Happy Birthday to the Greatest Country in the World!

[Zombine]

"This country is fundamentally broken and dangerous, but there is that illusion of freedom and opportunity (that is long gone and dried up) that keeps me proud to be an American. I'm so blessed that they make Marvel movies here (that Europe gets to see earlier)."

 

[Deleted member 8561]

Some of you dislike this, but meh.

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Because the show fucking sucks and is contrived, poorly written trash

 

[Deleted member 3208]

Jajajajaja.

Fuck the shithole called the United States of America.

Best Regards,
Latin America.

 

[Cpt-GargameL]

Iceland is better.

 

[Deleted member 8561]

Iceland is better.

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is it really though

 

[Cpt-GargameL]

is it really though

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So some research, you'll see.

 

[Cantaim]

it isn't the 4th of july yet

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It's always time to party Nicole

 

[Deleted member 2840]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Or, more fittingly,

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

 

[Kiraly]

The US is the greatest country in the world at riling up other countries. It's fantastic.

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The greatest country in bombing the shit out of them too lol

 

[Cow Mengde]

We have the best National Anthem.

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

Lol, we basically live in a third world country.

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ot Not sure how many people on this forum know the history behind the terms 1st World 2nd World and 3rd World Countries because at one point in history fucking Switzerland was consider a 3rd World Country

 

[Pink Tape]

This place is a shit hole lmao. You can't honestly say that you're proud of this country when we have fucking concentration camps.

 

[Avengers23]

I love this country. Sure, we aren't perfect and there's more work to be had, but name me a better place.

America!

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Canada.

A hole in the Sahara Desert.

 

[Ciao]

 

[Deleted member 2328]

Do I risk bankruptcy if I fall ill there? Yes? Am I shamed into paying an arbitrary amount more for food and services because somehow you're dependent on other's generosity to fill the gap in your paycheck?
You're right, there are no perfect countries. But you get some pretty basic stuff very wrong.

That said, happy birthday USA.

 

[BlackJace]

USA
USA
USA
USA

Spoiler

:/

 

[Denamitea]

I love that the picture in the OP is some weird roll up of the American flag, cuts off most of the flag and is pixelated to shit.

 

[StarStorm]

Its not the 4th of July yet.

 

[Machine Law]

Happy Birthday New Zealand.

 

[The Main Event]

Oh right this is about Canada bad brother

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Spoiler

Happy Birthday 'Murica. I'll be visiting you once again next month

 

[Carnby]

Some of you dislike this, but meh.

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Damn. He really rattled off those statics. Is this a show about a genius or something?

 

[Braaier]

USA USA USA

 

[IDreamOfHime]

Happy birthday Scotland

 

[Apathy]

Pretty sure every Western country is better than the US. Gotta be one uninformed joke post to say otherwise

 

[Kilic95]

Is it considered a privilege when being told to drink out of the toilet?

 

[Transistor]

Well, OP is at least a good representation of America's poor education system since he thinks America's birthday is July 3rd.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Deleted member 13496]

Do I risk bankruptcy if I fall ill there? Yes? Am I shamed into paying an arbitrary amount more for food and services because somehow you're dependent on other's generosity to fill the gap in your paycheck?
You're right, there are no perfect countries. But you get some pretty basic stuff very wrong.

That said, happy birthday USA.

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I think the rampant murder and imprisonment of minorities and absolutely insane gun violence are a bigger issue than tipping.

 

[adj_noun]

It's too easy to bait us.

 

[cnorwood]

It must be nice to be white

 

[Kevers]

It must be nice to be white

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White's all right.

 

[AlexBasch]

Oh right, I forgot to congratulate our best neighbours in the continent. Happy one Canada! Promise I will not forget you guys next year, keep being amazing!

 

[Hycran]

It´s not even the best country in Noth America

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Came here to post this.

Would rather live in France, Germany, UK, any country with socialized health care that doesn't have a wannabe strongman as their president, etc.

 

[Naijaboy]

Well, OP is at least a good representation of America's poor education system since he thinks America's birthday is July 3rd.

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Pack it up, we're done.

 

[Khanimus]

Name me a better place

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A gas station washroom with a passed out crackhead laying in the corner.

 

[Kevers]

A gas station washroom with a passed out crackhead laying in the corner.

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That's still America.

 

[SwampBastard]

I have spent the entirety of my 40 yrs living in America (but fortunate enough to have visited lots of other countries). America sucks.

 

[Doggg]

Ok USA

 

[Deleted member 2328]

I think the rampant murder and imprisonment of minorities and absolutely insane gun violence are a bigger issue than tipping.

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The tipping culture is a pet peeve of mine because it's one of your worst cultural exports.

 

[bobbychalkers]

 

[Deleted member 13496]

The tipping culture is a pet peeve of mine because it's one of your worst cultural exports.

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I'm not American, I'm Canadian.

Having said that, we have the exact same problem. The tipping thing, not the gun thing. But also kinda the racism thing.

 

[Kurdel]

I love that the picture in the OP is some weird roll up of the American flag, cuts off most of the flag and is pixelated to shit.

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Very appropriate

 

[Firewithin]

nah fam this is quite the shithole country these days

 

[Khanimus]

I'm not American, I'm Canadian.

Having said that, we have the exact same problem. The tipping thing, not the gun thing. But also kinda the racism thing.

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Most definitely the racism thing

 

[Kyra]

 

[RedMercury]

No lol

Whatcha doin' op

 

[King Alamat]

Fam, you realize this country has concentration camps, right?

 

[AlexBasch]

Jajajajaja.

Fuck the shithole called the United States of America.

Best Regards,
Latin America.

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Es correcto.

 

[night814]

Nah

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

The tipping culture is a pet peeve of mine because it's one of your worst cultural exports.

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It's a disgusting holdover from the great depression because we let "Job Creators" get away with it.

 

[Pandora012]

So much bait was had