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Biske

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Nov 11, 2017
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Wait, yes the investigation is fake, but it's been going on for a week? So fake reports of a non-investigation have been around for a week, or a real investigation of a fake incident has been going on for a week?

I dunno why someone fucked up the thread title, but as far as I understand it. There was some dumb ass scheme by Jacob Wahl and co and his bullshit fake intelligence company of stolen photos for profiles, where he would try and pay Journalists to take a story of a woman with allegations against mueller. Nobody bit and instead forwarded it on to the FBI who is investigating the attempt to fuck with mueller.

Now Jacob Wahl and co are going with a story that there is a CREDIBLE PERSON!!!! accusing mueller of these things.
 

Grug

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Oct 26, 2017
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LMAOooooo

Surely rule one of creating a false accusation is to at least pinpoint the location of your mark on the day of the fabricated incident.

This really is like a sequel to Fargo in terms of sheet criminal incompetence.
 

Grexeno

Sorry for your ineptitude
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Oct 25, 2017
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Some dipshit: "Yeah I can totally take down the former Director of the FBI."
 

Robdraggoo

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Oct 25, 2017
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Who were these guys hoing to trot out at the Holliday inn today? Did that even happen?

Also like how they went from:
Theres women
what women?
Fake women.
Oh there's a women alright.

Where are we at now?
 

Ithil

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Oct 25, 2017
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What we can be certain of, is that whatever it was Wohl and Burkman were trying to do, they have failed at it on a spectacular, stratospheric level.
 

antonz

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Oct 25, 2017
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haha even the gateway pundit is being forced to step back after posting their "explosive documents"
 

Buckle

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Oct 27, 2017
41,111

Oh my fucking god..

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Buckle

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Oct 27, 2017
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"Its okay, Jacob! Be cool! Be cool! You just gotta release the surefire public statement to really throw them off....yeahyeah....thats it."

*starts sweating profusely while typing*
 

ultracal31

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Oct 25, 2017
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I feel like Apu in Simpsons where he goes on a rant against Skinner about the awful Jurassic Park rip off.

Just...what were you thinking Jacob
 

DemonCarnotaur

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Oct 25, 2017
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These guys surely are going to be charged for this absurdity, right?

Like, it's god damn hilariously dumb, but the legal severity of the claims, actions, and falsehoods shouldn't be overlooked.
 

KHarvey16

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Oct 27, 2017
9,193
So...Surefire Intelligence are legal representation too? Interesting they claim in the statement some correspondence is covered by "attorney-client privilege."

This is spectacular.
 

antonz

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Oct 25, 2017
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Are they still playing that they are a real business? Surely their addresses are easy enough to research, let alone who is behind the account, and where are those tweets coming from...

I hope they are on it already.
Oh the entire thing has already been traced back to Wohl. The phone number is his mothers voice mail etc.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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They're victims of their own echo chamber.

This x1000. They think news outlets don't do research and just prop up an anti-Trump agenda. They think there's an actual global conspiracy with George Soros in the middle. This will be their ultimate downfall: the cyclone of conspiracy theory shit. And it's already happening.
 

Buckle

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Oct 27, 2017
41,111
Who the hell did he hire to put this together? Was he stupid enough to do it himself?

This is like the most bush league conspiracy I've ever seen.....you poke it with your index finger out of mild curiosity and it falls down like a house of cards.
 

cakely

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Oct 27, 2017
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"Very serious allegations against Jacob Wohl".

Yeah, I can see where this is going.

At the Holiday Inn tomorrow: "Lorraine Parsons has accused Jacob Wahl of offering her $20,000 to give false evidence, but we have just discovered that Lorraine Parsons doesn't exist! She was invented by the MSM in an attempt to discredit our incredible reporting!"

Go directly to jail without passing go, you insufferable pinheads.

EDIT: I can kind of follow the logic in their "plan", which casts doubt on my own intelligence. This makes the characters in "Burn After Reading" look like criminal masterminds.
 

DrForester

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Oct 25, 2017
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OK, this whole thing is so confusing. Tell me if I'm off...


They wanted to discredit Mueller
Not being able to find an accuser, they made one up
They are now being investigated for making up a fake accuser in an effort to discredit Mueller
Profit?
 
Nov 1, 2017
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So this was their plan maybe? They knew the right would rally behind their BS allegations if the left were actively debunking then. The MSM probably would have ignored these applications if not for the fabricated framing angle.
 
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