'd share:

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I can`t write songs, but I can hype it up in other ways...

Ice might not be the most competitively viable, but you can`t deny the extreme uniqueness (and often cuteness and beauty) of every ice type Pokemon.

Look at this thing. Don`t you want to adopt it?

The most graceful Eeeveelution.

Fan favorite Lapras!

A mammoth! Prehistoric representation!

Controversial, but my personal favorite... an ice cream Pokemon. Come on, that`s adorable, funny, and creative. Look how happy he is.

The best of the three legendary birds from a design standpoint.

The Alolan forms of old Pokemon far exceed their old ones.

Ice Pokemon all have a glitter, grace, and elegance to them that puts them a step above the others. Even when they`re not the best from a gameplay standpoint, they`ve always been my favorite for this reason.

 

[Raysoul]

This song is called: Fucking Electric Pokemon

Motherfucking Electric is the hype!
I'm sure it's the fucking best type!
Pikachu is fucking mad at you,
you are now a freaking barbecue!

Zapdos will strike you with a Thunder,
and you'll be fucked down under!
Don't also fucking under-estimate Pachirisu,
it won a fucking world tournament too!