Happy Beefmas, Resetera!

[Professor Beef]

so what did y'all get me

 

[Volimar]

Jesus?

 

[Messofanego]

Pretty sure people born on Christmas have to give others gifts.

So what did you get us?

 

[Oldmario]

some lynx africa?

 

[entremet]

Jesus?

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lmao.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

Tryna steal Jesus' shine shame on you

 

[Lashley]

I'd hate to share a birthday with Jesus

 

[AlexFlame116]

A new year, an opportune time to get better tastes.

 

[Akira86]

just some stocking stuffers, a few bottles of A1, and some gourmet horseradish sauce

 

[Tagyhag]

My approval, keep up the good work Beef.

 

[Pelicano]

That's unfortunate.

 

[Futabaisthebest<3]

OP:

Spoiler

Happy Birthday, Professor Beef!

 

[passepied joe]

Attention

Spoiler

Happy Birthday

 

[Loudninja]

The gift of friendship is all I can offer! :)

 

[capitalCORN]

Are you in town? I can get you wet. :)

 

[Kevin360]

Water gun fight!

 

[Redneckerz]

A new Ipod like device, the one in your avatar clearly doesnt feature an OLED given how blurry it is. What resolution is it running? Perhaps a dev can add a checkerboard implementation for you.

 

[Anth0ny]

happy bday buddy, I got you some gifts:

 

[Professor Beef]

A new year, an opportune time to get better tastes.

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Thankfully my psp is dead

 

[NoName999]

so what did y'all get me

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Well I know that when you turn 30, you'll be unfairly executed.

Don't worry, you'll come back to life three days later though.

A new year, an opportune time to get better tastes.

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You want him to get better taste and decided THE AFTER YEARS was the way to do it?

 

[Username1198]

I brought pineapples for your birthday cake

Wait that doesn't make sense

EDIt oh yea happy birthday !

 

[Mondy]

OP:

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Welcome to the world of a depression sufferer, just with much less smiles

 

[SweetNicole]

I got you a bad joke thread

 

[Professor Beef]

Pretty sure people born on Christmas have to give others gifts.

So what did you get us?

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sorry but per the yuletide bylaws, me having an xmas birthday negates the need to give others xmas gifts, and the birthday gift is still requireds

so cough it up

Tryna steal Jesus' shine shame on you

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don't worry, me and him go way back

My approval, keep up the good work Beef.

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thx bro

A new Ipod like device, the one in your avatar clearly doesnt feature an OLED given how blurry it is. What resolution is it running? Perhaps a dev can add a checkerboard implementation for you.

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it's vintage, dammit!

happy bday buddy, I got you some gifts:

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where's the delete account button

 

[LionPride]

You Sonic loving fuck

 

[Bufbaf]

Is this the 24th on US time? Then we share the same birthday!

 

[D i Z]

Got you a candy cane. When ever you want to swing by and pick it up is fine by me.

 

[Deleted member 2802]

Jesus?

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Jesus wasn't born on Dec 25, it's some Pagan holiday

 

[hidys]

Congrats OP you get to share a birthday with Justin Trudeau.

 

[sir_crocodile]

aged beef

 

[CD99]

*reads tag*

Sorry, I only give gifts to people with good taste

 

[Professor Beef]

You Sonic loving fuck

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i'm blessed you got off the phone long enough to make this post

Is this the 24th on US time? Then we share the same birthday!

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no it's the 25th here

 

[julia crawford]

Sorry, i forgot.

 

[Luminaire]

I got you 4,517 Sonic The Hedgehog Crossover Fanfiction stories. You can find your favorite game or series series and revel in joy. There may even be an FF4 one for you.
https://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/Sonic-the-Hedgehog/253/

 

[Xaszatm]

HAPPY BEEFMUS!

 

[subpar spatula]

A crisp stfu.

 

[Professor Beef]

i hate that damn scrooge story for making people think an old grump can change

my hatred of FF4 cannot be changed with some xmas miracle!!!

 

[SymbiantXenos]

12 Rusev Days

 

[Angie]

:P

 

[Professor Beef]

12 Rusev Days

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i do not recognize rusev day as an actual holiday because he never shook my hand at a denny's a few years ago

 

[Anth0ny]

where's the delete account button

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D:

To cheer you up, I will now play the song of my people.

 

[blame space]

great now my cousin thinks I'm looking at dancing naked dudes over here

 

[CassCade]

Congratulations on inching closer to death, you should take Jesus to court for his followers stealing you're bday as if it was his.

 

[Deleted member 9145]

LONZO BALL IS THE FUCKING GOAT

as well as being my son

 

[The Bear]

Thankfully my psp is dead

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But your Vita lives, it's in the name :P.

 

[TheeFanatic]

so what did y'all get me

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Here's your entertainment

 

[Dan]

so what did y'all get me

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Have some attention. You're welcome.

 

[Professor Beef]

But your Vita lives, it's in the name :P.

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no stinkin FF4 will grace MY vita

 

[Aeana]

no stinkin FF4 will grace MY vita

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Not even Funky Fantasy 4, the definitive version of FF4?

 

[PerfectFlaw]

Happy birthday.