When you eat more fiber on a consistent basis, you begin to have bowel movements at consistent intervals. No more surprise mudbutt, meaning that you won't have to worry about shitting yourself during the commute back home from work.
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Friend just shat himself in traffic
- Thread starter Prolepro
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When you eat more fiber on a consistent basis, you begin to have bowel movements at consistent intervals. No more surprise mudbutt, meaning that you won't have to worry about shitting yourself during the commute back home from work.
Dude what
I hate to derail, but did it bug anyone else that Phineas basically had a tortilla chip for a head?
What? How is this "trolling"??
Some mod must have butt-warned you.
OP
OP
Discovered it while high at like 2am and it sent me. Couldn't stop laughing.
Also worth noting his sister was shaped like an air pod. Whole family has weird stuff going on
Sometimes diarrhea comes at you fast.
Almost happened to me when I was walking home from a bar. Barely held it in and exploded on the toilet before my asscheeks even made contact.
Yeah that's what has stopped me on more than one occasion when I had to go. Gotta get those big Gatorade bottles cause that'd be the perfect size
LA?
have you considered something alliteratively lupine?
I say that shitting yourself in L.A. traffic should now be called "shooting a Marvin"
😆 I'm sorry but this made me legit burst out laughing. Glad you were able to make it to the bathroom, though. That could have been an awkward walk home.
Topanga canyon.. off work traffic. No one was going anywhere. I was stuck and had to shit. Pulled off to the side. Grabbed some socks from my car... And shit in the visible to traffic bushes.
Had to do the walk of shame back to the car and wait in traffic still. Everyone knew what I did.
When u gotta go...etc..
I had to pull out of the 4th street exit in DT once because my bladder felt like it was about to burst, it took about 30 or
More to exit during the holiday season and I had to piss on skid roll like a bum. Simply put if you have to go anywhere near DT you better have a plan.
I can't believe no one has done.
"My friend shat himself"
"Your friend would never shit himself."
"He Shat himself on purpose."
"My friend shat himself"
"Your friend would never shit himself."
"He Shat himself on purpose."
Never shit myself, not even as a child... I know when I need to poop and I know how to stop myself... what more do you need?!
OP
OP
Ive done this but stopped mid stream to empty the bottle out the window and then finish the rest without a drop missing. Felt like a Navy Seal.
Back when I was a heroin addict I had buddies shit them selves on the reg. I never did though...phew dodged that bullet.
I once had to experience The Fear driving from Bakersfield to L.A. shit hit me the moment I hit the grapevine. It was the worst cramping shit I ever felt and thought I would have to just crap myself. No way, I drove fast enough to make it to the first exit off near Valencia and destroyed whatever restroom was available.
Never again.
That's pretty gross if your friend has cloth style seats he may as well throw them out and buy a new seat or pay $100+ to have it shampooed professionally.
Never again.
That's pretty gross if your friend has cloth style seats he may as well throw them out and buy a new seat or pay $100+ to have it shampooed professionally.
Sometimes I wish people could take a free IBS month long trial to experience what IBS sufferers go through. It's a constant fear of being stuck in a situation like OP's friend, knowing that if it happens, especially around or with someone, you can slide into a pretty quick depression for a good amount of time which only adds to the constant fear of being away from your comfort zone in the future.
Wait, how does this get a warning? In a thread full of shitty jokes?
You got a chuckle out of me
Indeed.
Hey OP, tell your 'friend' not to risk it next time he's got an hour in traffic coming up.
You - sorry he - don't want this to happen again.
