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What do YOU want the next OT title to be?

  • Babby On Twitter

    Votes: 36 12.1%
  • Good Luck Vinny

    Votes: 94 31.6%
  • When Someone Pings The Heavy Ammo, I Don't Feel Like They Care About Me As A Person

    Votes: 18 6.1%
  • We're Going From Four Shitters To Two!

    Votes: 87 29.3%
  • A Dark Hedgehog With A Fucking Machine Gun

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Lol

    Votes: 16 5.4%
  • SMART GAME GOING BAMMER

    Votes: 25 8.4%

  • Total voters
    297
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daveo42

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dungeons and dragons would be better if it primarily involved a hot dragon inviting me into their dungeon
The fun thing is it totally can be. Not dragons, but I was part of a campaign that included tree porn.
It was a retelling of the Big Lebowski, with a treant by the name of Jackie Treehorn.
 

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there were none! we were hoodwinked!
just a stupid demigorgan (fought against spellcheck for about two minutes with that one before realising it's not a real word) and a thisslehydra?
it was the stranger things tie-in campaign, so was an easy and fairly short campaign. we're rolling our own characters and starting Properly next time. i shan't mention DnD again :-)

sounds like something a dragon would say
 

Strafer

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But in all honesty, I'm ready to leave this year behind, it's been a damn awful 2019.

Hope 2020 is better.
 

Poppy

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2019 was very garbo yes

i see this year as pivotal for me in some ways, i like to think that by november i will either be a total deadbeat or be a happier person
 

Blitzrules240

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I've decided for 2020 I'm gonna keep a running list of all the games, movies/TV, albums, and books I completed.

Might just play Luigi's Mansion 3 and make some mozzarella sticks tonight.
 

daveo42

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Oct 25, 2017
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I just hope the one thing that needs to happen in 2020 actually happens and we can actually work through the pain and misery instead of having to endure another four years of it.
 

Incandenza

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I have a feeling that 2020 will be a pretty alright year personally (for once) and continue to be a shit year politically
 
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Man, I was really enjoying Gears 5 and then suddenly there is a boss fight where the boss can just one hit kill you when she has like 10% health left. The fight itself is not hard just super tedious and I got one-shotted like 6 times right before the end. And then I beat it, watched the next cutscene walked around a bit and quit the game.
Guess what.
It doesn't save after the fight.
 

ForgeForsaken

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Oct 27, 2017
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20 minutes into the future.
Did anyone ever photoshop Bakalar's face over Rudy in Funhouse? Someone needs to if they haven't (I would if I had more skills)
Spoilered for Size

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Lentic

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Oct 27, 2017
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I'm listening to the Tech Pod, and Brad saying that more changed from '09-'19 vs. '99-'09 feels like a hot take. There have definitely been advancements in the past ten years, but the 00s were a whole different beast. '99 is damn near unrecognizable when compared to '09. The amont of advancement that happened in the 00s is staggering when you think about it. Smartphones, laptops, wifi, social media, broadband, video streaming all became widespread in the 00s.
 

airbagged_

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Jan 21, 2019
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Top Songs of the Year:

Dark Blue - "Waterford Crystals"
Flo Milli - " Beef FloMix"
Freddie Gibbs - "Half Manne Half Cocaine"
Psychic Void - "Dirty Hands"
Woolworm - "Let Me Wear the Mask"
Protocol - "Bloodsport I" / "Bloodsport II"
Nasty Cherry - "What Do You Like In Me"
Divino Nino - "Foam"
Orville Peck - "Dead of Night"
Tame Impala - "Borderline"
Duster - "Chocolate And Mint"

This was my playlist last year:
 

Humanity

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Aug 31, 2019
10,970
Thinking of great in-game future cities the Neo Paris from DONTNODs Remember Me was really spectacular. Really wish those guys took another crack at the action genre. Vampire was really interesting although flawed but you can see a lot of novel ideas in their designs.
 

