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Gamescom visitor shat in bag while waiting in line to play Fortnite
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This might be one of the most pathetic things I've ever read. "I needed the exclusive item!!!!!" Willing to shit on yourself, in the middle of a crowd, just so you can get some 'sick exclusive' from a game that is free to play. Sounds about right.
How the fuck did some dude just start shitting in a bag in a line with other people and no one say a thing about it?
I will never go to one of these types of things because of the disgusting ass people that it attracts....
I will never go to one of these types of things because of the disgusting ass people that it attracts....
I don't understand why anyone would wait in line to play a free game that is available on like 5 platforms?
HOW DID HE/SHE DO THIS UNNOTICED?!
I mean... you gotta be some serious can-ninja to pull stuff like this off.
Despite this being a digusting story, I have to give my kudos to this remarkable feat.
Also I had to laugh at the "kid had to vomit" part. I'm a bad person.
I mean... you gotta be some serious can-ninja to pull stuff like this off.
Despite this being a digusting story, I have to give my kudos to this remarkable feat.
Also I had to laugh at the "kid had to vomit" part. I'm a bad person.
I was thinking about going to E3 this year. Now I'm thinking that watching from home might be a better idea haha.
That is true. If you gotta go you gotta go I guess.
I don't know anymore lol
It's more about letting everyone in the area know and hopefully join in giving the guy shit.
Staff is a bonus.
Maybe.
For some reason this got me laughing, please don't judge me.
Did he atleast wipe his ass with a flyer or did he play Fortnite with Nutella still in his rim?
I see some teen-comedy-movie potential here: imagine him finally reaching the end of the line after pulling this stunt and the staff telling him "sorry, we're closed". LMAO
Did he atleast wipe his ass with a flyer or did he play Fortnite with Nutella still in his rim?
I see some teen-comedy-movie potential here: imagine him finally reaching the end of the line after pulling this stunt and the staff telling him "sorry, we're closed". LMAO
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You think the person who thinks shitting in a paper bag in line for a Fortnite spray is okay is concerned about being seen?
This leads me to something I've wondered all my life and never got an answer for. What do people who are stuck in massively gridlocked traffic do when they have to shit? I imagine there's a massive amount of situations everyday where people are in their vehicle and can't get out or make it to a restroom.
Go take a shit on the toilet and play on your phone if its all that you sick disgusting excuse for a human being. Jeeze what is wrong with people
Reminds me of a story I heard from one of the janitors in my work, I work in a call centre for one of the big broadband providers in the UK. Janitor was emptying the bins in one of the call centre offices and a plastic bag fell out of the bin bag when he was taking it out. Plastic bag ended up getting punctured and it was full of shit that spilled everywhere across the floor. There are multiple toilets and showers on every floor of the place yet while talking to someone on the phone, someone did a discreet shit in a carrier bag.
Well that's just abnormal behavior. I don't understand where these disgusting people come from, but they need help. Fuck.
Cosplay might help, if you're wearing a long baggy trench-coat or some sort of a skirt you'd probably be able to poop without anyone noticing.
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