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I'll go with boogerman's cheek squeek followed by "mmmmm you can almost taste it!" from clayfighters 63 1/3.

Others?
 

Orochinagis

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Far cry 4, when the high priest cant wait and tells the player he wants to have three children with a kid
 

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"I see that you enjoy Konami games."
- Psycho Mantis

Just like many other things in that game, it did not age well.
 

Budi

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Finland
"I could eat a peach for hours" - Super Mario
giphy.webp
 

Lelouch0612

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The Great Mighty Poo is the prime example.


"I am the Great Mighty Poo and I am going to throw my shit at you"
"A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat"
...
 

Ralemont

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Probably one of the myriad of extremely stupid innuendos the Drakengard 3 characters make.
 

Adamska

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I mean, there's plenty of hentai games that feature some really, really gross dialogs/situations.

As for mainstream games, I think Moira Burton makes an allusion to a "bag of dicks" at some point, which is a pretty gross thought IMO.
what in a moist bag of fucks
Oh, maybe I remembered the line wrong then.
 

Zacmortar

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I mean, there's plenty of hentai games that feature some really, really gross dialogs/situations.

As for mainstream games, I think Moira Burton makes an allusion to a "bag of dicks" at some point, which is a pretty gross thought IMO.

Oh, maybe I remembered the line wrong then.
I could've sworn it was "Moist barrel of cocks"

I love Moira
 

Asbsand

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The Walking Dead Season 2:
Kenny: "Hey, get yer finger outta your ass!"
Jane: "Talk like that again, and it'll go up yours!" (from memory)

Yeesh.

Also Mass Effect Andromeda:
Vetra: "I've had enough shit from these assholes."
 

Budi

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All the dialogue regarding "blushy crushy" in Xenoblade Chronicles 2, it's extremely juvenile and somehow perverted at the same time. That combo makes me very uncomfortable. Though I still don't even know what "blushy crushy" is and that also scares me. Yuck.
 

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Can I just say every other line in Kingdom Hearts 3? Both in terms of delivery and subject matter, most of the cutscenes have been pretty painful for me. I'm able to laugh at it now, but I also feel insane amounts of shame for taking these games so seriously when I was younger.