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Oct 25, 2017
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Browsing the actual Surfire website makes me question whether my english is actually decent. Is this a confusing sentence or am I just dumb? I can't tell anymore.

"When an investor had his intellectual property ruthlessly stolen by a multi-national corporation, he hired Surefire Intelligence to collect overwhelming evidence that the company was in the wrong"

Does that.....make sense? Am I going crazy here?
 

Coyote Starrk

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Oct 30, 2017
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Imma go check

Edit: Couldn't find this specific topic, but OT is...

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It's in the new "politics" section not off topic. But yeah the whole site is unrecognizable.
 

Aurongel

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Oct 28, 2017
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This is the "my uncle works at Nintendo" of modern politics.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Somebody should contact this unsuspicious and definitely real journalist who wrote an article about Surfire and even met with Matthew Cohen


The article is so good that it's gone now (though you can find it cached if you really want), weird. What a coincidence.
 

b-dubs

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Oct 25, 2017
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Every time I check the news this story gets more and more clownshoes.
 

GameAddict411

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Oct 26, 2017
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Actually if you really think about the whole thing makes perfect sense. Some of these people involved have their own little bubble where people with no common sense spread conspiracy theories, lies, and baseless claims like deep state, Hillary is pedo ring leader .....etc. It got bad enough that they started believing that the real world operates and functions like how they perceive it. hence this incredible display of human stupidity, and lack of coherent logic. I see people always argue about how we should keep the dialogue with people like that. I usually just chuckle.
 

Oyashiro-Sama

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Oct 27, 2017
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Not quite. The plan was to release a fake person to the media claiming surefire was bribing her to make accusations against Mueller. Then when the media posted it claim "Fake news" and then use surefire to release the accusations of women they actually bribed. So they would both fake news AND accuse Mueller of sexual assault. Of course the media didn't bite, and the bribes were revealed as they were making the press conference.

Okay so... wait... I... so they... hold on lol... That just...Th-that...

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This is one of the worst plans I've ever heard of.
 

Nome

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Oct 27, 2017
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I hope everyone involved is shitting their pants right now, including whoever is playing "Lorraine."
And I hope they all get unmasked and get their just desserts in prison.
 

Opto

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Oct 28, 2017
4,546
Something something movie theaters can save a lot of money if they just used Republicans as projectors
 

Vire

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Oct 27, 2017
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You know what this reminds me of? The dude who plagiarized and kept doubling and tripling down even in the face of all evidence pointing to the fact that he was the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.

Thankfully launching allegations an FBI director should have more severe consequences.
 
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