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[Hard Drive] Soulja Boy Sues Fortnite For Not Putting His Dance in Their Game

Oct 25, 2017
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#1
Hard Drive said:
LOS ANGELES — Amidst the growing controversy over Fortnite’s use of dances created by other artists, Soulja Boy is the latest to sue Epic Games for loss of profits from what he calls “a serious and egregious omission of the Soulja Boy dance from Fortnite.”

“Soulja Boy is gonna be real with you, times have been rough in the Soulja Household,” he told reporters. “Kids don’t listen to my music anymore, the fucking Mario people are suing me, and now I am learning that Fortnite has insulted me by not including my iconic dance in their game. I got my own kids flossing instead of ‘Supermanning Hoes’ like their father invented.”

Soulja, Who skyrocketed to fame with his 2007 hit single “Crank That (Soulja Boy),” believes that he’s losing out on profits that would be gained by young players discovering his music from Fortnite.
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/soulja-boy-sues-fortnite-for-not-putting-his-dance-in-their-game/

Well then, this is quite the twist to recent events.

It's satire.
 
Nov 28, 2017
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!!!ATTENTION ALL EPIC FORTNITE GAMERS!!!
Soulja Boy needs help from YOUUUUU to claim that sweet victory royal, and to tell em. He needs your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and for YOUUUUU to also buy one of his Soulja boy game consoles. Hurry!!! Time is running out, and he may not be able to crank dat!
 
Aug 21, 2018
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#20
Glad it's satire, I was gonna rage when I saw this topic, it would have resulted in a ban, for sure. :)
I dislike people who got lucky and got famous for being stupid and useless, but when they keep bothering people who are actually worth a damn I go mental. But it was satire, so I'm fine. :)
 
#22
Glad it's satire, I was gonna rage when I saw this topic, it would have resulted in a ban, for sure. :)
I dislike people who got lucky and got famous for being stupid and useless, but when they keep bothering people who are actually worth a damn I go mental. But it was satire, so I'm fine. :)
What? People can like things you don't like man. I'm not going to call Soljaboytellem.com a piece of high art, but it probably shouldn't make you mad.
 
Oct 26, 2017
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#31
Glad it's satire, I was gonna rage when I saw this topic, it would have resulted in a ban, for sure. :)
I dislike people who got lucky and got famous for being stupid and useless, but when they keep bothering people who are actually worth a damn I go mental. But it was satire, so I'm fine. :)
I don't like Soulja Boy's music nor him as a person, but he didn't get famous "for being stupid and useless"; He released a hit song that people liked.
 
Oct 26, 2017
9,239
#35
Glad it's satire, I was gonna rage when I saw this topic, it would have resulted in a ban, for sure. :)
I dislike people who got lucky and got famous for being stupid and useless, but when they keep bothering people who are actually worth a damn I go mental. But it was satire, so I'm fine. :)
Now this is what I call good satire.