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What do YOU want the next OT title to be?

  • Money is Yucky, Milk is Yummy!

    Votes: 58 27.1%
  • Big Drill Energy

    Votes: 28 13.1%
  • Opps All Gokus

    Votes: 73 34.1%
  • Different Spaghetti

    Votes: 10 4.7%
  • White Castle Crystals

    Votes: 45 21.0%

  • Total voters
    214
  • Poll closed .
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Megasoum

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Megasoum

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Pro tip: If you're playing Super Hot VR, don't hit your desk with one of the move controllers hard enough to actually knock the PS4 camera off the top of the monitor sending it thumbling all the way down to the floor because it will seriously FUCK UP YOUR BRAIN while you still have the headset on.... Holy shit...
 

Joeku

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Pro tip: If you're playing Super Hot VR, don't hit your desk with one of the move controllers hard enough to actually knock the PS4 camera off the top of the monitor sending it thumbling all the way down to the floor because it will seriously FUCK UP YOUR BRAIN while you still have the headset on.... Holy shit...
LMAo. How prone to motion sickness are you?
 

deepFlaw

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played more Hitman

Hitmanned too good for the game to handle



game? still good

Donald Duck cucked Sora by stealing Riku's heart!

NOMURA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!

wow what kinda fake KH fan are you

real KH fans know that the ship with Riku in it is Mickey and Riku

Was it known previously that gametouchers.com is a thing or has Jeff just been running this silently for two+ years?

where were you to remind me this existed when we last discussed it being a joke
 

Joeku

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So Joeku .... How drunk were you during that Roma tweet storm last night?
Extremely, lmao. Movie turned me into a slobbery mess. My friend left me some Kraken and I went through it. Think I'm just about done drinking til I have Baileys in hot chocolate on Xmas with my family. It's so expensive being an alcoholic in Canada, and I'm afraid I'll order shit online I can't afford or say something really dumb and offensive because a joke works in my drunk brain that doesn't translate.

It was like $30 worth of crappy rum I went through though, so yes. Very.
 

Joeku

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Why did nobody tell me the glorious return of Idle Thumbs happened four hours ago? Nick Breckon is streaming Far Cry 2 right now:
 

Megasoum

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Drew just mentionned this video on the UPF currently playing on GBI and it stills freaks me out



Bonus: The girl is an actress from around here
 

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Hello and welcome to the final(?) update! The content drought is almost over, so I shall provide one more update to my adventures. Since Giant Bomb started doing GOTY, I have played 30 hours of Total Warhammer, and am around 230 turns of my campaign as Tyrion. So one final update to my adventures, featuring some surprise guests of unseen stature!

When we last met, we stopped the Dark Elves from completing their ritual, by my way of cutting a bloody swathe through their territory. However, the damned rats managed to start and complete their own. As they were all the way in the south, I had no chance of reaching them. They, however, came to me. To control the vortex, they needed to stake claim in Ulthuar. They attacked my southmost capital and took it over, after besieging it for days, I had no way to oppose them with my lord so far. When the rat incursion came, my land was strife with instability, rebels rising up at every corner. My remaining lords crushed them as best they could, and I was forced to make a temporary peace with the pirates as they had amassed their forces to the east. My Asur neighbors faired no better-the balance of power shifted and they lost ground, and Asur from across the region came to claim their stakes on Ulthuan.

And then the Skaven finished the ritual. It was a race against the clock to stop them from gaining control of the Vortex. All would be lost. And as I prepared for the final battle, i was surprised to see the Dark Elves and Lizardmen sent their own forces to stop them as well. It was a mobilized effort, this last breath of rebellion.

As the final battle begun, the rats dug up from various tunnels and attacked me in the rear, targetting my mage.

The Ratssassins were no match for her, and she dealt with them easily. By then they begun their offensive against me and the others.


My fierce warriors led the charge, closest to their frontline. They cut through rats like wheat, but their chemical weapons were no laughing matter.

The Lizardmen came up from the behind and struck at the behemoth beasts the rats employed, providing relief for my own infantry.

The Dark Elves attacked at the flank from the side, having to deal with their own monstrosities.
This rat kinda had a cute face though? said:

The rats used various dark machinations, summoning lightning, burrowing assassins, hulking ratogres, poisonous lobs. We had fire magic however.

Much blood was shed on all shed. And we managed to drive the rats back! And because of it, their god forsake them and their ritual failed, and they have lost their grasp at the vortex..for now.
 

deepFlaw

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if any of you fuckers spoil KH3 for me

I will be very upset with you

I think (especially as I still have the seemingly completely wild contents of 3DS ahead of me) I'd mostly just go "...sure, huh" at any plot twist you could tell me but it's the principle of the thing, ok
 

Megasoum

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Yuk.... I'm about to go play some Astro Bot before going to bed but my PSVR is still full of sweat from when I played Superhot earlier.
 

Salarians

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wow what kinda fake KH fan are you

real KH fans know that the ship with Riku in it is Mickey and Riku
Salarians EXPOSED! as a fake Kingdom Hearts fan!

what he doesn't want you to know!
if any of you fuckers spoil KH3 for me

I will be very upset with you

I think (especially as I still have the seemingly completely wild contents of 3DS ahead of me) I'd mostly just go "...sure, huh" at any plot twist you could tell me but it's the principle of the thing, ok
I just want to know if Lightning is in it
 
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broncobuster

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Does Kingdom Hearts 3 get you up to speed on what the hell happened in Kingdom Hearts 1 to Dudersodium 320/3 Prologious or whatever that Aqua game was.
 

deepFlaw

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Kingdom hearts is a disease

kingdom hearts is the cure for cowboy poisoning

Does Kingdom Hearts 3 get you up to speed on what the hell happened in Kingdom Hearts 1 to Dudersodium 320/3 Prologious or whatever that Aqua game was.

please, Dissidia Duodecim Final Fantasy was my father's name

call me Kingdom Hearts HD II.8 Final Chapter Prologue

(well, technically it's just Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by Sleep – A Fragmentary Passage within that, but)
 

Joeku

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Update: Nick Breckon is streaming Far Cry 2 muted while drunkenly singing along to Chris Remo's Idle Thumbs songs.
 
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