Giant pregnant(?) cat hijacked my garage

[Mr. Fantastic]

now that she left the hole you best be boarding it up

 

[gutter_trash]

bait it with food and water

 

[Sander VF]

Some helpful tips for OP:

In some cases, you can help move a larger kitten along by holding a towel up to the cat’s vagina and under the baby. This gives the baby some traction.

https://www.catster.com/cat-health-care/how-to-care-for-a-pregnant-cat

 

[papermoon]

Some helpful tips for OP:

https://www.catster.com/cat-health-care/how-to-care-for-a-pregnant-cat

OP just going about his life, and now he might be midwiving kittens.

 

[Juan29.Zapata]

It could be giving birth?

OP in a few hours:

 

[Taki]

OP just going about his life, and now he might be midwiving kittens.

we've all been there

 

[Chixdiggit]

bait it with food and water

Great idea. I wonder why OP didn't think of this before? He should try sausages.

 

[hippopotamus]

Man i love a bunch of little cats.

 

[Metalsnakezero]

It amazing how cats can hid in the strangest places.

 

[EN1GMA]

OP, as he goes deeper into the garage.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Looks like the 2019 ceiling cat is doing the 10 year challenge.

 

[Jinaar]

Get a large cardboard box, line it with a shitty blanket you don't care for any longer, place it in a corner of the garage that would least spook the cat. Place dry cat food and water out next to it.

Hopefully it takes to its possible new home.

 

[Buckle]

Some helpful tips for OP:

https://www.catster.com/cat-health-care/how-to-care-for-a-pregnant-cat

Op's reaction:

 

[Sander VF]

OP just going about his life, and now he might be midwiving kittens.

we've all been there

Op's reaction:

Jokes aside, the article says cats greatly prefer being alone during childbirth.

Like it tells the owners to leave their cats alone unless there's trouble.

“Do not touch [a cat in labor] at all,” Dr. Foote advises. “Petting will shut a cat down. They don’t want you bugging them.”

Also apparently it lasts for hours.

Delivering a litter of kittens can take up to 24 to 48 hours. Your queen, if stressed, can experience “interrupted labor,” which stops birth for a while and resumes later. But most of the time, the delivery will take four to eight hours, Dr. Guess says.

[/QUOTE]

 

[BasilZero]

Congrats for the sex

 

[PedroPanache]

I remember late last year, about two weeks away from Christmas, I was sat in my room just quietly browsing the internet, when I heard some chirping sounds coming from another room. Thinking that one of our cats had caught a bird and was in the process of torturing the poor thing, I went to investigate. I pinpointed the sound to the front spare bedroom and looked under the bed to find a stray cat tending to her newly born kittens. There were two of them and they were very loud. The room was sealed off and the next four months were pretty eventful. The two kittens started to go a bit stir crazy towards the end.

 

[BlackGoku03]

Joe2187 Do you own this house or are you renting?

How has your family been since your uncle passed?

You seem to be doing well.

 

[Linkura]

Jokes aside, the article says cats greatly prefer being alone during childbirth.

Like it tells the owners to leave their cats alone unless there's trouble.

[/QUOTE]
My girl was born next to the head of her mother's owner. Seriously.

And now my girl sleeps next to my husband's head at night.

 

[nillapuddin]

My girl was born next to the head of her mother's owner. Seriously.

And now my girl sleeps next to my husband's head at night.[/QUOTE]

T A L K I N G A B O U T A C A T

just to clarify, jfc

 

[Koo]

In case you ever wondered what tiger chonk looks like:

Tigers are really wonderful; best creatures!

 

[Blizzard]

Are there kittens yet? I just need that to top my day off.

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

Kittens in walls sounds like a horror movie

“Quiet. They’re coming.”

Reeur reeur meeur

 

[kickz]

“Quiet. They’re coming.”

Reeur reeur meeur

It all started with outlining of cat faces on the walls everywhere...

 

[Handicapped Duck]

I just caught up with this thread and it has been gold reading through it. OP, update when you can on what happens to the cat.

 

[Kirblar]

oh yeah, that was me. along time ago but yeah that was me. even though my story didnt have much of a happy ending, that thread was very therapeutic and insightful to me and helped me decide what sort of future i should choose for myself. this was the thread you were talking about https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-li...ting-person-on-earth-long-ass-ranting.592776/

thanks for support and kind words, it's appreciative.

however an update on cat.

