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[Tebunker]

I've got the Humble Monthly Keys for BLOPs IIII, and I have no desire to play it, in fact i meant to pause it but they got me in the midst of a move, so I will give it to a lucky purveyor of this thread, without Giftbot, I have decided it will go to a Haiku Competition winner, your Haiku themes are War, Senseless Violence, Nature, Videogames and Football/Soccer. Yes that is random, but pick a them and give it your best shot, I will dole out the key this time tomorrow.

Here is an example.

Swords drawn at Midnight
Winter winds howl over trees
Tom Brady Cheater