Guy forces bot to watch < 1k hours Batman movies, asks it to write a Batman movie of its own

[Mona]

A bot you say?

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love this

 

[Mona]

"goth ham"

Do I even want to know what that might be?

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[Allforce]

Don't know if serious? But here's a good thread if you're interested.

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We found the Queen of the Wet Blanket Brigade here boys...

 

[Mgs2master2]

Some reason I lost it at
" Two-Face is a man but Attorney"


Bot or not, this is pretty hilarious

 

[Deleted member 4783]

I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water. I drink ANARCHY

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Didn't know The Joker was a comrade.

 

[Alpheus]

"A clownly power" has powerful energy for a descriptor. This is amazing.

 

[Deleted member 25600]

Aren't these usually faked?

 

[Lord Vatek]

I don't care if this was made by a bot or not, this is the greatest Batman-related thing I've ever read.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Alfred, give birth to Robin!
Happy Batday, Birthman!

Oh my god, I'm crying.lolol

 

[Nothing Loud]

This is some really impressive comedy writing lmfao it's amazing

 

[Deleted member 7051]

I started dying when I got to "an explosion explodes".

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read this with Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill's respective voices in mind.

 

[malus]

Reminds me of this:

still funny though.

 

[ody]

I am such a freak. Society is bad.
You drink water, I drink anarchy.

 

[Huey]

Mendrox these are pretty clearly fake scripts that Keaton Patti has been writing for a while. Should probably update your OP and title to reflect that.

Also, they were funny for a while, but they follow a pretty close formula so diminishing returns

 

[CrocodileGrin]

Two-Face AND a One-Face?!?

 

[N.Domixis]

Has any of these types of "bot-created script" ever been real?

I mean, this one obviously isn't. How do you get a bot to watch movies and then write a script from them? That makes little sense.

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The future is closer than you think

 

[EdibleKnife]

"I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy." ~Joker

Sounds pretty spot on to me.

 

[jaekeem]

LMAO wow this is gold

 

[Jmdajr]

LMAO!!!

 

[HououinKyouma]

Real or not, this is fucking gold. I love these memes.

 

[Convasse]

Alfred is the real MVP here, not only is he delivering GotHAM but he's out here giving birth.
To say I laughed at this would be an understatement.

 

[Oliver James]

I love it

 

[Kommodore]

Thanks, I love it.

 

[Deleted member 225]

"They hate me for being a bat."

smh didn't know Joker and Two-Face were bigots. CANCELLED.

 

[Trickster]

Holy shit I'm dying

 

[Deleted member 2834]

Fake but funny

 

[Butch]

Doesn't do much for me if fake, it's only funny if there is an algorithm behind it, imo.

 

[Keym]

I know it's fake but I don't care, the expired coupon thing is priceless.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Haven't had a good laugh in a while, lol. Alltimes Orphan is an amazing opener.

 

[Loxley]

Why in the fuck in my 30 years on this planet did it never occur to me that Alfred should be called Bruce's "Batler"?

 

[Deleted member 17092]

Holy shit just legit uncontrollably laughing.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

I refuse to believe this was written by a bot, the comedic timing is too good

 

[kiguel182]

Has any of these types of "bot-created script" ever been real?

I mean, this one obviously isn't. How do you get a bot to watch movies and then write a script from them? That makes little sense.

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Yeah, I have the same thought. How is this supposed to work? What kind of "bot" is this?

 

[kiguel182]

I wonder what a bot with produce given Batman scripts. Probably much more nome-sensical than this.

 

[Jimnymebob]

This is amazing.

 

[skipgo]

I wouldn't mind some goth ham.

 

[Chrome Hyena]

Sounds better than Nolan's boring movies so Im in!

 

[show me your skeleton]

clearly this wasn't written by a bot.


it was written by a bat.

 

[Commedieu]

This is about as real as those slibling "stuck under bed/in window" videos

 

[Mona]

Doesn't do much for me if fake, it's only funny if there is an algorithm behind it, imo.

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pretend its real and have a laugh

 

[Almagest]

I haven't laughed that hard in some time, thanks for this.

 

[Imperfected]

Guys I think I'm probably the first to realize this, but I don't think this was written by a bot!

 

[Butch]

pretend its real and have a laugh

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I just can't sorry, I'm glad you guys like it that much tho, nothing against it.

 

[RoaminRonin]

Guys, all this was written by a real person, so that makes the jokes not funny. All those laughs you had were fake laughs, underserved and taking away real lols for actual bots.

 

[Spikematic]

Funniest shit I've read in a while.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

It has been a very long time since I laughed this hard.

 

[Clefargle]

Doesn't do much for me if fake, it's only funny if there is an algorithm behind it, imo.

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Yup and this looks fake as hell

 

[RustyNails]

Funniest goddamn shit I've read all week.

Lol

 

[gozu]

too good to be true. no bot is that funny. iwantreceipts.gif