This seems like a good place to ask
Why the fuck did Tolkien name his main character after Frozen Yogourt?
Why the fuck did Tolkien name his main character after Frozen Yogourt?
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Oh hai Gaben, you haven't made anything fun in like 15 years, you just sell 'fun' to idiots for cheap prices then take a huge chunk of profit from the fun developers.
Whoa, whoa. Dont get me wrong. I appreciate the support. I really do. But I don't wanna be seen as some creepy asshole. I messed up. I even got hit by a warning. I don't wanna get banned.
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Yeah I thought it was creepily sweet. I don't know why people thought it would turn into some sort of mob bullying.
Just for that I'm delaying Half Life 3 that I was about to announce.
You use your hands to hold on to the glider.
I don't know!
Leave me alone!
Why are you mocking me!
With your snide remarks and haughty tones!
excuse me sir but what exactly is wrong with pooping in your mouth????
this is a customary greeting in my coven
I think a lot of the fun has shifted to other platforms like Discord. Who actually comes to Era besides to see some news and argue?
Anyway since none of you will answer my question I had to answer it myself.
Tolkien was a very prescient writer. So he saw the modern struggles with childhood obesity coming so he presents Froyo as a filthy Habbit, a high sugar food that children should in fact drop like a filthy habit. Now I imagine he started the book series with a much more hardline approach and that end the end he was going to have the Fellowship drop the filthy Habbit Froyo into the volcano... but then I think he realized that moderation and addressing temptation over prohibition was more effective. Hence Gollum who emaciated represents the dangers of prohibition and addiction. The ring of course represents temptation and so in the end Tolkien drops the ring and not the filthy Habbit into the volcano because it is temptation and addiction and not Froyo himself that is dangerous.
Tolkien was a very prescient writer. So he saw the modern struggles with childhood obesity coming so he presents Froyo as a filthy Habbit, a high sugar food that children should in fact drop like a filthy habit. Now I imagine he started the book series with a much more hardline approach and that end the end he was going to have the Fellowship drop the filthy Habbit Froyo into the volcano... but then I think he realized that moderation and addressing temptation over prohibition was more effective. Hence Gollum who emaciated represents the dangers of prohibition and addiction. The ring of course represents temptation and so in the end Tolkien drops the ring and not the filthy Habbit into the volcano because it is temptation and addiction and not Froyo himself that is dangerous.
you are wrong and here's why
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Lmfao I finally went and read that op and I’m jealous I didn’t make it first.
Masterclass in writing
Masterclass in writing
I am really confused. Was i supposed to have a hearty chuckle to this message? Again, all the forced humor in this thread is telling the "The Cake is a Lie" comic to hold its beer.
Pretty sure that turtle is having an anxiety attack due to the water being too warm.Looks like someone doesn't know how to have a good time.
Why would you post this.
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Are you from the DC Universe? Because your humour is at Meta levels.
this betrayl is unforgiveable, you should commit
or buy him a beer. that works too.
It is never too early for flapjacks. Or Flipjohns or Tope Suicida Pancakes.
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Damnit
No that was supposed to be a joke, playing off how often cute animal videos descend into accusations of this is actually secretly horrible, I knew I should have gone more aggro in it.
