FitERA lurker here! I wanna say thanks to everyone for the advice you all give in this thread. Thanks in part to you all, I went from being underweight to a healthy weight. I can deadlift double my own bodyweight, too! And my diet is hugely improved from what it was, too. I'm currently doing a 3 day workout week, with the first day all-body bodyweight exercises, the second day upper body weights, and the third day lower body weights. It works so well, and takes up less time for me than a normal split did. So, thanks for everything you've all contributed!
Hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good work! It was all you.