kai3345

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Oct 25, 2017
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finally listening to the day 5 podcast. jeff's outer wilds rant was so weird. he was holding it against the game that the developers hadn't "solved for" a situation in which the player actively ignores every piece of information the game gives to them lmao
 

kambaybolongo

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Man, I was really enjoying Gears 5 and then suddenly there is a boss fight where the boss can just one hit kill you when she has like 10% health left. The fight itself is not hard just super tedious and I got one-shotted like 6 times right before the end. And then I beat it, watched the next cutscene walked around a bit and quit the game.
Guess what.
It doesn't save after the fight.
Guess you're never launching Gears 5 again
 

Rickenslacker

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Oct 25, 2017
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finally listening to the day 5 podcast. jeff's outer wilds rant was so weird. he was holding it against the game that the developers hadn't "solved for" a situation in which the player actively ignores every piece of information the game gives to them lmao
Yeah, I have problems with the game but his whole thing about needing more guidance is like... what? Every time you come across Nomai text you see a prompt for the translator. When you go in your ship there are only a few things to interact with -- the cockpit, the suit/refueling station, and your computer. He basically sounded like that time in the MGS HD Collection quick look where he and Patrick were stuck on the roof of the plant chapter for 10 minutes.
 
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Yeah, I have problems with the game but his whole thing about needing more guidance is like... what? Every time you come across Nomai text you see a prompt for the translator. When you go in your ship there are only a few things to interact with -- the cockpit, the suit/refueling station, and your computer. He basically sounded like that time in the MGS HD Collection quick look where he and Patrick were stuck on the roof of the plant chapter for 10 minutes.
it's painfully obvious to see how uninterested jeff is in games that aren't fairly straightforward lead-you-down-the-path affairs. and i mean, that's fine, but that conversation really showed his weakness in this genre.
 

skipgo

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Dec 28, 2018
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It's weird cause when it comes to older games, he seems to really appreciate the not so obvious and hidden secret aspects of those...

That said, I don't play as many games as most people here and despite getting lost frequently in the game, I always found something else to point me in a direction and keep me going until I finished the game.
 

kambaybolongo

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Oct 25, 2017
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Hopefully Jeff apologizes for what he said about Outer Wilds on the bombcast today.

But seriously, why are you guys still complaining about this? It won GOTY, it's ok.

It's not a perfect game either and plenty of people feel similarly to Jeff.
 
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Man, I was really enjoying Gears 5 and then suddenly there is a boss fight where the boss can just one hit kill you when she has like 10% health left. The fight itself is not hard just super tedious and I got one-shotted like 6 times right before the end. And then I beat it, watched the next cutscene walked around a bit and quit the game.
Guess what.
It doesn't save after the fight.
Game not good
 

canseesea

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Oct 25, 2017
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If this translator had a little bit of left trigger right trigger action he'd have loved it

I haven't played outer wilds or listened to the podcast, just here for the chaos
 

kambaybolongo

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Oct 25, 2017
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If this translator had a little bit of left trigger right trigger action he'd have loved it

I haven't played outer wilds or listened to the podcast, just here for the chaos
Death Stranding has plenty of that yet he also hates it

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yeah nah, i've yet to see anyone complain about the game because they didn't figure out the translator mechanic and blamed the game for it lmao
Granted I only played like 30-40 minutes of it but I don't remember anything about a translator either. Like Jeff I mostly skipped through the tutorial because as I do in most games where the tutorial is boring af.

Also I haven't listened to the podcast.
 

efr

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finally listening to the day 5 podcast. jeff's outer wilds rant was so weird. he was holding it against the game that the developers hadn't "solved for" a situation in which the player actively ignores every piece of information the game gives to them lmao
Imagine playing call of duty and only running around throwing grenades in the single player, not realizing you can shoot the gun in front of you and play with other people because you didnt read the menu.

thats how jeff treated outer wilds.
 

DrArchon

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Oct 25, 2017
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Imagine playing call of duty and only running around throwing grenades in the single player, not realizing you can shoot the gun in front of you and play with other people because you didnt read the menu.

thats how jeff treated outer wilds.
I said it in the other thread, but if this was an actual review for Outer Wilds people would be comparing it to that Football Manager review that everyone brings up.
 

