Fox & Friends: All things considered, church is one of the better places to get shot

[Lucifer]

LOL, this supposed to be the news?

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It's Fox News. So no, not really.

 

[Darksol]

Places I'd rather get shot:

- Hospital
- Orgy

 

[John Dunbar]

the religious mind is a hell of a thing.

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

I'd rather get shot in a strip club because at least I get to see some boobies before dying

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You might also get to spread some butt cheecks.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

 

[Ploid 6.0]

...Pretty sure if I had my choice, I'd rather get shot in a hospital.

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For my choice, I'd pick a alien hospital which has the best doctor in the universe. I'd also get the penis upgrade while I'm there.

 

[Ventus182]

Holy shit. The amount of mental gymnastics this people will go through it's kind of pathetic.

 

[Sly Chimera]

Well yeah it looks better than a furry convention or homeless orgy in the woods. Also the healing power of Christ helps

 

[Demolition_Human]

Fuck Fox News.

That is all.

 

[Jeffolation]

Par for the course with Fox and Friends. They're all spewing BS during their airtime but I do find Doocy to be the worst of the lot. Just beyond the pale.

 

[Astronut325]

Guns are more important than people.

That's the message I get from this.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

smfh

 

[Mushroom]

Better than her take.

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[Monogatari]

Even Turkish Media wouldn't go this far.

America is shockingly backwards.

For my choice, I'd pick a alien hospital which has the best doctor in the universe. I'd also get the penis upgrade while I'm there.

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I see you have a very high IQ :)

 

[Gabbo]

Clearly God will hear their screams and heal them quicker... I mean, they had thoughts of praying, so we don't have to send out our thoughts and prayers to them, right Fox? Because Guns.

This is disgusting, and I can't believe people watch this and actually take it seriously. I'm glad SunTV failed and failed hard.

 

[Jinfash]

"Since shootings are an inevitability these days, and there's nothing that can be done about it, I'd rather it take place at a church!"

 

[SolarPowered]

This actually airs on live TV over there? And on a popular well-known channel?

Good god. No wonder why half the country is fucking brainwashed. You damn near have to be.
It's maybe because i'm from country that's relatively atheist in comparison but it blows my mind that this kind of talk is even tolerated on national TV.
And I don't mean in terms of censorship, but tolerated by the people, how do you stand this kind of garbage?

In the Netherlands TV hosts simply wouldn't have jobs if they constantly intermingled their faith with talking points. They'd get laughed out of the room.

Fuck outta here.

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Fox News is the most trusted news organization in America last time I checked iirc (either that or most watched New Channel, but either one is bad).

 

[hpkomic]

I'd rather get shot in a Pizza Hut, because at least then I'd be eating pizza.

The juice and crackers in Church are awful.

 

[Citizencope]

"We all share the same beliefs".
Yeah that's FOX.

 

[Tagesreste]

I guess all churches should have armed guards now.

 

[Nox Potens]

...Pretty sure if I had my choice, I'd rather get shot in a hospital.

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Yeah, if I had to get shot, that would be the place. Preferably one with actual decent healthcare, unlike this miserable excuse of a country.

 

[11am]

Shoot me in front of Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnel so I might at least smear some real blood on their hands

 

[Khanimus]

There is no hell horrific enough for these shitbags