The Mozart of perceptionYou gotta hand it to him though, that he's capable of telling that a random couple at the other end of the restaurant is, simultaneously, lesbian, gay, and bisexual, and transgender.
You don't go to the local hipster coffee shop to talk about politics with your friends?
I want to start tweeting things like "I was at the local gun range yesterday and two cowboys were talking about how excited they were for the blue wave."
We found the real life Herbert Moon.You gotta hand it to him though, that he's capable of telling that a random couple at the other end of the restaurant is, simultaneously, lesbian, gay, and bisexual, and transgender.
It's probsbly covered in rainbows and glitters and the table only has one chair and they are sitting in each other and they are wearing huge tagsYou gotta hand it to him though, that he's capable of telling that a random couple at the other end of the restaurant is, simultaneously, lesbian, gay, and bisexual, and transgender.
Except he goes alone with the sole intent of spying on democrats. Who all seem to secretly be alt-righters
Criminal/ civil/w/e this was not a clean conspiracy.
- For a few weeks the media receive messages that multiple women are planning to accuse Mueller of sexual assault
- They try to verify it but can't and someone eventually reports the reports to the FBI
- Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman take to social media to talk about how they have proof of the sexual assault and at least one woman is willing to come forward
- A company named Surefire Intelligence is attached to Wohl/Burkman's investigation into the assaults
- Reporters dig into Surefire Intelligence. Wohl claims to have no association with it. But the website itself is registered in his name. A number on the website also redirects to a voicemail registered to his mom.
- People become suspicious of the employees at Surefire. Employees include Bar Refaeli (a supermodel) and Christopher Waltz (an actor). And most curious one employees photo is darkened, but upon lightening it reporters find that it's none other than Wohl himself
- A document is posted on Gateway Pundit (and website that Wohl writes for) claiming to detail the sexual assault
- The document claims that Mueller raped a woman in NY in the St. Regis on August 2nd, 2010. But reporters find that Mueller was actually serving jury duty on that day in DC. Not only that but the 19th floor of the St. Regis, where Mueller supposedly led the woman to his suite, is actually a gym
- Wohl and Burkman promise to hold a press conference on November 2nd where the first rape victim will appear
- On the morning of the 2nd, Wohl and Burkman announce that the woman is no longer going to be there because she's receiving threats (keep in mind that no one even knows who this woman is at this point)
- Burkman does the entire conference with his zipper down without realizing it
- The conference ends up being a disaster in which neither Burkman or Wohl can really answer any questions
That's kinda where we're at now.
Was it them botching some random lady's investigation when she contacted SI about a job, which is illegal because they aren't actually livensed investigators, then refunding her more than what she paid basically as hush money?There are things missing. Like digital signature on an affidavit which is completely illegal.
Ugh, there's something else I've already forgotten. One other item in specific that I can't recall right now. Maybe Reddit has a better list but this is a damned fine list, just add the digital signature thing. I will try to add more soon.
- Burkman does the entire conference with his zipper down without realizing it
No he hasn't. Jacob's account is https://twitter.com/JacobAWohlThere's a positive thing coming out of the whole Avenatti / Wohl debacle. Wohl's twitter account has been suspended.
No he hasn't. Jacob's account is https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl
But since you bumped this for no reason, there was a development today:
No he hasn't. Jacob's account is https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl
But since you bumped this for no reason, there was a development today:
Wohl was shown to have advertised on Craigslist for "bikini models" and "Instagram models" for the role of NeX's "Director of Fun" to accompany him on marketing trips and entertain clients.[5]