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KelticNight

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That's the intro of the new David Cage ps5 exclusive. After Mark has sex with his clone so much the emotional turmoil causes it to develop an error, but it's only identifiable when it hears some Coldplay on a nearby radio and starts to hum along and tap it's foot.

I suppose if you blow your beans up an android enough times all that jizz is gonna fuck up the circuitry.
 

Lashley

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Top tier jif usage

I award this post....The highest marks, it's five stars from me!

Here is your reward:

A magnificent pair of cleats!

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Lashley

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I asked in the Discord, and I shall ask here:

If my clone was Audio's dad, what does that make me and audio?
 

Shav1

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I asked in the Discord, and I shall ask here:

If my clone was Audio's dad, what does that make me and audio?
Well...let's see. Well it would make you nothing to Audioboxer because: 1. Your clone banged audio's mom and not you and 2. You can't be related to an alt because its not another person.
 

adrem007

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Nov 26, 2017
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Beefy how is Luke Cage S2? I don't think I'm going to give it a chance because I'm tired of Marvel Netflix mediocrity, but still I'm curious
 

Mikebison

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Oct 25, 2017
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WHAT THE FUCK.

Seen that Salah has been made an honorary citizen of the Chechen republic? Mo baby, wat is u doing?

The first gaffe could easily be explained as him getting duped, but this is fucked up.
 

Sammex

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Oct 25, 2017
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Don't forget the "whilst secretly hoping they're true" part

1. See link.
2. Look to see if Journalist is reliable or if it's anonymous "mirror sport reporter"
3. Look for quotes from player or agent or manager.
4. Watch goals and assists 201X season youtube highlights
5. Go on social media and say how you've seen the player lots and how they'd be a great addition to the side.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Seen that Salah has been made an honorary citizen of the Chechen republic? Mo baby, wat is u doing?

The first gaffe could easily be explained as him getting duped, but this is fucked up.

Yeah I thought the first photos might be just some sort of fuck up but this is terrible.
 

Muddy Water

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Nov 13, 2017
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They're playing De Bruyne as an almost defensive midfielder. He started playing further up in the last ten minutes of the first half and Belgium immediately looked more threatening.
 

Sammex

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Oct 25, 2017
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The only thing LFC could do now is make sure to get Salah to take part in any future Pride or LGBT and women's rights events in and around Liverpool.

I would like some of the British journalists to ask him about it and why he did it.

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Elynn

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Oct 28, 2017
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Brittany, France
The whole team was invited, not just Salah.
It's still bad but with egyptian politics being how they are I don't know how much of a choice he had.
Really bad press for him in the west though.
 
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