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Friend just shat himself in traffic

Prolepro

Prolepro

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Nov 6, 2017
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He's on his way back from work, which takes a solid +1 hour. He's asking for my help, but we live in LA. He might as well be in Siberia.

What can do I do?

I told him to try to find an empty drive-thru and get some water and a bunch of napkins, but that might take too long at 6 pm on a friday night to be worth it.

We were about to go out for drinks, but that plans probably gone to shit.

Also, why are so many of yall pooping yourselves as grown adults?
 
Laserbeam

Laserbeam

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,452
Canada
I feel like you can do nothing but laugh a little.

Unless he's in really bad shape and shitting himself cause he's very ill, or something.

he just needs to sit in his shit til he gets home.
 
Atlantis

Atlantis

Member
Oct 25, 2017
891
Your friend was probably already down in the dumps about this, why smear him with this thread?

huehuehue
 
Linkura

Linkura

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Oct 25, 2017
19,943
JaeCryo said:
Also, why are so many of yall pooping yourselves as grown adults?
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This completely stopped for me after I stopped eating salad. Who would have thought that having raw vegetables likely contaminated with fecal matter would be the sole cause of my explosive diarrhea???

Note: I do eat vegetables still, but cooked only.
 
Dalek

Dalek

Member
Oct 25, 2017
38,962
IBS can be a bitch.

You don't get that "hey I have to go poop sometime soon" feeling.

You get that "if I don't find a toilet in the next 3 minutes I'm going to shit my pants" feeling.
 
Volimar

Volimar

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Oct 25, 2017
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It happens. Just clean it up and move on with your life.
 
OP
OP
Prolepro

Prolepro

Ghostwire: BooShock
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Nov 6, 2017
7,310
No lie, his text (snap) was "I just shit myself at a red light" and my reply was "Again?"
 
Walter White Walker

Walter White Walker

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Oct 27, 2017
21,545
Why would he share this information instead of hiding it in shame?
Just lie and say you can't make it for drinks because reasons.
 
Replicant

Replicant

Attempted to circumvent a ban with an alt
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Oct 25, 2017
9,380
MN
JaeCryo said:
He's on his way back from work, which takes a solid +1 hour. He's asking for my help, but we live in LA. He might as well be in Siberia.

What can do I do?

I told him to try to find an empty drive-thru and get some water and a bunch of napkins, but that might take too long at 6 pm on a friday night to be worth it.

We were about to go out for drinks, but that plans probably gone to shit.

Also, why are so many of yall pooping yourselves as grown adults?
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Been there and done that. Fuck you OP. Some of us suffer from diseases we have no control of.
 
Iolo

Iolo

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,902
Britain
Linkura said:
This completely stopped for me after I stopped eating salad. Who would have thought that having raw vegetables likely contaminated with fecal matter would be the sole cause of my explosive diarrhea???

Note: I do eat vegetables still, but cooked only.
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You're not supposed to wipe with the lettuce, though.
 
Golden

Golden

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Dec 9, 2018
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JaeCryo said:
He's on his way back from work, which takes a solid +1 hour. He's asking for my help, but we live in LA. He might as well be in Siberia.

What can do I do?

I told him to try to find an empty drive-thru and get some water and a bunch of napkins, but that might take too long at 6 pm on a friday night to be worth it.

We were about to go out for drinks, but that plans probably gone to shit.

Also, why are so many of yall pooping yourselves as grown adults?
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Drop him like a fly, delete their number etc

If they respected you they wouldn't have told you what happened, they have no shame.
 
Doggg

Doggg

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Nov 17, 2017
14,462
Hey, it happens. You think it's just a fart... but it's not.
 
Surface of Me

Surface of Me

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Oct 25, 2017
3,207
One time I got caught in construction zone traffic after a concert and had to piss. All I had was a small Gatorade bottle and the opening wasn't really big enough so while pissing into it piss kinda sprayed everywhere.
 

Deleted member 5853

User requested account closure
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Oct 25, 2017
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Wow, your friend is a piece of shit.

He should have the courtesy to ask you whether you were in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you.
 
Subpar Scrub

Subpar Scrub

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Oct 25, 2017
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Damn that's like a nightmare scenario for me, I've come close to that happening a few times when I've been really sick and had to drive somewhere and gotten stuck in traffic. Luckily never had it happen though, but it's scary AF when you're racing to a bathroom.

Replicant said:
Been there and done that. Fuck you OP. Some of us suffer from diseases we have no control of.
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Bad thing happened, so OP is very clearly making fun of people who have diseases, disabilities and otherwise cannot control their actions or body. OP is evil, you win!
 
DrewFu

DrewFu

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Apr 19, 2018
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I'll never understand how a grown adult shits themselves, unless they're extremely sick, yet I hear about it all the time online.
 
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