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Tizoc

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Oct 25, 2017
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Did a search but I couldn't find a thread for this :X

Simply put this is an Abridged fanmade parody of FF7 from the cool folks at TeamFourStar. It follows Barret and the dysfunctional band of misfits fate decided to stick him with as he works towards taking down ShinRa and their planet killing Mako reactors.
Also some blondie fucks shit up from time to time.

If you haven't watched Season 1 yet, here are all the eps. in 1 video


Alt. here is a playlist for each Ep. individually
 
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Tizoc

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New episode is up! No Eng. subtitles atm, but they'll be added in due time. I confess I've completely forgotten about
the gang getting on the boat, but I'm glad that Rufus isn't an extreme jerkass like his dad.

Also
Avalance Snuggles!
 

Gold Arsene

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New episode is up! No Eng. subtitles atm, but they'll be added in due time. I confess I've completely forgotten about
the gang getting on the boat, but I'm glad that Rufus isn't an extreme jerkass like his dad.

Also
Avalance Snuggles!


Hmmmmm
Im going with Zack not being that big an asshole as the flashback would seem and it's Cloud projecting.

Episode was funny, Aerith being a yandere will always be funny to me.
 
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Tizoc

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Hmmmmm
Im going with Zack not being that big an asshole as the flashback would seem and it's Cloud projecting.

Episode was funny, Aerith being a yandere will always be funny to me.
Oh yeah that too, she has been starting to show shades of it.

Which brings me to something I have completely forgotten about Cloud from the game
so that voice he kept hearing in his head is that the JENOVA cells or was it Zack?
 

Don Fluffles

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Oct 28, 2017
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I love how Machinabridged is an inbetween of sticking to the original story while changing several key aspects(e.g. characters) for comedy.
Kind of like a happy medium between DBZ Abridged and SAO Abridged.
 
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Tizoc

Tizoc

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New episode is up. No Eng. subtitles yet but I am rather interested in the
Tifa and Yuffie relationship if they continue with it.

Hojo continues to be creepy and disturbing.
And broke

Also Yuffie is totally Webbie from the new DuckTales cartoon.
 

Gold Arsene

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Oct 27, 2017
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New episode.

Introducing Reeve Ket She Cait Sith.

Seriously did they expect me to know how that was pronounced as a kid?
 

Don Fluffles

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Oct 28, 2017
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"YOU DON'T GET A PASS!!!"

Tifa and Yuffie's chemistry is hilarious. The sudden switch to
them having a blast on the rides was too damn good! I hope Tifa actually does develop a friendship with her.
 
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Don Fluffles

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I've gotta say that the Abridged interpretations of Red XIII and Barret are the best characters in the show.
 
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Tizoc

Tizoc

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New episode is out! OK seriously I literally have forgotten like 50% of the stuff in FF7
Where the fuck is Gongaga? All I remember is leaving Gold Saucer then going to Cosmo Canyon, where was Gongaga in between then O_o
 
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Darkmark1987

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Oct 26, 2017
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Just caught up,Costa-del-cation was awesome, cements tifa as my fave. Red and barret are awesome Bros.
 
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Tizoc

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Oct 25, 2017
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AVALANCHE TIME MUTHA****A!
Poor Seto, petrified for all eternity with dozens of spikes impaled in him.
Somebody give him a Soft already.
A 100 softs
I completely forgot you could use Phoenix Down on that guy, in fact I don't think I ever did it when I was playing FF7 years ago.
 

Neoxon

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Oct 25, 2017
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I get that Justin Briner was a member of TeamFourStar (& thus cast as Cloud) before he was cast in My Hero Academia, but all I hear is Deku in certain parts (especially in the flashbacks).

Great stuff either way, TFS definitely didn't disappoint here.
 

Rymuth

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Oct 26, 2017
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Howled at the Seto reveal. I remember thinking why they couldn't think of a way to petrify him back when I played FF7.
 
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Tizoc

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New ep. was mostly story exposition I felt, but it was an OK episode otherwise.
That last clip though!
 

Kroze

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Oct 28, 2017
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Man, I remember when this idea was just a small little concept in a back room at a convention... *coughs*
Wish things turned out differently and they went onto creating more original (and non legally walking on a tightrope x.x) stuff with the same kinda humor... the abridging scene kinda really is fading quickly.
 
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Tizoc

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Season 3 has begun!

EDIT: Eh gonna wait for subtitles before I watch to better understand the lines :P
 

AlexFlame116

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Nov 17, 2017
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I gotta say it was this series that gave me such a huge desire to replay FFVII again. They do such a fantastic job with this abridged series lol!