My hole is empty now.

i thought this would be the end of the saga....however when i turn off the lights and close the garage door

Mrrrooowwww echoes in the darkness, and the dogs start barking.

I check around the hole again, and nothing and the ceiling and nothing, the box i set out is empty but the food has been eaten....

the cat still lingers....but it's.....hiding somewhere else now....

this weekend imma do a deep cleaning of my garage...find this phantom cat/

Home Depot sells traps (assuming you're in the US) just go there and buy one, and pick up a cage at petsmart you can keep it fed in while you figure out if it's pregnant.

 

[Wraith]

Home Depot sells traps (assuming you're in the US) just go there and buy one, and pick up a cage at petsmart you can keep it fed in while you figure out if it's pregnant.

I know what you mean, but I'll clarify here - live traps (intended to catch and release animals unharmed). May also be available at other hardware/farm supply-type stores.

Just so no one reads "traps" and starts making assumptions.

 

[Blizzard]

Home Depot sells traps (assuming you're in the US) just go there and buy one, and pick up a cage at petsmart you can keep it fed in while you figure out if it's pregnant.

According to the OP his brother was poking it with a stick, so it's probably safer outside a cage where the brother can't get to it or the kittens as easily.

 

[sooperkool]

None of my sittings to this problem would please cat-Era

 

[Avengers23]

If Stone Cold has trouble with cats, what hope does OP have?

 

[hangongetready]

This is the thread that keeps on giving.

Congrats on the kittens OP!

 

[Cow Mengde]

OP is getting pussy.

 

[jkm23]

No update... OP is having kittens over this, so understandable....

 

[PSOreo]

Hi I'm here for my daily cat update. Is it still living in the garage?

 

[Snazz]

I went up with the ladder, but I wasnt certain if she was friendly or willing

so I sent in a decoy.

He did not survive...

This makes me laugh EVERY time. 🤣

 

[Ex-Actarus]

You’re about to get a lot of pussy OP.

Nice one :)

 

[MerryDeath]

Any updates

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Good luck OP

 

[Tremorah]

Pins and needles here, OP, what is the status of her?

 

[Blizzard]

I'm getting a really bad feeling about this. :( I hope the kittens didn't get sealed inside the wall or the brother did something else to them.

 

[Mr. Fantastic]

the cat killed OP

RIP OP

 

[Joe2187]

Sorry for the lack of updates. Was waiting until I cleaned up my garage to see if there was any signs of the cat or possible kittens, but it looks like she has truly flown the coop for good. I checked all corners and hiding spots and found not a hide nor hair.

Miss Kitty has taken off for another garage to scam.

 

[Blizzard]

Sorry for the lack of updates. Was waiting until I cleaned up my garage to see if there was any signs of the cat or possible kittens, but it looks like she has truly flown the coop for good. I checked all corners and hiding spots and found not a hide nor hair.

Miss Kitty has taken off for another garage to scam.

Thanks for the update. As long as you don't hear any meowing, hopefully she's happy and safe somewhere.

 

[Oinone]

Oh man, and I was ready to name them! D:
Hopefully she's doing fine.

 

[Glasgow Mega-Snake]

OP, you can't just give up now. Your cat is missing, go and put up posters!

 

[papermoon]

If OP ended up cleaning his garage, then this was the Marie Kondo of kitties. Bless this cat.

 

[NecroTechno]

And the saga concludes.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Sorry for the lack of updates. Was waiting until I cleaned up my garage to see if there was any signs of the cat or possible kittens, but it looks like she has truly flown the coop for good. I checked all corners and hiding spots and found not a hide nor hair.

Miss Kitty has taken off for another garage to scam.

I bet she was an agent sent by someone here to scam you for sausages.

 

[Pikachu]

Wow, that this thread didn't end with OP adopting a cat and a litter of 12 kittens is kind of a travesty. I think ban is still on the table.

 

[Juan29.Zapata]

Well, this isn't the closure I wanted. Utterly disappointed.

Kidding, I hope the cat is fine wherever she is.

 

[Akira86]

warn the neighbors of a pregnant cat confidence scheme