Humanity

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Aug 31, 2019
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Imagine playing call of duty and only running around throwing grenades in the single player, not realizing you can shoot the gun in front of you and play with other people because you didnt read the menu.

thats how jeff treated outer wilds.
I don't like to be one of those conspiracy theory crazies but it seems nigh impossible that Jeff visited several planets and not ONCE did he encounter a wall of text. Not even once! And he played for several hours.
 

Salarians

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I had a weird series of dreams last night that somehow ended with me inhabiting my dragon age 2 character in a scenario unfamiliar to me; like being leader a not-skyhold place?? there was a magic compass or something that wasn't working right and there was intrigue and Morrigan was there?? it ended with us all sitting at a big table and turning to see our guest from new york (???), Betty White (???), who was very happy to be there and I was so happy my accent slipped into bad fake australian and also my cat was there

I don't fuckin know but that dream was probably the highlight of 2019

anyway I realized the ring in ring fit adventure sounds like a slightly higher pitched version of this dude and I really don't like that

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I finally went back to LiS 2. Just finished episode 2, which I abandoned when it came out after a certain thing happened. I'll just spoiler all my thoughts just in case, but the verdict is: this episode fucking sucked lmao, worst LiS-thing by a country mile. Holy hell this episode is bad.

Ok so first of all, NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS except Mushroom immediately fucking bites it, which is the most cliche, emotionally manipulative move Dontnod could have possibly written. I was shocked because it was SO cliche I thought they wouldn't go there, but clearly I underestimated the degree to which Dontnod loves themselves some tragedy porn, which came up again at the end, because Chris got hit by a car in my playthrough, and I just fucking howled with laughter, because OF COURSE he did. This despite me telling Daniel it was okay to use his power to save Chris earlier, and also me telling him to use his power to save grandpa.

Yet the game, according to the choices breakdown in the end, decided I had told Daniel to hold back on using his powers? So it was both incongruous with what I chose, and it was an incredibly cheap twist on top of that. I must reiterate that I feel this episode failed at the ONE THING LiS games are supposed to be: reactive. But the game actively ignored my choices, and that I didn't get to choose in situations where it would have actually affected the outcome of the story. Like, don't fucking go to the christmas market, morons. Duh. It was so predictable that that would result in them getting spotted and having to leave again.

Then there's the weird budget feel to the whole thing. 90% of the game is unscored, there's just hardly any music at all. Scenes feel incredibly lifeless, with next to no ambient audio. Voice acting is bad and stilted, as are character animations, leading to the feeling of watching a bunch of bad animatronics acting to a voice-over track. Even LiS 1 did not feel this stilted to me (and had much better VO). The script is also pretty bad, and badly needed another pass and some punch-up. One of the major choices was "REMIND THE RULES". What? That's literally ungrammatical lol. You can't remind the rules. You can remind Daniel of the rules. The rules aren't an actor with agency.
So yeah, I really, really did not like this episode at all. Episode 1 was okay, but idk if I want to play the rest of this now. On one hand I do, so I can see how bad it gets, but on the other hand, 90% of the time I was just really fucking bored playing this.
 

efr

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I don't like to be one of those conspiracy theory crazies but it seems nigh impossible that Jeff visited several planets and not ONCE did he encounter a wall of text. Not even once! And he played for several hours.
I played it for 2 cycles total. It wasnt for me. Beginning fo Outer wilds spoilers:
I managed to do the museum, get the translator, get the launch codes and fly to the moon area with the lonely guy. I flew to a water world, used the translator and then the cycle ended there.

next cycle i flew into space and killed my character on purpose.

i get he could have skipped the translator but the museum is designed to help the player, skipping it entirely, how would you even find the launch codes?
 

Catvoca

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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm waiting for him to post a sincere "screenshot of the iPhone notes app" apology on Twitter because of his bad takes.
 

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I have set my desktop wallpaper to being Outer Wilds using wallpaper engine so I am placated. Jeff's slight against one of the GOATs will be forgiven.

I had this big ol backlog list of things to play, but i've now abandoned it in lieu of just playing Fable 2 again in 4k.
 
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