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Friend just shat himself in traffic
- Thread starter Prolepro
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I'm 42, have all kinds of digestive trouble and, well...I've never shit my pants in traffic
OP
OP
How I know you're a liar - shitting in traffic is the only way to shit.
You've never had your body go 0 to 100 out of nowhere? I haven't shit myself since I was a child, but I definitely understand stuff going from a 10 to a 10,000 because of misjudgements
Your friend is inconsiderate to put you in that situation. He should just drive home as is and take the L.
I'm 34 years old and I've never shit myself at an age older than a baby in diapers
*knock on wood*
I was only having salad at restaurants, not at home.
Now I'm imagining restaurant workers wiping their asses with lettuce, then putting it on the plate.
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You tell him, fuck that shit! Go drive up to your house and give you a ride to the bar all while you pretend not to have smelled anything.
Me, this morning, as a side effect of strong doses of antibiotics.
one time i pooped myself at my friend's house and i thought i had an allergy to kosher salt but actually i just had a rampaging stomach virus
It's not really that hard to understand. What can you do when you're stuck in a traffic jam and suddenly you gotta shit? You can only fight it for so long. In a battle between the sphincter and 25 feet of intestine, the sphincter will always lose.
Personally, I'd start by not shitting. That's kind of part of being a potty trained adult (obviously not including being sick or having a condition). Having to shit isn't the same as having to pee - Every time I've ever had to shit, but wasn't able to at the time, the urge goes away or I hold as long as I need to. I don't just shit my fucking pants. haha
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Yeah by saying adults shouldn't be shitting their pants. Well I got news for you buddy, the older you get, the less control you get. And sorry to ruffle your feathers, but yeah it's funny shitting your pants as an adult. When it happens, you can't do anything other than laugh. But at the same time a ton of people have absolutely no control over this stuff and it's just not okay to shame people.
As a healthy adult, if I shit my pants, I would not be laughing. I'd genuinely be worried about myself. Obviously if someone is super sick or has a condition, that is a different story.
how is the post by Stuntman trolling?
sucks for your friend OP, but I laughed.
Between those saying that is pretty common to shit yourself and those saying it ain't, I was reminded of my cousins who drink a fucking lot and were shaming a friend of theirs because he had NOT shat himself ever when being drunk as fuck.
I didn't know that could happen and I added it to the reasons why I'll never get drunk.
I didn't know that could happen and I added it to the reasons why I'll never get drunk.
Not sure I understand the question. I didn't say it was trolling. It made me laugh. In a sea of good poop jokes, it caught me off guard and made me lol.
OP, what freeway is your homie on? I'm about to be on the 101. I can bring him wet wipes I have in my truck
Oh, OK....so you just don't shit. What a simple and brilliant solution!
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he got home like 20 min ago but he was on was the 101, that's very generous of you tho 🙏
